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Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 01:06 am
ANNOUNCEMENT
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amireal no longer exists. I have no idea who she is, I have never written with her, and never will her name be spoken in my presence again.Also, Cherry Orchard coffee from Central Market. Party in a cup. Best stuff *ever*. Will sell liver for unlimited supply.
Right.
amireal shunned. I mean, if she existed. Which she does not.That is all.
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diaper mpreg demon ponies story
From:"Medical emergency. Have Beckett, his team, and a security team waiting at the jumper bay," Sheppard reports quickly into his radio. "Some demon beast thing laid eggs in Rodney, and we need to get it out."
Then he rips out his radio and hands it to Ronon. "Here, you tell them what this thing is since you know more about it."
Ronon takes the radio and starts talking into it, and Sheppard turns back to Rodney.
"We're almost at the gate, Rodney, you need to let go of my hand so I can make sure we don't get stuck on the gate again," Sheppard says.
Rodney clutches his hand tighter, and says, "Don't leave me. Please don't leave me."
"I'm not leaving you Rodney, I'm right here, but I need to pilot us through the gate," Sheppard says, pulling his hand back, and tries not to think about how much it physically hurts him to see Rodney clutching at empty air for his hand.
"Sheppard, Colonel, please!" Rodney sobs.
Sheppard forces himself back on the pilot's chair and retrieves the drive pod, and then they are going through the event horizon and landing in the jumper bay.
Beckett already has his team there, so is Lorne's team.
As soon as the doors of the jumper opens, both teams move in with practiced precision.
"Once the doctor has this thing out of Rodney, I want a pound of lead pumped into it," Sheppard tells Lorne.
"Understood, sir," Lorne says.
"You're also injured, Colonel," Teyla says softly. "You need to--"
Before Teyla finishes speaking, Sheppard feels himself drop to the ground.
***
When Sheppard wakes up, he doesn't immediately remember why he's at the infirmary, but he feels the pain in his left shoulder. Then, the memory of the San'tarth comes back to him in vivid detail.
He looks around the room frantically, and sees Rodney in a neighboring bed with a ton of hook ups, but a steady heart beat on the monitor and Sheppard is lightheaded with relief.
There weren't any monitors hooked up to him, just an IV, so Sheppard slowly gets up from his bed, and rolls the IV with him to Rodney's side.
Rodney looks as pale as the bed sheet, but he is breathing on his own. Sheppard resists the urge to lift the bed sheet to examine the damage for himself.
"Hey," Rodney opens his eyes.
"How are you feeling?" Sheppard asks, and then thinks about what a stupid question that is.
"Like I just gave birth to a demon horse through my colon," Rodney says.
"That sucks."
"Yeah, so will wearing a diaper for the next six months," Rodney says, looking away.
"I'm sorry."
"So not your fault," Rodney says, and then he reaches and catches one of Sheppard's hands. The grip was tight, but not painful.
Sheppard returned the pressure.
"And thanks," Rodney says softly, "for not killing me when I asked you to do it."
"Well, I've gotten used to having you around," Sheppard says.
***
The END????
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From:I can see an episode where this happens...
They pay plenty of tribute to Star Trek, so why not the Alien Trilogy? Except you know, with a demon pony thing... and laying eggs in the ass rather than chest.
I should write to the writers of the show...
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From:(and Rodney blames you for this. Yes he does!)
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From:*crawls into the closet with a blunt soft lead pencil to doodle the names of the Elder Gods on the back wall for comfort*
*gibbers, drools, rocks back and forth all the while*
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From:*evil grin*
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From:*raises eyebrow challengingly*
You should add a song, we think. What song expresses Rodney and John's pain best?
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From:A POEM!
FEAR ME!! FEEEEEAAAR ME!
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From:*big eyes*
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From:WHY SHOULD WE BE THE ONLY ONES MADE TO SUFFERI'm sure other folks will appreciate it, too.I vote for The Stones' "Wild Horses" for the song that makes The Pain Only To Real.
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From:I wait for the flames to arrive. Oh, how I wait.
Also, I added a poem. (http://dracostella.livejournal.com/102362.html)
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From:Oh, honey. I'm headed off to rec this now. I HOPE YOU GET ALL THE FEEDBACK THAT YOU DESERVE FOR IT, TOO.
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From:Thank you for participating in our plan.
*looks shifty*
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Hold very still....
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