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Saturday, May 26th, 2007 04:25 pm
the dark days of hasslehoff
We live in dark times.
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THIS IS ENTIRELY BEST BELOVED'S FAULT. Oh my god, Gmail, I am NOT THIS PERSON. Send Best Beloved the Hasselhoff t-shirt ads! Not me! I am an innocent bystander. I was entirely unaware of Hasselhoff's cult of - I don't know what to call, it precisely, but "ego" seems more appropriate than "personality" - until recently, when sdwolfpup showed me two music videos (one in which Hasselhoff attempts to win the Worst Blue Screening award while holding a plastic fish in his mouth and dancing out of rhythm, and one in which he is wearing a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" t-shirt, which I now realize was fearsome marketing in action). I have not been the same since, although my doctors hold out some small chance of a full recovery for me. My point is: INNOCENT. Also, fragile and not to be randomly subjected to Hasselhoff-related ads.
Did I mock her? No. Well, in my head a lot, but she doesn't yet have cosmic powers and telepathy.
(wait. does she?)
Then. *Then* came my gmail. My poor, poor gmail, that never hurt anyone.
There was an email.
From her.
Mentioning Hasselhoff.
My sidebar now.
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MY GMAIL IS UNCLEAN. UNCLEAN. IT WILL NEVER BE AS INNOCENT AS IT ONCE WAS. This reminds me of the day![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
svmadelyn blind linked me to a youtube vid that ended up a Hasselhoff music video. I still have traumatic flashbacks.
Okay, pop quiz to satisfy curiosity--open up your gmail, click on a random email, and paste your sidebar ads here. I do not want to be alone.
Hasselhoff t-shirts - www.tshirtgrill.com - Original printed Hasselhoff t-shirts-three designs
THIS IS ENTIRELY BEST BELOVED'S FAULT. Oh my god, Gmail, I am NOT THIS PERSON. Send Best Beloved the Hasselhoff t-shirt ads! Not me! I am an innocent bystander. I was entirely unaware of Hasselhoff's cult of - I don't know what to call, it precisely, but "ego" seems more appropriate than "personality" - until recently, when sdwolfpup showed me two music videos (one in which Hasselhoff attempts to win the Worst Blue Screening award while holding a plastic fish in his mouth and dancing out of rhythm, and one in which he is wearing a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" t-shirt, which I now realize was fearsome marketing in action). I have not been the same since, although my doctors hold out some small chance of a full recovery for me. My point is: INNOCENT. Also, fragile and not to be randomly subjected to Hasselhoff-related ads.
Did I mock her? No. Well, in my head a lot, but she doesn't yet have cosmic powers and telepathy.
(wait. does she?)
Then. *Then* came my gmail. My poor, poor gmail, that never hurt anyone.
There was an email.
From her.
Mentioning Hasselhoff.
My sidebar now.
Hasselhoff t-shirts
Original printed Hasselhoff t-shirts-three designs
www.tshirtgrill.com
Buy Oprah's McDreamy Tee
Bring Dr. McDreamy home - or at least his shirt - Seen on Oprah!
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MY GMAIL IS UNCLEAN. UNCLEAN. IT WILL NEVER BE AS INNOCENT AS IT ONCE WAS. This reminds me of the day
svmadelyn blind linked me to a youtube vid that ended up a Hasselhoff music video. I still have traumatic flashbacks.Okay, pop quiz to satisfy curiosity--open up your gmail, click on a random email, and paste your sidebar ads here. I do not want to be alone.
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First thing in my inbox was a brief mail conversation with
Yeah, I don't get either the "Intensive," the "Physical," the "Theatre," or the "Training" part of this.
Maybe Gmail took a look at the pics we send and thinks, Wow, These Gals Can't Be Older Than 25! Which is just 'cause I moisturise; I'm sure Ces does, too.
(Also? Check out my latest post in LJ for mucho fun w/ trolls.)
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...the puppet thing is kind of creepy. And the celebrity part? I mean, Ces is famous on the internets, but. Hmm.
Who ON EARTH is Sue Turner Cray?!
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*tilts head at ads* Innnnterrrresting.
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You know, the Marines *could* use manpurses. And I am deeply fond of the Bad Boys and Attracted to Jerks bit. I--yeah.
*still laughing*
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And I get the Coffee Exposed one all the time. Hilarious, since I don't drink coffee.
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From:The coffee thing must be a standard, like real estate or something. Also? I don't think I've *ever* seen that ad and I? Love coffee.
*bitter*
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Maybe it was the heavy breathing?
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From:I am forever going to mentally link McShep phone sex fic to voice instruction now. Actually, there's a fairly disturbing idea for a fic in that.
*thoughtful*
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I am betaing and getting all starry-eyed, man. WTF. It's phone sex.
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Someone needs to do a challenge.
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From:If someone does one, though, I'll break my SGA writing cherry in a hot minute.
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I think TFV has somehow damaged my innocence in some unknown yet fundamental way.
Also, Helium? Helium is what it'll take to get me writing? Maybe if I sound funny I'll be able to write funny things?
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