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Stocks and Bonds of Holy Matrimony by

justabi, SV, Clark/Lex.

Every time I read it, it sends me into a giggling fit like you would not believe.

"Clark, is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Good morning?"

"Not quite what I'm looking for."

"I'm an alien? You hit me with your car? Am I getting warmer?"

"Stop making jokes. My phone has been ringing off the hook all morning. There is a picture of you and me on the front page of the Daily Planet."

"That's great, Lex. I didn't think the benefit would be front page news, but that's wonderful."

"The story is not about the benefit last night."

"What do you mean?"

"Since when have we been lovers eagerly awaiting the chance to legally wed in the state of Kansas?"

I just--it's so them. So. Very. Them.

Form, Not Meaning by

out_there, Prison Break, Michael/Alex.

The guh is eternal on this one. To put this in context, everything I know about Prison Break I learned from a.)

svmadelyn b.) Like a Stone,

sdwolfpup's vid (God the guh. The guh is legion. The guh owns me. Oh my God the wall touching) and c.) fannish osmosis. And I love this fic. It doesn't hurt that I know what they look like and Michael is hot like whoa and Alex is deeply, deeply scary. Well, they both are scary.

That was good for me. *sighs happily*

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
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-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
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"Fannish osmosis" needs to be an entry in Fanlore. Very much so. *g*

I freakin' adore that story!!!*giggles helplessly* poor Lex---how can anyone who swivels his hips like that be perceived as straight, let alone a gay basher is beyond my comprehension*snickers*

Okay, thank you. See, there I was thinking about going to bed at 8pm (unusual for tiredness to actually trump the lure of online time), and then I spotted the Clex rec (sometimes, a bit of light-hearted Lex is exactly what a girl needs before going to bed) and then I read that description of PB and *cackled*.

"The guh is legion" may be my new catch-phrase for this fandom.

I love our corner of the PB fandom. Especially during its current Renaissance. \o/

hee! That's pretty much all anyone says about Prison Break that hasn't seen it---Michael/Mahone is hot, sdwolfpup told me so! :D

That vid could convert anyone. It could start its own religion.

*giggle* I always did like that story.

But, dude, GUH. Who knew Prison Break could bring the heat. Mostly it's just pretty and impaired like a frat boy taking an engineering exam still drunk off wine coolers from the night before.

This. The wall thing, and the shooting up bit, and the--I don't even know. But I watch it over and over and over again.

AHAHAHA, omg, that Clex story is fantastic. Totally fantastic. And hilarious. And exactly what I needed to wake up to today!

Isn't it? I LOVE CLARK'S ACCIDENTAL INTERVIEW.

I *knew* there was a reason I left this page open all day, even though I was offline.

Michael/Alex is seriously disturbing to me as a tag - can't it be something else?

Because that's me and my brother... *wibbles*

Hmm. M/A has odd master/apprentenice vibes....

Okay, you're right, that's even scarier...

But I'm still freaked out - and they look so *pretty*...

And there is wall molestation. Wouldn't have thought it was that hot. Yet it is.

I watched that vid - it *really* is :D

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