Hold on, keywording: Amazon Fail, Amazonfail, AmazonFail. Amazon Rank.

Okay, be frank with me. This was actually Fail Week and you all forgot to email? Because seriously, I was just talking myself down from Observe and Report that explores the beauty of vomit and date rape, and really. Really. Come on. This is a joke. In my imagination, anyway.

Really, Amazon? You want to go there?

I'm going to try to link in order, for those of you who didn't see it explode across your flist just as you were waking from your Easter nap and still blinking away ham-related lethargy.

Amazon Follies by [livejournal.com profile] markprobst, who noticed the sales rankings on amazon disappearing from two gay romance novels.

I'm going to paraphrase: amazon, in a fit of some kind of virtual heterosexual panic, has delisted GLBT authors--specifically, stripping them of their sales rank on amazon and making (so far, only some of) them unsearchable from the main page of amazon.com due to adult content. The books are still there. But not as easy to find, and no longer considered a part of the rankings system that include such worthy pieces of great literature as Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, which I understand is a valuable part of current literary thought and safe for ages zero through eighty, which is great, because I've been really wondering what to get my nephew for his first birthday.

A list of books that are being stripped of their sales rank is growing here. I sampled five of five from this list and they were not searchable from the main page*. This is a game we all can play! Go find your favorite GLBT novel and hit search.

[* Oddly, however, sometimes the kindle version would still show up from a front page search. I have no fucking clue what the hell is up with that.]

Denver Internet Examiner has an article on this as well.

And thank you Denver, also a layman explanation of sales rank for the n00b. While in theory I know what it is, I don't think I've ever checked it when I book buy. From Denver Internet Examiner:
Overall, the sales rank delisting may seem like a minor issue, but it can have a very serious impact for publishers and authors of lesser known works which depend on the sales ranking to get noticed and help spread the word. Amazon pulls unranked books from search results.


[By the way, if you are like me and have no idea where sales ranking is on the page, it shows up under Product Details, appearing right below Average Customer Review. And it's not just overall sales rank, but also broken into categories as well. Yes, I searched up a non-banned book to see what this looked like.]

Finally, Smart Bitches, Trashy Books has more this and the google bomb.

Corrections or additions welcomed fervently.

ETA: Okay, ffs, Virginia Henley's monstrosity The Dragon and the Jewel isn't considered adult? Are you fucking with me, amazon? A page to describe the sheathe he wears his mighty penis in and how he could split people apart with the width of it and it's not adult?

However, so far, Mercedes Lackey's Magic trilogy remains ranked and searchable.

ETA 2: Hi, consider this a running ETA of fail from the awesome people who are tracking this down.

Googlebomb
Amazon Rank via Smart Bitches, Trashy Books.


People

[livejournal.com profile] cleolinda: #amazonfail - great round-up and links

[livejournal.com profile] tehdely: On Amazon Failure, Meta-Trolls, and Bantown - gives a possible explanation for the Amazonfail book banning.


Places

CNet: Amazon criticized for de-ranking 'adult' books

DailyKos: Amazon's New Morality - For Your Protection

Dear Author: Amazon Censors Its Rankings Search Results to Protect Us Against GLBT Books with further explanations of what amazon is up to. (thanks to [livejournal.com profile] beanie_j for the link)

Feministe: Amazon Fail

Jezebel: Why Is Amazon Removing The Sales Rankings From Gay, Lesbian Books?

LA Blog: Amazon Deranks Gay Friendly Books and Twitterverse Notices (thanks to [livejournal.com profile] beanie_j for the link)

MetaFilter: AmazonFAIL

Net.Effect: #Amazonfail and the politics of anti-corporate cyberactivism

Publisher's Weekly: Publisher's Weekly on a "glitch". (thanks to [livejournal.com profile] amireal for the link) [via [livejournal.com profile] apetslife - this also has gone down. [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda has a screencap of PW's article here.]


Amazon Searches

[livejournal.com profile] kita0610 points to [livejournal.com profile] jonquil who has screencapped what now comes up when you search for homosexuality from a top level amazon search here in screencap. To expereince it live yourself, just click here.

[livejournal.com profile] azdaja_dafema has a screencap here for Amazon UK in relation to keyword: homosexuality in a top level search.


[livejournal.com profile] history_gurl has a screencap for Amazon Canada that does not fail! You may safely search for homosexuality and not want to spoon out your eyes.

