Having watched the first forty minutes of Dune, as interpreted by David Lynch, I apparently forgot--and by that I mean, I obviously bleached my own brain--that first time we meet the Baron and Feyd-Rautha and Rabbon.

That was just...what the fuck did I just watch?



There is nothing about that scene that is not overdramatic and ridiculous in primary colors and oranges and it should not work--and it still utterly freaks me out.

Here we have two strangely (mutilated?) slaves, both of whom I think by the look are deaf and IDEK what is up the woman's eyes and I don't want to look again. Teh Baron is beign worked over by his doctors when Pityr of the Eyebrows comes in, delivers the Atreides DIAF message, and then the Rock Music Entrance of Feyd-Rautha of the Hotness and Rabban of the Cannot Be More Gross while Pityr explains the plan in short, easily understood words which, I'll be honest, even if it's for the audience, Rabban's faint look of incomprehension kind of makes it more workable than it should be.

Then Rabban kills something to drink it's blood. Lovely.

The doctor whispers sweet nothings about how beautiful the Barons' diseases are--my God what the hell is this--and the Baron's smiling all aww, of course--Christ, shoot me now--and in the midst of all this ridiculousness the Baron's expression just changes as a slave in what appears to be plastic wrap comes in to arrange bright purple tulips and hope hsi death is fast.

Then there is floating and cackling and syrup and wait. Let me repeat.

The baron floating around cackling is ridiculous; the doctor murmuring sweet nothings about the Baron's diseases being beautiful is ridiculous; the--completely inexplicable rain of purple syrup from the ceiling for no particular reason over the Baron while he cackles--what the fuck was that?--is ridiculous.

The Baron's sudden, sharp focus when the slave comes in, the way he loses his train of thought, is the first time I got uneasy--it didn't fit. Then the crazy-float and teh pronouncements of dire evil to his enemies and the purple syrup thing and I forgot completely about the slave arranging the purple tulips. Then the Baron, who in fact did not forget, achieves landing and heads for the slave, pulls the plug in the guys' chest that apparently goes straight to an artery and rapes him (barely off-screen, barely) over the purple tulips as he bleeds out while everyone watches in various stages of Do Not Care, I Am Deaf and Maybe Blind (Literally), Tolerant Amusement, Slight Jealousy (YOU SICK FUCK), Barely Notice, Sheer Enjoyment, and Really Fucking Turned On (FEYD WTF THAT LOOK), because this is normal. And it's all done to some seriously beyond words unsettling Rock Opera By Way of Pipe Organs.

And Feyd's grin afterward not helping.



For sheer visuals, this movie is gorgeous. The space ships, the court, the vastness of space, the utterly uncanny-divide Guild Navigators, the fact of a militarized empire where even a Duke and his son wear military uniforms that aren't as ceremonial as they are functional in a universe where everyone is a soldier.

You know, I forgot that the movie's ridiculousness is only something I really feel when I'm not watching; when I'm watching, it's amazing.

Okay, Yueh just betrayed House Atreides. Fucker. REMEMBER THE TOOTH.

...and watching someone pull out someone's tooth continues to freak me out too.

Oh, explosions. Excuse me. They are blowing up shit and this I do not miss.
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From: [personal profile] nianeyna Date: 2011-03-26 03:34 pm (UTC)
I tried to watch that movie once. I was like, ten. It did not go well. And then a few years later I tried to read the book, thinking, hey the book is usually better, right? Well, better in the sense of not scarring me for life, but otherwise no. No, it was not. I mean, that was like seven years ago now, so all I really remember is the sense of massive confusion, and a whole bunch of people telling me that "if you'd just read past the first 150 pages, that's when it gets awesome!" THERE ARE OTHER THINGS I CAN READ, I AM NOT WADING THROUGH 150 PAGES OF WTF TO GET TO THIS SUPPOSED AWESOME.

erm. Sorry. I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT DUNE, OKAY. XD
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From: [personal profile] lillian13 Date: 2011-03-26 04:16 pm (UTC)
IMHO, if you took the two Dune movies/series and put them in a blender, you would probably come up with a really great Dune movie.

