Saturday, March 26th, 2011 04:58 am
dune as interpreted by david lynch
Having watched the first forty minutes of Dune, as interpreted by David Lynch, I apparently forgot--and by that I mean, I obviously bleached my own brain--that first time we meet the Baron and Feyd-Rautha and Rabbon.
That was just...what the fuck did I just watch?
There is nothing about that scene that is not overdramatic and ridiculous in primary colors and oranges and it should not work--and it still utterly freaks me out.
Here we have two strangely (mutilated?) slaves, both of whom I think by the look are deaf and IDEK what is up the woman's eyes and I don't want to look again. Teh Baron is beign worked over by his doctors when Pityr of the Eyebrows comes in, delivers the Atreides DIAF message, and then the Rock Music Entrance of Feyd-Rautha of the Hotness and Rabban of the Cannot Be More Gross while Pityr explains the plan in short, easily understood words which, I'll be honest, even if it's for the audience, Rabban's faint look of incomprehension kind of makes it more workable than it should be.
Then Rabban kills something to drink it's blood. Lovely.
The doctor whispers sweet nothings about how beautiful the Barons' diseases are--my God what the hell is this--and the Baron's smiling all aww, of course--Christ, shoot me now--and in the midst of all this ridiculousness the Baron's expression just changes as a slave in what appears to be plastic wrap comes in to arrange bright purple tulips and hope hsi death is fast.
Then there is floating and cackling and syrup and wait. Let me repeat.
The baron floating around cackling is ridiculous; the doctor murmuring sweet nothings about the Baron's diseases being beautiful is ridiculous; the--completely inexplicable rain of purple syrup from the ceiling for no particular reason over the Baron while he cackles--what the fuck was that?--is ridiculous.
The Baron's sudden, sharp focus when the slave comes in, the way he loses his train of thought, is the first time I got uneasy--it didn't fit. Then the crazy-float and teh pronouncements of dire evil to his enemies and the purple syrup thing and I forgot completely about the slave arranging the purple tulips. Then the Baron, who in fact did not forget, achieves landing and heads for the slave, pulls the plug in the guys' chest that apparently goes straight to an artery and rapes him (barely off-screen, barely) over the purple tulips as he bleeds out while everyone watches in various stages of Do Not Care, I Am Deaf and Maybe Blind (Literally), Tolerant Amusement, Slight Jealousy (YOU SICK FUCK), Barely Notice, Sheer Enjoyment, and Really Fucking Turned On (FEYD WTF THAT LOOK), because this is normal. And it's all done to some seriously beyond words unsettling Rock Opera By Way of Pipe Organs.
And Feyd's grin afterward not helping.
For sheer visuals, this movie is gorgeous. The space ships, the court, the vastness of space, the utterly uncanny-divide Guild Navigators, the fact of a militarized empire where even a Duke and his son wear military uniforms that aren't as ceremonial as they are functional in a universe where everyone is a soldier.
You know, I forgot that the movie's ridiculousness is only something I really feel when I'm not watching; when I'm watching, it's amazing.
Okay, Yueh just betrayed House Atreides. Fucker. REMEMBER THE TOOTH.
...and watching someone pull out someone's tooth continues to freak me out too.
Oh, explosions. Excuse me. They are blowing up shit and this I do not miss.
That was just...what the fuck did I just watch?
There is nothing about that scene that is not overdramatic and ridiculous in primary colors and oranges and it should not work--and it still utterly freaks me out.
Here we have two strangely (mutilated?) slaves, both of whom I think by the look are deaf and IDEK what is up the woman's eyes and I don't want to look again. Teh Baron is beign worked over by his doctors when Pityr of the Eyebrows comes in, delivers the Atreides DIAF message, and then the Rock Music Entrance of Feyd-Rautha of the Hotness and Rabban of the Cannot Be More Gross while Pityr explains the plan in short, easily understood words which, I'll be honest, even if it's for the audience, Rabban's faint look of incomprehension kind of makes it more workable than it should be.
Then Rabban kills something to drink it's blood. Lovely.
The doctor whispers sweet nothings about how beautiful the Barons' diseases are--my God what the hell is this--and the Baron's smiling all aww, of course--Christ, shoot me now--and in the midst of all this ridiculousness the Baron's expression just changes as a slave in what appears to be plastic wrap comes in to arrange bright purple tulips and hope hsi death is fast.
Then there is floating and cackling and syrup and wait. Let me repeat.
The baron floating around cackling is ridiculous; the doctor murmuring sweet nothings about the Baron's diseases being beautiful is ridiculous; the--completely inexplicable rain of purple syrup from the ceiling for no particular reason over the Baron while he cackles--what the fuck was that?--is ridiculous.
The Baron's sudden, sharp focus when the slave comes in, the way he loses his train of thought, is the first time I got uneasy--it didn't fit. Then the crazy-float and teh pronouncements of dire evil to his enemies and the purple syrup thing and I forgot completely about the slave arranging the purple tulips. Then the Baron, who in fact did not forget, achieves landing and heads for the slave, pulls the plug in the guys' chest that apparently goes straight to an artery and rapes him (barely off-screen, barely) over the purple tulips as he bleeds out while everyone watches in various stages of Do Not Care, I Am Deaf and Maybe Blind (Literally), Tolerant Amusement, Slight Jealousy (YOU SICK FUCK), Barely Notice, Sheer Enjoyment, and Really Fucking Turned On (FEYD WTF THAT LOOK), because this is normal. And it's all done to some seriously beyond words unsettling Rock Opera By Way of Pipe Organs.
And Feyd's grin afterward not helping.
For sheer visuals, this movie is gorgeous. The space ships, the court, the vastness of space, the utterly uncanny-divide Guild Navigators, the fact of a militarized empire where even a Duke and his son wear military uniforms that aren't as ceremonial as they are functional in a universe where everyone is a soldier.
