ah. right.

Touch My Body by Mariah Carey (when I first wrote it, I said Oh my God for the title, and it's appropriate)*

I. Um. Okay, thefourthvine is restricted from watching because one vendetta a year is enough, really. The rest of you...

I mean. Does anyone watch that and think strange soft-core porn metrosexual fantasy as interpreted by someone who has a.) never had sex b.) never had a relationship that didn't involve chatspeak and c.) been diagnosed insane?

A unicorn? Why? Why? What did unicorns do to you?

*svmadelyn pasted this to me without warning. Without warning.

ETA: Pillow fight? Stop. Stop. Stop.

Comments

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Like along the lines of 'Trust me, I'm a priest' kind of religion?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more "We are the Ori, worship or die painfully."

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

OMG? Is that why everyone has the flu?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I am suspicious, yes.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

So, what are her weaknesses? Do you have to build some crazy ass EMP field generator or just know her real name like in a fairy tale?

I am only asking to make sure other people can not use it to defeat her of course.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*squints* Well, she doesn't have any useful ones. Unfortunately.

But asking really obvious questions about some project she's working on does slow her down. And it's very, very funny to watch.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it would involve a lot of work via stalking. I don't know if I'm up for that, I can barely read my flist.

Will bribery via gay porn work?

[ps. I am sorry your story is taking so long. My love for SGA is just so dead in the water, I'm having trouble. Hopefully done soon!]

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

I'm right here, you know.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Like a deity. Or the Orii.

...a lot like the Orii, come to think.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

I'm in ur house, subscribin to ur commetz.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Do I have to fill out a form to make requests? Or do the 12 satellites pick up my prayers?

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

I'm hip with the times, unlike the rest of the Old Boys Club. It's called e-mail.

I also accept sacrifices. (http://www.gloriajeans.com/) Those human ones; too messy. *wrinkles nose*

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

So if I buy you coffee, can I punch Dan Didio in the face and not get arrested? That shouldn't be too difficult to arrange.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Considering that I didn't know who that was until I googled him, I can safely say you can punch him in the face even without the mocha chiller sacrifice. (I don't do coffee. Mocha chiller is where it is at.)

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm sure now that you've googled him, you know I probably could punch him, and no one would stop me.

How is it that you and Jenn never seem to sleep?

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Haven't you heard the one where we're the same person?

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

No one has that much spare time. No one.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Or do they.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Well I have to commend you then on managing to create two completely different writing styles, and someone tricking large groups of people into going along with your plot.

On the other hand, Erin never seems to be talking to both of you at the same time. Hmm.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Oh please. From the first time Erin defriended me and sent me a letter about it, I owned her silence.

*files nails*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Sure they do!

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

The trick is having just the right balance of similarities, I think.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

So either her mother or your son is fake. Which is it?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

What is this sleep you speak of? I do not know this word.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

I understand now (http://xfiles.wearehere.net/believe.htm)