But I'm really picky. I've probably read Dune 20 or 30 times--it was one of my go-to books in high school and college. It was the first "grown up" SF book I really loved.

I read the sequels and wasn't too impressed. By the time God-Emperor of Dune showed up, I got 40 or so pages into it and threw it away.( It was a hardcover and I threw it away.)
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From: [personal profile] scy Date: 2011-03-26 05:00 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, that is one VERY DISTURBING SCENE. Ever wonder about House Harkonen? GO TO THAT SCENE. IT IS ALL THERE.
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From: [personal profile] ellie Date: 2011-03-26 06:45 pm (UTC)
They butchered the books, which I am fond of btw. I watched once long ago and have done my best to wipe it from my memory with mix results.
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From: [personal profile] juliekarasik Date: 2011-03-30 09:53 pm (UTC)
There's a good "making of" book floating around... possibly out of print now. They tried really really hard to do good. Which is possibly the best thing you can say about it. I think it was either Dean Stockwell or Patrick Stewart that commented once that it was like too many cooks killing the soup.
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From: [personal profile] everbright Date: 2011-03-26 08:06 pm (UTC)
OKAY, SO I AM GLAD I NEVER WATCHED THAT MOVIE, AND NOW I NEVER WILL.

THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING, SEPERIS.
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From: [personal profile] applekid Date: 2011-03-26 10:02 pm (UTC)
that movie is one of my absolute favorites, i could drown in the scenery and costuming. the art direction is some of the best i've ever seen.

also, the score is cheesy in execution yet remarkably wonderful in composition. brian eno's track ('prophecy theme') is beautiful and minimalist and ages wonderfully.
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From: [personal profile] juliekarasik Date: 2011-03-30 09:55 pm (UTC)
The music is what MADE IT. I had a bootleg copy in high school that I just wore to pieces playing over and over again. (As you do, when one is 15.)
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From: [personal profile] molly_o Date: 2011-03-27 01:02 am (UTC)
Y'know it's funny, my recollection of that scene (which I might not have seen since I was 17) is that Feyd Rautha looks on with disgust and then quickly switches his expression to a grin when he realizes the baron needs to think he approves.

It's just possible my GINORMOUS crush on Sting affected my perception.

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From: [personal profile] laurajv Date: 2011-03-27 02:05 am (UTC)
Feyd is creepier in the book, I think, because he's basically "Paul Atreides, raised by Harkonnen animals" (and Hasimir Fenring is "Paul Atreides, only rather more controlled by the Bene Gesserit"). In the movie he's just Here Is The Attractive Evil Badass, made all the prettier by the Baron and Beast Rabban.
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From: [personal profile] laurajv Date: 2011-03-28 01:19 am (UTC)
Hm. See, I'll have to go re-read, but the killing the slaves thing was partially because Feyd was too attached to one of the slave women, wasn't it? Besides having installed his puppet as slave-master. The Harkonnens play games, and it's -- the game with Feyd was, when you are good enough to kill me, you can succeed me, and not before, and for me, the *way* Feyd played that game was what I found creepy: he could play both politics and poison (the bit with the clean and poisoned blades in the slave arena, brrr). Unlike his uncle, he could convince people to follow him, even to love him, which I think was probably a gift from his bloodline. (He was supposed to marry an Atreides daughter; the BG are ruthless but not stupid and wouldn't risk a BG in the Atreides line with someone uncontrollable or truly evil, I think -- but someone more complex trained up to evil I find way scarier than someone just plain evil, because they tend to, hm, put more thought into it.)
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From: [personal profile] laurajv Date: 2011-03-28 03:06 am (UTC)
The BG certainly didn't need anyone married to Feyd for the bloodlines, but they may have needed it politically; it's unclear. They certainly worked to preserve the bloodline as much as they could, via Margo Fenring (side note: what, exactly, does "genetic-eunuch" mean as a description of Hasimir Fenring? I assume he's infertile, and he doesn't appear to have sexual jealousy issues; is he infertile, lacking in testicles, unable to have PIV sex? just what the hell were you doing there, Frank Herbert?)
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From: [personal profile] juliekarasik Date: 2011-03-30 10:02 pm (UTC)
I don't think the baron's Kinsey scale was red-lined until after Helen Mohiam. (He was Jessica's genetic father, Helen was her genetic mother.)

