See? THIS is why I love this fandom. I can't think of anywhere else I would find such wonderful, lovely authors discussing ass babies and toilet paper and no lube. *Sits back contetedly.* I love you guys.
*thoughtful* According to my understanding of the badfic fannish mind, someone *right now* is taking me and Ami's Chaya versus Rodney war up there and writing up a serious fic on the subject.
I'm sorry, but my brother & I just spent like a half hour mixed between helpless laughter & acting out the war b/c it just had to be done. All in all we're of the opinion that you are all silly & part of our list of people who won't be killed when we take over the universe b/c you're amusing (not that I wouldn't save you anyhow for the fanfics you've created.)
You two are DEAD to me. DEAD. I am fleeing this fandom.
Going back to Smallville. SMALLVILLE.
I feel broken and violated and like I've just watched my parents get into a screaming match over the baby taking a dump on the expensive leather couch.
If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers . -- Unknown, on feedback BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex... Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert. -- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!" -- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads? Jenn: Because you are an addict. Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this. Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock. Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction. Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card. -- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write. -- anonymous, on terrible writing AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe. -- silverkyst, on wtf AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email. -- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics. silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today. silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it. Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image. -- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him." -- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression... -- Summerfling, on shower sex LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it. -- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches. -- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror. -- deadlychameleon, on class LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox. -- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off. -- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon. -- Jenn, traceback Fosstodon, 11/6/2022
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From:...you sorta asked for it. *koff*
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From:*twiddles thumbs*
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From:However, if she did? I would have to retaliate. And it would be terrible.
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From:*rubs hands together expectantly*
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From:RAISED EXPECTATIONS!
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From:*Sits back contetedly.*
I love you guys.
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From:*shudders*
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From:With lubeless buttplugs.
Yeah. It's pretty much too late now.
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From:*snickering even harder*
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From:Ditto with the memories!
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From:*cries*
You two are DEAD to me. DEAD. I am fleeing this fandom.
Going back to Smallville. SMALLVILLE.
I feel broken and violated and like I've just watched my parents get into a screaming match over the baby taking a dump on the expensive leather couch.
DEAD to me!
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From:ROFLOL!
Diapers! The new SGA-AU.
Yup - sick, totally demented and over the top. That's my fandom, yes siree!
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From:Y'all just can't play nice together, now can you?
::vividcon this year is lookin' more interesting all the time::
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