Delicious Tagging and Twitter

Mark it: Amazonfail tag on delicious. Learn it, love it, use it, make it a very high number. Any others to add here?

[livejournal.com profile] trobadora links the Twitter Stream with the best. Name. Ever.


Community Involvement

Unfunny Business reacts here.

SF Drama really reacts here.


Macros!
icanhazcheezburger: - Macro has been achieved. (thanks to [livejournal.com profile] azdaja_dafema for the link.)


News

Search of googlenews - let me just blink thoughtfully, including this from the AP here.
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From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:00 am (UTC)
You should see the textbook like titles that got hit. There's a politics and gender class (and probably something else) that got laid to waste in there.

http://community.livejournal.com/meta_writer/11992.html

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:11 am (UTC)
http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6651080.html

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From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com - Date: 2009-04-13 01:27 am (UTC) - expand

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From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com - Date: 2009-04-13 01:33 am (UTC) - expand
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From: [identity profile] azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:01 am (UTC)
I've been following this for the last two hours (and posted rant on my lj) It's horrifying what you get when you search for "homosexuality". Heaven forbid anyone actually go there /looking/ for guidance.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:32 am (UTC)
I just ran that and closed it so fast I saw spots. What the fuck was that about?

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From: [identity profile] azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com - Date: 2009-04-13 01:38 am (UTC) - expand
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From: [personal profile] reginagiraffe Date: 2009-04-13 01:03 am (UTC)
I've read elsewhere that apparently the Kindle listings are handled separately and therefore are not affected by this purge.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:32 am (UTC)
Hmm. That's--werid, come to think of it.

From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:04 am (UTC)
...such worthy pieces of great literature as Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, which I understand is a valuable part of current literary thought and safe for ages zero through eighty, which is great, because I've been really wondering what to get my nephew for his first birthday.

Something for him to treasure when he's older maybe... =P


DearAuthor (http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/04/12/amazon-censors-its-rankings-search-results-to-protect-us-against-glbt-books/#more-11455) (I got the link from [livejournal.com profile] marthawells) has a piece up on this which makes it totally clear what Amazon's motivations are here. And more to the point, that it was a deliberate move...

And Reply #1 highlights teh LULZ.


Also, The LATimes Blog (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/jacketcopy/2009/04/amazon-deranks-gayfriendly-books-the-twitterverse-notices.html) has a good comparison piece.
edited at: Date: 2009-04-13 01:07 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:32 am (UTC)
Added links to both. Thank you! *hugs*

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From: [personal profile] trobadora Date: 2009-04-13 01:08 am (UTC)
I've been following this all day, and even check on the (mad, crazy, INSANELY FAST-MOVING) Twitter stream every now and then. Via Twitter I just came across this ...

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:33 am (UTC)
Added the link and boggling. So. Much.

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From: [identity profile] pacalissanctum.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:10 am (UTC)
Oh, and Ron Jeremy's autobiography hasn't been delisted but John Barrowman's has, even though Barrowman's has nothing to do with sex--he just happens to be a gay actor.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:33 am (UTC)
...you are kidding? I mean, I know you aren't, I have amazon open to try it, because the fail is just that endless. Thanks for the heads up!

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From: [identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:11 am (UTC)
How do you like what comes up now when you search homosexuality on Amazon? Have you seen THAT shit??

[livejournal.com profile] jonquil has the screen cap.

From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:17 am (UTC)
I looked on AmazonUK and I was horrified.

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From: [identity profile] azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com - Date: 2009-04-13 01:42 am (UTC) - expand

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From: [personal profile] burnishedvictory Date: 2009-04-13 01:12 am (UTC)
To experience the true horror of this, search homosexuality on Amazon.com. And then start swearing.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:34 am (UTC)
Yes. And I keep going back to look again, hoping it's my imagination.

From: [identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:17 am (UTC)
There's a good post up on The LA Times Blog (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/jacketcopy/2009/04/amazon-deranks-gayfriendly-books-the-twitterverse-notices.html) that is discussing this. Good links, good points, good all around info.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:34 am (UTC)
Excellllent.
They took out Michel Foucault - which is a textbook for me this semester. It also enrages me that The Parenting Guide for Preventing Homosexuality is now apparently at the top of the result page for searches using 'homosexuality'.

Twitter is going nuts with this (see #amazonfail).

Some people have suggested that the tagging system is at fault, and others suggest (can't find link atm) that people should hit amazon with 'gay porn' tags on everything so it crashes.