You know, I forgot that the movie's ridiculousness is only something I really feel when I'm not watching; when I'm watching, it's amazing.
Okay, Yueh just betrayed House Atreides. Fucker. REMEMBER THE TOOTH.
...and watching someone pull out someone's tooth continues to freak me out too.
Oh, explosions. Excuse me. They are blowing up shit and this I do not miss.
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From:erm. Sorry. I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT DUNE, OKAY. XD
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From:It's hard to explain but--yeah, it's not something you can force through. So I see why you couldn't get farther.
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From:But I'm really picky. I've probably read Dune 20 or 30 times--it was one of my go-to books in high school and college. It was the first "grown up" SF book I really loved.
I read the sequels and wasn't too impressed. By the time God-Emperor of Dune showed up, I got 40 or so pages into it and threw it away.( It was a hardcover and I threw it away.)
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From:I read God Emperor for the love story in it now.
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From:I keep going back to marvel the moment Paul knows he's theirs and they're not his.
The movie, weird, but I didn't realize how much Lynch tried to get right.
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From:THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING, SEPERIS.
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From:also, the score is cheesy in execution yet remarkably wonderful in composition. brian eno's track ('prophecy theme') is beautiful and minimalist and ages wonderfully.
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From:It's just possible my GINORMOUS crush on Sting affected my perception.
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From:I mean, I hate to say the Baron had more disclipline but I think he did; a big thing for me is the Baron telling Feyd to slaughter all the women in the slave quarters as punishment for Feyd. In that family, they kill slaves constantly for sheer fun; why would that be a punishment? It can't be killing people, or having some streak of respect for their humanity, so it has to be the sheer inconvenience of it, the time it takes to do it, the irritation of it, the having to go get more of them and train/whatever them up to however he wants them. It's not even important like councilors or troops or household servants (for whatever value they have); it's the pleasure quarters, just sex.
I mean, that's a damning summation of Feyd's character when the Baron knows the greatest punishment is inconvenience. I can see the argument that Feyd could be Paul under the Harkonnens, but the Baron raised him and trained him and that kind of training flaw isn't something I see him allowing to happen; it had to be an inherent characteristic they weren't able to erase. Sadism, violence, self-serving, vicious, self-preservation, yes, but there's something missing that makes Feyd maybe not as evil, per se, but never in danger of eclipsing his uncle.
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From:Also, Feyd actually liked sex with women, so it wasn't the kind of problem the Baron was to them; I'm sure they would have married someone to the Baron if his sexuality had made it even possible, but it's fairly clear his Kinsey was fairly high. The fact he didn't even bother with any kind of wife-figure or concubine is pretty indicative of his preferences, and I just don't see the Landsraad avoiding offering him a marriagable daughter just because he was evil.
The thing I wonder about is how many people not Atreides knew or cared the Baron was evil, or if he even registered when he confined himself to torturing slaves. It's fairly awful conditions, but it's not like his behavior was historically all that unusual for nobility anyway. In the book, the Baron was irritated that Pitir was going to have to watch Leto being a prisoner and tortured because Pitir wasn't royalty or nobility himself, and from context, part of the reason he didn't keep Paul for himself was a.) his Bene Gesserit training and b.) his rank.
Considering Irulan was the subject of assassination attempts by her father by her own words, teh Baron wasn't all that terrible; it does however, highlight how unusual Leto was and being called 'the Just' was a much bigger thing that it seems. And also why the Emperor was so afraid of him and his people.
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From:My own original thought was that his genetic line was flawed, but that may be the reason why; his genes were really close to Kwisatz, but the flaw was so bad it was not only impossible for him to be one, but also made it impossible to father children, or he would have been their number one to father the real thing. Or possibly, considering, the flaw in his genetics was so bad it would lead to birth defects, which meant he was sterilized young to avoid say, a crazy KH or something. He married a Bene Gesserit, and since there was no genetic reason for them to get him, he had to be functional in some way or he wouldn't bother with a wife.
(Brian--and again wince wince wince--had it a love match with the Emperor's wife's friend, and while useful politically, it wasn't the reason Margo went for him; she liked his ruthlessness and oddly enough--and I say this with a very weird feeling--his internal sense of honor (if you read Brian's prequel series, it's--there. It's complex and fucked up, but compared to Shaddam, Fenrig is not nearly as awful as he is a weapon in Shaddamn's arsenal). For a Herbert book of any kind, Margo and Fenrig are actually rather sweet and don't end in blood and disaster.)
To be fair, he wasn't thrilled Margo was taking Feyd to bed either, and their relationship in Frank's novels, to me, had the earmarks of a love match as well as a Bene Gesserit political match, so--it's one of the only relationships in the books that isn't seriously fucked up, so I kind of cling to it. Jessica and Leto were the other one, with Paul and Chani around that level; beyond them, it's incest, doom, or the Idahos being terrible at picking life partners. Just terrible.
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From:Note: I consider the Encyclopedia of Dune to be cannon and the Brian Herbert novels... rather not, so YMMV on this one.
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From:I haven't seen it in at least a decade, though, so any of those impressions could be wrong.
Some day, I have to work throug the books in order and read them all. I never did that.
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From:Dune's best after the first novel is Heretics and Chapterhouse; they're honestly worth the first four no matter how irritating they are. He took all the worldbuiilding he did in the first four and exploded it; you have to have the first four for that context, but once you have it, they're just plain amazing. And very, very readable.
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From:(My faves have always been Dune Messiah and Children of Dune, full stop)
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From:Yes. Just. Fast forward, dear God.
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From:But the movie - hell yeah. It is awesome and ridiculous and thus more awesome. Long live the fighters!
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