Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 01:06 am

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[livejournal.com profile] amireal no longer exists. I have no idea who she is, I have never written with her, and never will her name be spoken in my presence again.

Also, Cherry Orchard coffee from Central Market. Party in a cup. Best stuff *ever*. Will sell liver for unlimited supply.

Right. [livejournal.com profile] amireal shunned. I mean, if she existed. Which she does not.

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From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 06:54 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD YOU YOU YOU YOU I HAVE NO WORDS BUT IF I DID? THEY WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

CHAYA WILL GIVE JOHN SUPERPUDDLEJUMPERS AND CASTLES AND SHOW HIM HOW TO BREAK THE SPACE TIME BARRIER ALL ON HIS OWN! WITH UNLIMITED TURKEY SANDWICHES! UNLIMTED TURKEY SANDWICHES! AND SHE WILL GIVE HIM HIS OWN GALAXY! HA! BEAT THAT RODNEY!

NO BUTTPLUGS! NEVER! THIS IS A NON-BUTT-PLUG ZONE!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 06:57 am (UTC)
AND THEN THERE WILL BE MARRIAGE! AND A DIAMOND STUDDED BUTT PLUG! ENGRAVED! WITH THEIR INITIALS ALL SWIRLY AND TWIRLED AROUND EACH OTHER!

AND RODNEY WILL BREAK LAWS OF PHYSICS SO THEY CAN NONCON/BDSM/FUCK WHILE FLYING THROUGH THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM TO SAVE JOHN'S CHILD FROM AN ABUSIVE MOTHER AND BRING HER FOWARD TO LIVE WITH THEM IN ONE HAPPY SHINY BUTT PLUG FRIENDLY WORLD!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:01 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! HE IS ALREADY SOULBONDED TO CHAYA! SOULBONDED! SHE VANISHED ALL THE BUTTPLUGS IN THE UNIVERSE!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:07 am (UTC)
BUT DOM! QUIGON AND SUB! OBI WILL APPEAR THROUGH AN INTERSPACIAL RIFT AND BANISH CHAYA FOR SOULBONDING WITHOUT A LISCENCE!

AND THEN RODNEY WILL BE THERE TO COMFORT JOHN AND HELP HIM THROUGH HIS VIOLATION WITH HEALING SEX OF DOOOM!! AND THERE WILL BE MORE TEARS!

THE UNIVERSE ITSELF WILL WEEP!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:19 am (UTC)
OH PLEASE! CHAYA WILL RETURN! IT WILL BE CHAYA WITH A VENGEANCE, SWEEPING JOHN FROM EVIL PSYCHO RODNEY AND HIS UNLUBED BUTT PLUG TO TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS FERRIS WHEELS AND TELL HIM HOW PRETTY HIS HAIR IS! THERE WILL BE CUDDLING! OH YES, THERE WILL BE CUDDLING!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:25 am (UTC)
YES! AFTER RODNEY BREAKS THE UNIVERSE TO SEPERATE CHAYA MOLECULE BY MOLECULE WITH THE ANCIENT'S HELP! BECUASE THEY THINK SHE IS A WHINEY BITCH HO WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR TOO!

AND THEN RODNEY WILL CUDDLE JOHN IN HIS VERY OWN FLYING FERRIS WHEEL THAT CAN TRAVEL FROM GALAXY TO GALAXY AND THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL SPOT IN THE PEGASUS DRIVE IN WHERE THEY CAN PARK AND MAKE OUT AND SPANK EACH OTHER!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:33 am (UTC)
SHE WILL REASSEMBLE AND SMITE ALL THE STUPID ANCIENTS! THEN TAKE JOHN FROM THE HORRIBLE SPANKING TRAUMA AND WIPE HIS MEMORY! DO YOU HEAR ME? WIPE IT OF ALL MEMORY OF RODNEY! HAHA! AND THEN WILL CUDDLE HIM AND THEY WILL HAVE PICNICS AND FLY AROUND THE UNIVERSE RIGHTING WRONGS!

FORGOT RODNEY! HA!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:36 am (UTC)
BUT RODNEY IS GENIUS AND HE WILL HAVE ANTIPATED AND CREATED A DUMMY CLONE AS BAIT!

CHAYA WILL HAVE A DUMMY CLONE! WITH NO BRAINS OR SEX GLOWY TENTICLE DRIVE!

AND THEN HE AND RODNEY WILL WHEEL OFF INTO THE SUNSET!!

---UNTIL JOHN'S REPRESSED CHILDHOOD TRAUMA TEARS THEM APART FOR EXACTLY 8 DAYS 5 HOURS AND 34 MINUTES! BUT THEY WILL COME BACK TOGETHER IN ANGSTY BDSM SMUT! WHERE ONCE AGAIN THERE WILL BE CATHARTIC BOWELS AND SNUGGLINGS AND THEIR BOND WILL BE ETERNAL!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:39 am (UTC)
OMG SHE TOTALLY KNEW THAT! SHE COMES BACK AND WHISKS JOHN AWAY JUST AS RODNEY WAS ABOUT TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS--HORRIBLE SEX THINGS--TO HIM! BECAUSE ASCENSION IS NOT ABOUT THE FLESH.

AND SHE TOTALLY WIPED ALL HIS MEMORIES OF RODNEY AND HIS EVIL BUTTPLUG OF DARKNESS.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:41 am (UTC)
RODNEY SPENDS 10 YEARS IN ANGER MANAGEMENT BUDDIST SEMINARS AND THEN ASCENDS AND KICKS CHAYA'S SLUTTY MISHABVING ASS BACK TO EARTH! WHERE SHE IS RUN OVER BY A VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE!!

RODNEY AND JOHN COMINGLE ENERGY IN AN EXSTATIC ORGIASTIC PARTY!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:43 am (UTC)
NOT IF JOHN CAN'T REMEMBER HIM!

AND TEER IS THERE TO COMFORT HIM!

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2006-07-02 07:49 am (UTC)
RODNEY WILL REPAIR ALL HIS BWOKEN WITTLE BWAIN CELLS!


AND DO NOT BRING THAT CREEPY STALKER BITCH INTO THIS!

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