Okay, I just realized I haven't updated my webpage in almost, like, a year.

There is a reason for this, but it's multifold and requires a three dimensional diagram. But it starts something like this.

Update Webpage! --> Doesn't like design. --> Starts new design! --> Too complicated. --> Simplifies it! --> Hates it. --> Redesigns it! --> Learns new CSS! --> Redesigns it again! --> Too complicated --> Return to the beginning and repeat twice --> Gives up.

This makes me sad and yet I also find it hilarious.

I think I've been html'ing most of the files, I just never get around to formatting or, say, adding them. It's sad.
Monday, May 26th, 2008 09:18 pm

webpage update

Updated webpage. Yes. More than once a year. V. exciting. The sad part is, I only went in to make a code fix. On one page.

Added Fic:

Always Summer (SGA, Sheppard/McKay)
As Wide As the Sky (SGA, Sheppard/McKay)
Stronger Than Time (SGA, John/Ronon)
And That's For Remembrance (SGA/The Bourne Trilogy, Sheppard/Bourne)
The World of Women (The Bourne Trilogy, Jason/Marie)

Update to Crimes Against Humanity Index:

Added Downtime by [livejournal.com profile] ladycat777 (Sheppard/McKay)
Updated Crimes Against Humanity to last posted parts from October. God. I will finish this in 2008, so help me God.
Added one pic by [livejournal.com profile] merry_gentry: Click here

Update to Teacher's Pet Index:

Added three pics by [livejournal.com profile] lee_fragilidad:
Pic One || Pic Two || Pic Three

Other

Added one pic by [livejournal.com profile] fennegie for Eighteenish: Click here

And random maintenance and changing stuff around. Because I have a strong masochistic tendency, obviously.

....and my hands hurt. Gah.
Okay. Done. Done.

Sheppard/McKay Recs, added 96 97, cannot feel the pad of index finger anymore.

I am never, ever trying to do a style overhaul again, even though the main rec page is tragically ugly, I so do not care. All intersite links should be added and fixed to work.

Any problems accessing, with links, etc, feel free to comment while I try not to cast off my right hand. As it hurts. God. Maybe I should think about doing this more often than once a year, hmm?
Accomplished

I have updated recs! Except not all of them. Because I can't feel my fingers anymore. I have lost the fingerprint on my index finger due to the laptop's touchpad and eight to ten hours of coding and redoing the CSS for four pages on my website.

Okay, the thing is? All I was going to do was split Sheppard/McKay up from Gen and Other Pairing, because wow, that page got long. Did anyone know it got that long? How on earth was it usable? Anyway, I pulled the other and gen out and got them each their own page and thought, well, while I'm here, let's fix that thing.

Ten hours later...

(This is a dramatic bit of foreshadowing to tempt you to click the cut, expecting something fascinating. It's a total lie, though, but do tell me if it worked?)

why I wish people would have interventions for me more often )

And wasn't that a fascinating digression? I need to work in a porn shop. I would haev better stories.

SGA Ows Me

Well, that was good for me. Good for you? More later, when my fingers are not burning in pain.
This is the Entry of Updates. Many. Some. Sort of.

Webpage

In a fit of productivity, updated Indulgence with all fic back to August:

Eighteenish, SGA, Sheppard/McKay
I Hear and I Forget, SGA, Sheppard/McKay (technically Sheppard/Other)
The List of Cool Shit to Do, SGA, gen-like Sheppard/McKay, art
Story of a Girl, SGA, Sheppard/McKay, genderswitch
Insurrection, SGA, missing scene from Story of a Girl, Sheppard/McKay, genderswitch
The Past, in Plural, SCC (Sarah Connor Chronicles), gen

Still working on linking up the art, mostly because I keep thinking how desperately I want to tweak this website design and how lazy I am.




Anonymous Versus Scientology, Project Chanology, the Continuing Story

Earlier entry on the subject.

This part is actually more a Wikipedia curiosity as well; I didn't know, before now, exactly what level of oversight there is in Wikipedia. The links are pulled from OTF Wank comments.

longer than expected )




My Poor Toes

Still hurt. Limping around work pathetically. Epic journeys to the coffemaker. Very little sympathy. Yes, that is totally news.




Everything Else

Here is my request for pimping John Sheppard gen. If you missed it, and considering I posted at like, 1 AM, I can see why, plz to be pimping your favorites in the John Sheppard gen category. And self-pimp. Seriously.

