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Touch My Body by Mariah Carey (when I first wrote it, I said Oh my God for the title, and it's appropriate)*

I. Um. Okay,

thefourthvine is restricted from watching because one vendetta a year is enough, really. The rest of you...

I mean. Does anyone watch that and think strange soft-core porn metrosexual fantasy as interpreted by someone who has a.) never had sex b.) never had a relationship that didn't involve chatspeak and c.) been diagnosed insane?

A unicorn? Why? Why? What did unicorns do to you?

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svmadelyn pasted this to me without warning. Without warning.

ETA: Pillow fight? Stop. Stop. Stop.

You know, you could always ask the guys in the Unicorn in C Major (http://stuckeyandmurray.com/videos.php) video.

They might just know. *dusts fingernails*

Do you bookmark everything you ever see on the internet? Is there a database? Are you Oracle?

Pretty sure she's a religion waiting to happen.

Like along the lines of 'Trust me, I'm a priest' kind of religion?

I was thinking more "We are the Ori, worship or die painfully."

OMG? Is that why everyone has the flu?

I am suspicious, yes.

So, what are her weaknesses? Do you have to build some crazy ass EMP field generator or just know her real name like in a fairy tale?

I am only asking to make sure other people can not use it to defeat her of course.

*squints* Well, she doesn't have any useful ones. Unfortunately.

But asking really obvious questions about some project she's working on does slow her down. And it's very, very funny to watch.

That sounds like it would involve a lot of work via stalking. I don't know if I'm up for that, I can barely read my flist.

Will bribery via gay porn work?

[ps. I am sorry your story is taking so long. My love for SGA is just so dead in the water, I'm having trouble. Hopefully done soon!]

I'm right here, you know.

Like a deity. Or the Orii.

...a lot like the Orii, come to think.

I'm in ur house, subscribin to ur commetz.

Do I have to fill out a form to make requests? Or do the 12 satellites pick up my prayers?

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Pru and I used to watch a lot of horrible things during finals.

A few of them made it onto my LJ, under the "need a laugh" tag.

That tag has seen me through many a trial. *rocks in chair*

That makes sense.

In return for the Mariah video (http://store.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys2.cgi?af=2111&ecode=8020171N&init=anal&fam=kit)

*stretches languidly* I see your link and raise you this one (http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html), if that's how it's gotta be.

Please (http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php) They filmed XXXorcist in Philly.

I want to see you beat this:

For serious bizarreness (http://store.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys2.cgi?af=2111&ecode=9046081N&init=anal&fam=kit)

Hmm. Maybe? (http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm) *squints* (http://www.mystique.net/amish.html)

Most people cave when I throw down a gauntlet. I'm all out of practice with this! Well played.

Though one person did let it slip to me in chat that she and a friend call me Oracle.

This is acceptable as well.

Can you start selling tshirts that say Oracle is Watching with the avatar head? I want one, and can't find any, and you should benefit from the idea, I believe.

Haven't I told you before not to recruit for your cult here? HAVE I NOT SAID NO CULT RECRUITING?

She has already said she is in the cult. That doesn't even count!

It totally counts! DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID EVERYONE. RUN. RUN WHILE YOU CAN.

DON'T YOU COMPARE ME TO OBAMA.

THAT IS FRIENDSHIP-DISSOLUTION TERMINOLOGY RIGHT THERE, LADY.

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. -- Unknown, on feedback
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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
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-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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