Sunday, March 2nd, 2008 01:29 am
ah. right.
Touch My Body by Mariah Carey (when I first wrote it, I said Oh my God for the title, and it's appropriate)*
I. Um. Okay,
thefourthvine is restricted from watching because one vendetta a year is enough, really. The rest of you...
I mean. Does anyone watch that and think strange soft-core porn metrosexual fantasy as interpreted by someone who has a.) never had sex b.) never had a relationship that didn't involve chatspeak and c.) been diagnosed insane?
A unicorn? Why? Why? What did unicorns do to you?
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svmadelyn pasted this to me without warning. Without warning.
ETA: Pillow fight? Stop. Stop. Stop.
I. Um. Okay,
I mean. Does anyone watch that and think strange soft-core porn metrosexual fantasy as interpreted by someone who has a.) never had sex b.) never had a relationship that didn't involve chatspeak and c.) been diagnosed insane?
A unicorn? Why? Why? What did unicorns do to you?
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ETA: Pillow fight? Stop. Stop. Stop.
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From:*mulls*
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From:But if you wanted a one word answer: yes.
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From:NINJAS. There should always be ninjas.
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From:There *should* have been ninjas.
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From:no.
You're getting my therapy bills.
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From:Weeping, I tell you.
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From:Why do I click on these links? It's like a disease. I'm scarred now. But yeah, I think the sex fantasy by someone sterotypically nerdy who never had sex was the point of this atrocity.
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From:I kept wincing when she was dancing in the shiny silver dress because I kept expecting it to ride up and show her butt. *winces*
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From:Jeez, there is not a word in the English language to do justice in describing how awful that woman's videos are. I'm just glad to have watched and not listened - I imagine it is even worse when subjected to the shite that is her music these days...
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Quick, where's the bleach?
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From:*sad face*
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From:that was even worse than i expected after your warning!
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From:Erm, I think that was sort of the point, no? It's the fantasy of the cliched supposedly-virginal computer nerdlette, who is all of the above. There were also deely-boppers, "romantic hero" pantaloon prince pants, and laser tag, a nerd's idea of romantic and fun. It's supposed to be awful and over the top and a spoof of a certain type of music vid on purpose, for the humor. The whole hoary vid is supposed to be all in his tiny little cliched-nerd mind, which theoretically excuses the soft core porn aspect of it. Sadly, I *know* this guy, times ten, as my husband owns a comic book store, but if I were a nerd boy, I'd sue.
That's the guy who plays the NBC page on 30 Rock, he's also a stand-up comedian. I love that guy, at least I do on 30 Rock.
I don't think this is supposed to be taken seriously.
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From:my brain hurts.
Also, I want to send the writers' the old "Girls Guide to Geek Guys" ((http://www.neystadt.org/john/humor/Girls-Guide-To-Geek-Guys.htm)) because really, that whole video plays the negative stereotypes _so_ hard. Just finished reading "Nerds: Who They Are, and Why We Need More of Them" (http://www.amazon.com/Nerds-They-Need-More-Them/dp/1585425907), which gets you thinking about the actual harm caused (to non-nerds as well) by those stereotypes...
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