Note: I consider the Encyclopedia of Dune to be cannon and the Brian Herbert novels... rather not, so YMMV on this one.
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From: [personal profile] out_there Date: 2011-03-27 07:02 am (UTC)
My main memories of that film are how much the Baron freaked me out (CREEPY, in a way that deserves capslock), that the lighting was primary coloured and kind of awesome in an overblown way, adn that the final battle for thge netire planet looked like it only involved about fifty people in total.

I haven't seen it in at least a decade, though, so any of those impressions could be wrong.

Some day, I have to work throug the books in order and read them all. I never did that.
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From: [personal profile] juliekarasik Date: 2011-03-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
That's neat. Heretics and Chapterhouse were where I hit the wall. Got though them on sheer bloody minded determination, but didn't really enjoy or get much out of it, which is funny seeing as worldbuilding is usually one of my bulletproof kinks. Then again, I was 15, so... yeah.

(My faves have always been Dune Messiah and Children of Dune, full stop)
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From: [personal profile] astolat Date: 2011-03-28 01:53 am (UTC)
The only way to survive is to fast forward through ALL the Harkonnen moments. D:

From: [identity profile] spike21.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-26 11:23 am (UTC)
Dune was a touchstone book of mine from the ages of 15 to 20 (not that I don't still have deep feelings for it, but in those days I reread it almost compulsively) I also had a love/hate relationship with the movie. I agree that it is both gorgeous and disturbing -- pretty much hallmarks of the David Lynch Experience. A friend at the time pretty nearly ruined it forever by pointing out that the Guild Navigators looked an awful lot like sentient clitorises. I'm enjoying rewatching vicariously here. *g*

From: [identity profile] feanna.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-26 12:22 pm (UTC)
I have never watched that movie in it's entirety, but apart from that I like to use some of the visuals (also from the other Dune movies) for (pre-)pre-reformation Vulcan in my head. Because it's kind of similar (I have IDEAS!) with the aristocracy/royalty setup and the desert and the high tech (and someone even had some theories about early Vulcan using their high level telepaths for space travel (related to why Romulans lost their telepathy, their telepaths died in space) and so on.

From: [identity profile] devilishdestiny.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-26 02:03 pm (UTC)
there is actually an eight or twelve hour version of that movie which is why it seems to go at breakneck speed when you are watching it.
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From: [personal profile] jaymalea Date: 2011-03-26 02:17 pm (UTC)
Are you referring to the mini-series adaptation directed by John Harrison or an extended version of David Lynch's movie?

From: [identity profile] devilishdestiny.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-26 02:30 pm (UTC)
an extended version of David Lynch's movie.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-27 04:46 am (UTC)
Just ordered it from Amazon, extended edition.

From: [identity profile] keykook16.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-26 06:18 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes that is a disturbing scene and Sting does not help, it got to the point where I cannot listen to the accompanying music on the soundtrack. (Well, the music's freaky too there, so.)

But the movie - hell yeah. It is awesome and ridiculous and thus more awesome. Long live the fighters!

From: [identity profile] leld.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-26 06:42 pm (UTC)
I must have been about 10 when I first saw that movie, I don't know how because my parents where usually better at monitoring what I was watching. My tiny little brain was completely blown and warped.
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From: [identity profile] abuseofreason.livejournal.com Date: 2011-03-27 05:35 am (UTC)
I don't even know how old I was the first time I saw that movie, I adore Dune and that's my preferred adaptation (though I've never seen the extended version), but every time I see that scene, I just cannot hold back a shudder. It's totally cartoonish and overblown, but somehow, still unspeakably creepy.

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