mmmmm whales

The Rabbit Report

Oddly, there isn’t much to relate. We are in the Transitional Getting To Know You Stage, in which the rabbits have found zen in discovering new and creative ways to escape their pen.

And by new and creative, I mean, against the laws of god, man, and several principles of physics.

Let me explain.

Around midnight Tuesday, while cheerfully discussing a variety of porn with justabi, I went to get coffee and discovered all three rabbits had escaped their pen.

The pen? Is not that easy to open. One might say I have issues getting it open. And it’s fairly high—even Reggie feeling his most Olympic is not gonna clear that thing without a stepstool and a prayer, okay? But somehow they managed to unhook all five hooks on the pen and get out to play, play, play, around computer cords even. After gathering them up, redistributing them in their pen, and tying the edges of the pen together, I went back to my computer to read Pru porn and wondering if I should check them for opposable thumbs.

I’m just saying, it’s getting weird. I’d go so far as to say spooky.

Tomorrow is the first vet appointment of the terrible trio. I bought them a carrier to travel in. I’m pretty sure we’re all going to survive.

Pretty sure.

*****

Whales

In far less interesting but really super cool news, Child, while surfing at the site for Sea World, has taken up a sudden desire to swim with Beluga whales.

Okay, that is cool. So vaguely working out a budget to do so. My middle sister, her daughter, and my mother have all expressed an interest in attending Jenncation 2006, if I keep it in the state, since neither can take off more than a few days. Hmm. I am thinking beach, but I’m also thinking, two other adults and one other child, and whales. I’m also thinking I’m hungry, but that’s because I didn’t have breakfast.

ETA: Had a breakfast taco. Never mind the last bit.

Swimming with Beluga whales. Hmm. Must consider deeply.

Work

In non-flower controversy related news, the move to the cubicles of doom is on for Monday. In celebration of moving from (relatively) spacious cubicles to tiny stalls of misery and darkness, we will be allowed to wear jeans.

Wow. I feel suddenly happier with the world.

Hmm

Okay, I’m boring myself. Let me bore others in their interest groups. Give me a topic and I’ll do an entry on it. Whales, fandom, badfic, cookies, a top ten, whatever. I am in that place. I can be boring on any topic. Try me. Except snakes. Let's not go there today.

topic one, topic two (1/2)

Okay. *cracks knuckles*

Topic One: amireal suggested bagels and cream cheese.

My response: Yum?

Topic Two: _minxy - Bore me about badfic. Tell me what needs to happen to make badfic readable, and what takes it into 'oh god, no!' territory, and when it becomes so bad it's sporkable.

and

eretria - Well, since you already offered: Badfic.
Your top 10 pet-peeves in fic.
Your top 10 bulletproof kinks in fic.

Ooh, my favorite topics!

( badfic, boredom, and the way to the stars, 1/2, numbers one through five pet peeves )

(no subject)

( badfic, boredom, and the way to the stars, 2/2, numbers six through ten pet peeves )

Hmm. Lets see the next topic.

To suggest a topic, go here

(no subject)

And skipping bullet-proof kinks--I'll get back that one. I know I have a list somewhere and I want to see if it still holds true.

Now for something different.

Topic #3 - rivier asked for "Fandom, please, because today I'm full of feeble fannish love. Can you list a few - maybe seven? I like that number - moments in anything you've had fannish love for, where remembering them in public makes you smirk in ways you wouldn't want to have to explain to a stranger? Not porn, necessarily, not anything ground-shaking. Just the things that bring a smile to your face when you think about them. The "that's my show / film / boys..." feeling.

Ooh, pretty, thank you!

Okay, seven.

( fannish love, one through four )

fannish love, five through seven

Flowergate has taken on new--okay, so not going there today. There was a meeting and that's all I will say. I'm in the fannish happy zone. Just--no.

Alrighty then.

( fannish love, five through seven )

topic #3b

Cut for--well, I'm not sure, but it seems polite when discussing what your kinks are. I have no idea why. Hmm

( ten kinks plus one bonus kink! )

topic 4, 5, and 6

Topic #4 -- sport of my choice, from soul_cake_duck

Okay, this will be a disappointment. I played basketball and ran track when I was in junior high/high school, was a JH and JV cheeerleader, and in Finland, my boyfriend taught me the value of hockey. Other than spectator gymnastics and figure skating? Yeah, not much.

Topic #5 -- Curtains? Do you have an entry worth on curtains? by sociofemme

Okay, moment here--I own no curtains. But I am looking for curtains for my bed, since it's with the canopy frame thing. Preferably something in gothic romantic vampire. Also, Lowe's has a really *cool* selection, though sadly, nothing in romantic gauze.

Topic #6 -- Things that are attractive about Rodney. from nightchik

It took me a bit to warm up to him as more than interesting, but...

Yeah, he totally warmed me.

( rodney, trinity, and the three ways I learned to love him )