Del.icio.us is now working correctly again, but I'm still paranoid enough to open the same page in two windows just in case it randomly deletes when I edit.

And that--sort of covers that.
To move into a more fannish, less trauma space (though I note that despite the deeply personal and moving responses from livejournal promising some kind of word last night, there was in fact no word of any kind)--I really want a new layout for my webpage.

(If this is not the coolest, coolest, coolest thing in the history of ever, I will--wonder what is coolest.)

The problem is, of course, my webpage is--kind of. Well. I don't do a lot *there*. It's more a fic repository. An archive--ish thing, if you will. It is functional and officially works in most browsers, is fairly easy to read, and is not stressing to update. I can, literally, update that baby in my sleep. To be fair, I was in a time period where my three priorites were:

A.) can update in sleep.
B.) do not have to learn Adobe Photoshop again for pictures.
C.) will not traumatize a dial-up modem (which I had at the time).

But it is not pretty.

Now, this is where things get tricky.

Historically, when I feel vaguely motivated to do a whole bunch of updates and changes, I make it--er. Unreadable. Or I crash it. Or I end up taking it back to notetab and stripping all the HTML out to redo it again into something easy. Or I go through a semi-goth black-background/grey-text/cream link phase. Please, in the name of God, do not ask what was up with that. I was doing that shit with frames. Though it *was* pretty. It was also kind of like some kind of come-down from an acid trip, too.

But *pretty*.

*thoughtful*

I really want to do a three-column for everything but the actual stories. Except--I have no idea what to do with that third column. Maybe random red boxes for no particular reason?
Sunday, July 15th, 2007 12:27 pm

updates etc

I'm debating whether to see if any of the Austin release parties still have openings (Advantages: books! people! fanpeople! food! BOOK AT MIDNGIGHT! Disadvantages: motivation to get dressed, might fall over someone and break self, have no *clue* who anyone is).

Or--just wait for my preorder to arrive at my door. It's tricky; one part is thinking HISTORICAL FAN EVENT HERE and the other is thinking BUT THEN I WILL NOT BE ALBE TO LIE IN BED IN MY JAMMIES AND LAPTOP and God, why is it I cannot have both?

Saw movie. Loved.

Webpage

Updated my webpage to current with the exception of A History of Violence - I'm trying to decide whether to put it as three separate stories or a single file. Yes, these are the deep meditation moments of my life. The following stories were added:

Smallville
Sight Unseen (the adultery snippet)
An Evening at the White House by [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn
Breathe Dust
Rising
Dealing With the Unexpected (mpreg)

Stargate: Atlantis
Where I Lay My Head, final version
A Place
The Sleeping City
Kahs-Wan (remix)

del.icio.us

Yes, tagging again. Everything I've written, including wips, snippets, and etc, are now up in del.icio.us, with a disturbing specificity of tags. I'll add as I run across them in my lj.

Hmm. Short insane moment coming next.

Meta on Tagging

For those who actually go there and read around and marvel at what will in the future probably be one of the early signs of my impending breakdown (I'm sure this will show up in my biography, The Girl Who Suddenly Painted Herself Green and Married Characters on the Astral Plane: How A Fangirl Went Wrong by svmadelyn (no, I'm sure she would never ever do that)), part of it has become personal tracking.

A million years ago in lj, a meme went around asking people to critique their fic--wait, let me find that. Got it, here. This was early in my lj tenure--and pretty early for fandom in lj, to be honest. It was interesting.

The commment I'm interested in at this point, however, was by [livejournal.com profile] rhiannohero, where she mentioned a flaw she saw, and had emailed me about in a fic I wrote. It was the overuse of the phrase "something like". It's true. I have a bad habit of finding a phrase I like and beating it to death with a hammer.

Del.icio.us isn't made to be that specific, but it does give me a way to track what I tend to write thematically--physical location, weather-type, and occasionally concept. The three I'm tracking currently are: a.) the use of rain in a fic, b.) where I put them (example, oh, Mexico, deserts, etc), and c.) kind of story (apocalypse, etc). It's--I want to say enlightening, because it helps assuage my curiosity on what I tend to go for in fic. Most of the fic still aren't completely tagged, but I'm slowly adding as I go.

I guess in a way it's become a kind of quasi-map to my subconscious, a map to my kinks, a map to what makes me want to write. i look at it and see what I've been doing even if I don't know why.

