Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 11:53 am

i need a t-shirt now

So I had this entire grumpy post, and now I do not.

This is why.

[personal profile] thefourthvine sees girls lining up to watch the three AM premiere of the movie Eclipse.

Oh, and girls? Please don't laugh along with people you think are laughing at you. Nothing you're doing is stupid or embarrassing. You care about something. You love something. It's important to you, and that makes it valuable. If people think that's funny? Please, please: just tell them to go fuck themselves.


I wish this could be handed out on embossed cards. And not just to teenage girls.

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Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 11:53 am

i need a t-shirt now

So I had this entire grumpy post, and now I do not.

This is why.

[personal profile] thefourthvine sees girls lining up to watch the three AM premiere of the movie Eclipse.

Oh, and girls? Please don't laugh along with people you think are laughing at you. Nothing you're doing is stupid or embarrassing. You care about something. You love something. It's important to you, and that makes it valuable. If people think that's funny? Please, please: just tell them to go fuck themselves.


I wish this could be handed out on embossed cards. And not just to teenage girls.
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 07:43 pm

to make you smile

So it's been a faily week. I don't know about anyone else, but I need a pick-me-up.









Full performance is here.

This should do it. From Britian's Got Talent, Ms Susan Boyle.

Watch. It. All.
The universe just got exponentially more awesome. How did I not see this before?

LOLCode

I can totally sit here and love this with all my heart. The internet is made of win.
Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] amireal:

But, when that quality carbide ball touched the surface of the paper, it was not ink that came out. From a distance I heard the screams of men and the cackling of innumerable ravens. I stopped, cold and sweating profusely. I looked down at the Bic Crystal black medium ballpoint pen which I held in my hand, only to see darkness. I dashed it against the wall, recoiling in horror....

The greatest review for a Bic pen in the history of mankind, by Matthew Balousek. Read all of it

No, seriously. Read this.

Um. I also take back the thing about fandom being boring recently. Apparently, I must only say (jokingly!) of our less-than-stellar-comparisons to snark and boom, two in a day, two different fandoms, neither one of them mine (though a third, OTW, might be considered a fandom y/y?)

I'm going to go pretend to be productive now.
Anyone else on [livejournal.com profile] stupid_free and [livejournal.com profile] sf_drama?

Because seriously, fandom is officially the most mundane place on the internet when we can't do shit like this.

People? Take notes. This is awesome. This is--the pinnacle of what the snark/wank communities should be. This is beautiful.

*reading, enchanted*
[livejournal.com profile] internetscourt

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THERE WAS ONE OF THESE?????

This must be where internetz lawyers come from.

....and if you tell me you did not briefly think "Now I can appeal that bitch who banned me for my OT badfic" I will totally know you are lying. I almost want to get banned somewhere. So I can get an elawyer and get some justice!!!!!

I know. It's Sunday. I'll be sane tomorrow. But not today. Today I am making lists of people on my flist who could be my future elaywers. For now, now we will have hilarious justice on the internetz! Now we can strike back at oppression.

I said tomorrow sanity.
Thursday, September 13th, 2007 09:58 pm

oh rock on

Titanic the Sequel Trailer

That is just freaking awesome.

spoilers for movies )

PS: I had no idea Leonardo diCaprio cried so much.

ETA: updated movie list! I--think we accounted for every scene now?
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 10:09 pm

(no subject)

I think personal happiness can be assured by these two things:

a.) I wrote my first program!

(To be fair, I copied it directly as I was supposed to, paying careful attentin to what I was doing, so I know what each line of code means. Leading to 2....)

b.) Figured out how to hold the screen up so I can see the results

Okay, that part was *not* in the program, so I couldn't see if it worked, so I went looking and found the system command in the Dev C++ complier. But is it *supposed* to stay open without the system command? Because seriously, I thought I did it wrong.

...maybe I did? Except I checked character by character and seriously,no.

BUT I WROTE IT! AND IT CALCULATES A PAY RAISE! AND...

God. I need a life.

(And I don't even have to do it until class tomorrow in lab! I just--wanted to see if I could yet. So I am done! Except I'm retyping it in lab and everything because then I look like one of the Really Scary Obsessive Students, which I am going for. Must remember to wear glasses and look stern.)
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 10:53 pm

HAPPY!

Okay, my day? Got so much better. And three of thoes things involved geekery.

1.) The phone thing is solved. Well, mostly. I don't *understand* why creditors think I owe them money, but that is what call block is for. And youknow, ordering a copy of my credit report. Whee!

2.) Okay. Now. Binary. I understand what the hell it is. This is what I was trying to explain--memorization and understanding. I was tested on thsi stuff once upon at time and got through it without any idea of what the hell. Then it was like--oh! Eight! Sixteen! Thirty-two! Bits! THE LAST ONE IS A POSITIVE/NEGATIVE! I ONLY NEED TO MEMORIZE UP TO 2 TO THE FOURTEENTH POWER! I had this huge geek out while translating random numbers into binary at the bus stop. It was very fun. My professor kept trying not to laugh at me while im like, look! 32000! I HAVE IT HERE! LOOK AT THE PRETTY PATTERNS!

Then I was like WAIT HOW DO YOU GET THE ONE HUNDRED DIGITS OF PI and he sighed and looked at me and remembered abruptly I was the one asking about reverse engineering from exe to source and realized, yes. This would be his life while I was in his class.

3.) Got a cell phone. It has bluetooth! I just synched my laptop with it! AND I AM IN THE ZONE!

Thank you. You may all now return to your regularly scheduleld program. Um, those who had any of my old cell numbers? Post here or email me so I can give the new one.

*HAPPY*

IT IS A GOOD DAY!

(random--so is there a command that's not int or double that covers 64 and 128?)

HAPPY.

(still pissy at my boss, but Ill probably play with my phone a lot to compensate.)

PS: I forgot to squee about values. I had this revelatory moment of comprehension about ASCII and char, double, int, float, and I was like--ohhhh. Oh my GOD. This is what this is?? I THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE?

Er. Yeah. Carry on. But God. Good class day.
I'm trying to think of a way to preface this link, but so far, it's mostly some kind of tear-filled cliche type thing of survival, so I'll simplify.

I want to be able to do this when I'm seventy-six. God, I'd like to know I could do this *now*, and I'm seriously not sure I could.

Rescuers find woman, 76, given up for dead

Ora Doris Anderson. Seventy-six. Two weeks in the Oregan wilderness. Sitting by a creek. Injured hip but was alert. Seventy-six.

From article:

Anderson had been lightly dressed in a wilderness area where temperatures had dipped into the 30s Fahrenheit over the past two weeks, The Associated Press reported.

Seriously. That's just made of win.

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