Sunday, January 20th, 2008 08:37 pm

oh hell and yes and hell yes

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WHY DID I NOT KNOW THERE WAS ONE OF THESE?????

This must be where internetz lawyers come from.

....and if you tell me you did not briefly think "Now I can appeal that bitch who banned me for my OT badfic" I will totally know you are lying. I almost want to get banned somewhere. So I can get an elawyer and get some justice!!!!!

I know. It's Sunday. I'll be sane tomorrow. But not today. Today I am making lists of people on my flist who could be my future elaywers. For now, now we will have hilarious justice on the internetz! Now we can strike back at oppression.

I said tomorrow sanity.
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From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:43 am (UTC)
I will be your ecodefendant. Because face it, if it's not madelyn, it's me.

And I'd rather have madelyn doing our ePR.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:46 am (UTC)
I'm not sure what we've done yet. But I will think of something.

Though you know, an actual fannish arbitrator is not the worst idea I've ever heard. And by that I mean, hilarious.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:50 am (UTC)
But I will think of something.

I believe in you. Maybe something in a sockpuppet/flamewar flavor?... badfic related. Or you know, astral plane related.

Though you know, an actual fannish arbitrator is not the worst idea I've ever heard. And by that I mean, hilarious.

Imagine the esubpeonas!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:54 am (UTC)
That part is the part that has me in hysterics. YOUR ARE CALLED TO WITNESS FOR DEFENDANT SUPERHARRYSLUT FOR MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE'S ASTRAL HUSBAND.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:56 am (UTC)
SOCKPUPPETING WITHOUT A LISCENSE!

From: [identity profile] cottontail.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:54 am (UTC)
When you allow someone by the nick of "Deeply_Confused" to preside (http://community.livejournal.com/internetscourt/6610.html)over your case, it must be an interesting case.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 02:55 am (UTC)
I think it could be worse, I mean-- takingituptheass could be your defense.

From: [identity profile] cottontail.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:00 am (UTC)
Haha! This is true.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:01 am (UTC)
Is this not the greatest community in the history of communities? It so is.

From: [identity profile] cottontail.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:05 am (UTC)
*nods*
I most enjoyed this recent transcript (http://community.livejournal.com/internetscourt/6067.html#cutid1) of proceedings.

I wish real life cases were so easily dismissed. It would make my job so much easier. :)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:07 am (UTC)
That was one of the greatest court cases in history. *wipes away a tear*

From: [identity profile] dovil.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:24 am (UTC)
There is nothing as magnificant as Internet Justice, except maybe a movie called Internet Justice based on a novel by John Grisham and starring Demi Moore and Ray Liota.

While I may not be a lawyer, as a Philosophy graduate if you ever need anyone to confirm your existance...actually don't bother asking me, because since I'm a Philosophy graduate I'll probably be too drunk to reply. Or too busy asking people if they want to upsize their order.

From: [identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:41 am (UTC)
too busy asking people if they want to upsize their order.

... of existence?

From: [identity profile] dovil.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 04:32 am (UTC)
That's where reincarnation comes in handy.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 05:51 am (UTC)
Thsi entire thread made me snort my tea.

I luv u both sooo much. So much I'm using bastardiazed l33t.

From: [identity profile] ltlj.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 03:58 am (UTC)
Ooh, people could sue their own sockpuppets for slander. That would be awesome.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 05:40 am (UTC)
God, I want to be there the day that starts. *crosses fingers* With screencapping capabilities.

From: [identity profile] mystisblom.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 05:37 am (UTC)
OMG I just found them over the SF post you linked to. Thats so crazy *G*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-01-21 05:40 am (UTC)
IS IT NOT MADE OF ALL THE WIN IN THE WORLD?
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From: [personal profile] akacat Date: 2008-01-21 01:04 pm (UTC)
I'll be sane tomorrow.

O rly?

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