Random

For LJ, I've done a fairly large-scale retagging of the fanfic by fandom and year, as well as fanfic series. It was--interesting. And very, very anal. On my main lj sidebar are the ones currently mostly completed. The year split was originally because SGA hit over 100, so I had to split by year, but it does make it convenient to hunt down fic.

In conclusion: I still want a pony. Am considering stealing one somewhere.
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 12:05 am

whee! updated!

Oh my God I did it.

And it's only been--a lot of months!

Updated SGA recs with 55 new recs--relatively new, anyway. A even amount of gen and slash, one or two het. Sheppard and McKay/Sheppard centric. New stories are marked. This isn't a complete listing of my rec folder. It's everything I could code before my fingers froze up. But whee! I feel awesome! And you know, in pain.

Marvel here. Why again do I handcode this stuff? My *fingers hurt*.

Also, randomly, updated my webpage to current on my SGA fic here. Nothing that wasn't already in lj already.
Yes. I really don't have anything better to do. But this is just a general PSA.

SV Slash recs page is fixed with the new http://smallville.slashdom.net addy--theoretically, I knew it was just a find/replace? *shakes head* Yeah. So for anyone who ran in there and promised me death--or you know, sent me email about it--all fixed here.

Second, over the weekend--sort of--coded and uploaded all of Strangerverse and two of the Teacher's Pet that I hadn't already had, including [livejournal.com profile] miss_porcupine's Teacher's Pet: Lorne. I kind of debated seprating them onto their own page, but that was just, more typing! So not yet. And frankly, it's fine as is, so. Both can be found in their completion here.

*stares at webpage thoughtfully* Okay. I have always taken a great deal of satisfaction from the fact those pages are as simple as I can make them and still keep them readable. But thought. I've had this design for a few years. Should I change it? And into *what*? I was thinking something trendy yet personal--yellow text on a deep red background, with black accents. And scrolling text! And flashign things! Think bordello meets cyberpunk. y/n?

You can all actually tell I'm in the midst of avoiding something, can't you? Mmm. I'm also thinking that I should make a fulltime change to teh name seperis and be done with it--seriously, thought. Does anyone think of me as jenn or as seperis, if you have not gotten slightly drunk with me, stole the last two inches of my really awesome favorite drink ever, or wondered if I was going ot fall down the stairs in a very ungraceful heap wearing very high boots.

Um. Also, I still want a pony. The really ironic part is, our new intake coordinator *raises tiny horses*. They're like the size of great danes. My bitterness is legion here. You have no idea. Tiny horses!
Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 03:14 pm

update to recs page

Updated my rec page with 66 new recs (literally, I counted here), mostly Sheppard/McKay, some gen, some Sheppard/Ronon, one Sheppard/Ford. If anyone, anyone can remember who wrote that John/Cameron one, in the name of God, hit reply and show me where it is.

*fingers hurt* It was supposed to be a flat one hundred. Yeah. My fingers gave out big time. *moves remainder to empty doc for next time* I think I fixed all the links and titles, but if you see any mistakes--especially if it is your story--seriously, again, reply, email, whatever.

And yes. That is that.

Dear God, my fingers are cramping up.

ETA: Make that sixty-seven recs and added Sheppard/Mitchell. God I love that story so much. Now done! Yay! Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] megolas
Saturday, April 8th, 2006 02:32 pm

webpage updates

Well, you know, laziness has to give in eventually.

Added Landscape up to last posted part, along with [livejournal.com profile] issaro's and [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn's wonderful illustrative--and sometimes immensely, fantastically creepy--art. Cause they are just cool like that.

Added Empty (Te Deum) to SGA.

And finally, went ahead and added Crimes Against Humanity up to last posted part, with art by [livejournal.com profile] threnodyjones and [livejournal.com profile] rechfe. Which are so cool it scares me.

[livejournal.com profile] threnodyjones - here (Sheppard/McKay), here (Cadman/Beckett), and here (Weir). *grins* So freaking *cool*.

[livejournal.com profile] rechfe - here. Seriously. Wow. Just wow. And again, wow.

Also added a gorgeous cover by [livejournal.com profile] fatuorum that I *know* I was absolutely thrilled with but never--well, I don't remembr if I ever had a huge lj orgasm over it. It's here, and *God*, so gorgeous.

You know, if I could just finish my one hundred fifteen SGA recs and add them in? I would be the most updated I've been since December. So *pretty*. And God, so much typing.

My fingers hurt now.

ETA: fixed link. I think.
Sunday, March 6th, 2005 02:17 am

updates and recs

Mm. So, finally updated my webpage.