As for the Kindle thing, I think it's because Kindle books are under a different category.
I'm trying to find my zen. It left teh country in a fit of rage.

...God.

I wonder if the gay porn tag would work? Hmm.

From: [identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:47 am (UTC)
SBTB and Publisher's Weekly have both gone down from traffic...Cleolinda has a screencap of the PW article where Amazon claims "glitch!" here (http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/763883.html?style=mine).

Homg, the internet killed Publisher's Weekly!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:53 am (UTC)
*falls over* God. Added, and thank you!

From: [identity profile] aelora.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:56 am (UTC)
From the chatter over at Jezebel, www.powells.com has been following this via Twitter and are considering a sale on GLBT books to show support. I know where I'll be spending my money...

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 01:56 am (UTC)
Ooh. I'll watch for that one!

From: [identity profile] maverick4oz.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:03 am (UTC)
Thanks for the great roundup of info. I've linked to this post because let's face it I'm too lazy to compile all the links myself. So thank you again.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:22 am (UTC)
I'm adding the good ones as quickly as I can!
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From: [identity profile] azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:11 am (UTC)
And we have a macro (saw it linked on twitter)
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3929431

From: [identity profile] obiness.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:29 am (UTC)
Thanks for the great info. I couldn't believe it and then paniced and went to cancel my orders from amazon.ca. However, it appears the deranking dosn't seem to be happening at amazon.ca????

From: [identity profile] obiness.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:43 am (UTC)
Sorry, I was wrong. Amazon.ca is affected...but haphazardly. sigh...
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From: [identity profile] history-gurl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:39 am (UTC)
I took a quick screen cap of the Amazon Canada page.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/kradey/amazoncanadascreencap.jpg

Seems we commie/pinko/Canadian weirdos get to keep our GLBT book rankings. Go figure.

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:45 am (UTC)
You can do a search by author, but not themes for some of them. My partner wrote and self-published a book for young adults/teens that includes GLBT themes as one character starts questioning his sexuality. We did a search by her name and got her book, but everything was gone theme-wise. GLBT was gone, as was young adult, action, adventure, etc.

After Ellen says they are in the process of fixing it. There's a chance they actually will because, really, do they want to take on Ellen?
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From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 03:16 am (UTC)
Publisher's Weekly is back up. Glitch my ass.

From: [identity profile] doublehelix20.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 03:57 am (UTC)
Y'know, I'm getting some of the supposed blocked books in searches, and I also found my two favorite gay-themed books (one with relatively explicit sex scenes) still searchable and with sales rankings. Are they fixing this or is it just...spotty?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 02:02 pm (UTC)
Y'know, I'm getting some of the supposed blocked books in searches,

Since the people who put the list up proved it to their satisfaction and I sampled and have similar results, I'm going to say this isn't a "supposedly" situation.

Are they fixing this or is it just...spotty?

According to Dear Author, the metadata entered about the book decides what it is categorized as, and some books and some versions of the same book do not have the same metadata.

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Wow...

From: [identity profile] cjandre.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 06:16 am (UTC)
go on vacation, check in on LJ and find that Amazon has been taken over by total fuckwads.

How nice.

Because you know how much I like to be protected from being able to read whatever I want. The world is such a scary place, I need a big brother to set the moral tone and watch out for me.

Yup.

*headdesk*

From: [identity profile] duffy-99.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 06:43 am (UTC)
Great summary and linklist. Hope you don't mind if I link here from my LJ; let me know right away if that's a problem for you, OK?

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From: [identity profile] pingback-bot.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 06:58 am (UTC)
User [livejournal.com profile] starry_diadem referenced to your post from Amazonfail (http://starry-diadem.livejournal.com/106131.html) saying: [...] and you tell me which, proportionally, is the greater, huh?). A bazillion of links, but 's round-up here (http://seperis.livejournal.com/725189.html?mode=reply) is pretty comprehensive.Yes, peeps. Censorship.Too protect the children, of course.You have the power to stick the finger up at ... [...]

From: [identity profile] mintwitch.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 07:07 am (UTC)
Thanks for the round up, very useful.

From: [identity profile] iphi1.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-13 08:14 am (UTC)
If it's deliberate, why is amazon.co.uk not affected? What am I missing?

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2009-04-13 10:47 am (UTC)
Just a lurker but thought you might like to know twitter's got another hashtag going called #glitchmyass on amazon claiming there was a glitch and that there's no new adult poilcy.
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23glitchmyass
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