Two days of overtime would usually mean I'd get a little hyper, because work and then extra work set off an endorphin rush like you would not believe. No, really. I mean, it's not like something I seek out, but when it's inevitable, it's fun. After I get home.

However, not so right now, since I suspect a.) one of my supervisors is trying to catch me loafing off and b.) I am loafing off because I finished everything I could finish and yet c.) I still have to do the overtime.

There's an entire thing here that makes me tired and less inclined to write people having sex. Or fun. Or like, happiness.

Hmm. I am trying to think of other news that is actually interesting.

Ah.

A.) For people who like small children and Dr. Seuss, buy two get one free at amazon, which I took shameless advantage of. Unfortunately, it's literal, as in, you cannot buy four and get two free. So that was three separate orders, with me sitting there carefully calculating by price to get the best discount. However, my nephew now has three small board books for when he starts reading, four larger ones that will be read to him, and two that are regular sized, and all Dr. Seuss, who I did not realize was this awesome.

B.) Got Gran Turismo Prologue for Child and for me, because I love that damn game so much. The rest of the Wii stuff delivered, and despite my desire for Mario Kart, I think three games plus the Wii board are enough to entertain everyone for a while.

C.) Miscellaneous shopping left blah blah blah.

...unexpectedly saw 1man1jar. No, you can google if you want to see it. I'm still processing how exactly this will manifest in my daily behavior, but I am thinking that psychosis is not out of the question. Because you know, goatse? Wasn't as terrifying as I'd been led to believe. I really didn't have time to work this up into something horrifying and be pleasantly surprised by appalled. No.

*waves hand* Carry on. I have been told I haev two more days of overtime left. Pretty sure clinical insanity is not far behind.

From: [identity profile] flyby311.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 03:46 am (UTC)
For people who like small children and Dr. Seuss, buy two get one free at amazon, which I took shameless advantage of.

...Somehow I thought of buying children on amazon (two and get one free? Swee--wait a minute). Ugh. I've been studying too long.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 03:48 am (UTC)
*giggles* Maybe in the Amazon Marketplace? Amazon Adoption--free shipping !

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 03:58 am (UTC)
Somehow I thought of buying children on amazon

Me too. That was totally how I read the sentence.

*doesn't even have the excuse of insane overtime to explain herself*
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From: [personal profile] zillah975 Date: 2008-12-11 03:49 am (UTC)
Wait, you're required to work overtime even when you're done with your work?

WOT?

I am not googling 1man1jar. I don't know what it is, and it sounds like that's a good thing. I appreciate the warning.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 03:53 am (UTC)
You will be happier. So much happier.
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From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 03:56 am (UTC)
At a certain point, I actually got to like goatse. It was a simple still picture of a man doing something he was clearly proud of.

I'm avoiding 1man1jar as much as humanly possible. Because I don't think it is going to be anywhere as near as soothing.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:51 am (UTC)
It's not soothing at all.
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From: [identity profile] dragontatt.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 04:29 am (UTC)
Remind me never to pay attention to you when you say google something ever again, okay?

*shudders*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:51 am (UTC)
THIS IS WHY I DID NOT LINK.

From: [identity profile] ladyholder.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:14 am (UTC)
Okay... No. My brain is coming up with things I never want to think about again. Thanks.

As for the overtime? Can you go hunting on your co-workers desks for stuff to do? If not, good luck in staying busy!

~L

P.S. If you don't feel like being nice to the characters, can you angst them into fun?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:51 am (UTC)
yeah. *sighs* There is not bleach enough in the world.

From: [identity profile] ladyholder.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:53 am (UTC)
Just out of curiosity... Where/How do you find this stuff?

~L

P.S. Watch this... Much prettier. John Barrowman & his song, "What About Us" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBe22HYEbe0
edited at: Date: 2008-12-11 05:56 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] issaro.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:16 am (UTC)
OMG you are an evil woman. There was no way I was evil enough in a previous life to deserve the phycological scarring that's going to produce. That and I'm still waiting to see if my neighbors come pounding on my door for yelling "Call 911 you idiot!!!!!" that loudly.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:51 am (UTC)
*DIES*
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From: [identity profile] stillane.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:27 am (UTC)
Oh my god. I should really learn that curiosity is something better left killed and buried under the shrubberies because... oh my god. It had just dawned on me where that was going when it... went. Oh god. *is damaged*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 05:52 am (UTC)
*sad* When I saw it, it was totally unexpected. Just. There. And it was on repeat.

*shudders*
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From: [identity profile] winter-elf.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 06:50 am (UTC)
since I suspect a.) one of my supervisors is trying to catch me loafing off and b.) I am loafing off because I finished everything I could finish and yet c.) I still have to do the overtime.

I can so TOTALLY relate to this. I work for an accountant, so I work lots of overtime during tax season.... and often I'm sitting WAITING for something, but I can't go home, so I'm trying to look busy and trying to surf... *sigh*
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From: [personal profile] kernezelda Date: 2008-12-11 12:52 pm (UTC)
googled... HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD

Insane, that's insane.


Er, er... Seuss is good. Yes, Seuss is good. On that note, I'm buying the Complete Adventures of Curious George by Margret & H.A. Rey. He was an adorable little fellow I remember reading (or having it read to me) as a child.
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From: [identity profile] deadlychameleon.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-11 04:50 pm (UTC)
My brain is now scarred. Just like that guy. Assuming he LIVED of course...

From: [identity profile] ladyvyola.livejournal.com Date: 2008-12-14 05:41 pm (UTC)
If Fandom Wank has taught me nothing else, it is this: Do not click. And do not Google.

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