Thirty-something recs for Smallville slash here, along with het and gen that I did earlier this month or late last month, but unlabeled, as I forgot. *sighs* I need to remember to label the new. But they are there! Some I posted back in late Jan/early Feb, some I got since then.

Added [livejournal.com profile] linzeems's absolutely stunning collage for Pretty When You're Mine, which she posted here. God, that's pretty. I could look at it all *day*.

Updated Pretty When You're Mine up to current. It's split now, so this goes to the second page. Whole thing can be started here. Current wordcount is around 52,894. *blank* Yeah. See. I didn't know I could write that much porn. That is a gratifying amount there.

Also added My Usual Lie, Smallville, Clark and Lex. I can now say I have written three stories that don't end with anything *near* the Jenn-defintion of happy. Hmm.

Um, that's it. Update webpage, fun! [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn madly pimping me toward SV fic that will be cheering? Fun. Cookies and coffee? Also fun.
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005 09:37 pm

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Updated my recs page with mostly SV slash, two het, one Spiderman the Movie, and one QaF.
I originally was just going to add Switch by RivkaT, because I was reading it, but then I thought, hey, I have some time, so why don't I get that backdated list of SV that I keep meaning to finish and get those coded and up.

Okay, the thing is? Once pasted into Word from some (SOME!) of my LJ entries that I had saved in Word on my computer, there were two hundred and some random number that frankly, I could not face handcoding. And then I thought, why haven't I switched to something automated?

But anyway.

Fifty-seven recs (when my hand gave out), Smallville het, slash, and gen, about thirty different authors. Mostly slash.

http://seperis.illuminatedtext.com/recs.html

That leaves--a lot. Jesus. I remember SV being prolifically good, but there's being prolifically good and then being just frightening. And that's *after* took out all the lj-only stories of people who no longer have LJs. I just doubled the size of my recs page. And God, my hand hurts.

Anyway. Mostly pre-summer 2003 back to early-mid 2002.
Mea culpa. Could *not* sleep. So did a quick and dirty update of my recs page here. Twenty-six stories in QaF (18), Smallville(5), X-Men the Movie(1), Buffy(1), Angel(1), and Joan of Arcadia/Day After Tomorrow(1). Yes, marked with little NEW signs, as I remembered this time, though I'm thinking with all that orange, I'd better use something other than red.

Okay, now *really* going to bed. First day back at the office just freaked me out far too much.
News Briefs

I had my teeth cleaned Wednesday by a tres cute hygenist who used a set of tools I'm relatively sure Jack the Ripper utilized during his impromptu alley surgeries. Just for anyone who has their dentist say, you need your teeth scaled.

Close. Your. Eyes. Trust me on this one.

Double hooked sharp things. Two of them. And they make NOISE. Creepy, strange, what are you doing with my teeth and WHY dammit noise.

So also, bring headphones.

Also, another dental appointemnt in my future. No earlier than November if I have anything to say about it. Stupid teeth.

Went to a memorial service today of a guy I didn't know because my mother was friends with his mother. It was very--I don't know the word. If it brought comfort to his family and friends, then more power to them.

Webpage

To Siamese Twins -- fixed the link! Anything else I missed? Also updated email addresses for art and so forth.

Once and Again added to otherfic page. All my love to [livejournal.com profile] destina, who was ruthless with style cuts. *hugs* That makes--three stories there. That's a sad, sad little page.

Third day of hostage to allergies. No headache, that's nice, but the entire runniness thing is not doing much for me here. The ewwwness of my life never ends.

I need entertainment. Or more paper towels and tissue. Whichever.

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  • If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
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  • That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
    Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
    -- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
    LJ
  • Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
    -- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
    LJ
  • Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
    Jenn: Because you are an addict.
    Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
    Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
    Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
    Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
    -- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
    AIM, 12/24/2003
  • I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
    -- anonymous, on terrible writing
    AIM, 2/17/2004
  • In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
    -- silverkyst, on wtf
    AIM, 3/25/2004
  • Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
    Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
    -- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
    LJ, 4/2/2004
  • silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
    silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
    silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
    Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
    -- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
    AIM, 1/25/2005
  • You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
    -- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
    LJ, 3/15/2005
  • Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
    -- Summerfling, on shower sex
    LJ, 7/22/2005
  • It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
    -- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
    LJ, 2/7/2006
  • Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
    -- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
    LJ, 4/13/2006
  • Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
    -- deadlychameleon, on class
    LJ, 9/1/2007
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    -- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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    -- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
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