seperis | rec: starstruck (wip)

For the record, if the Taming of the Shrewesque fic isn't updated soon, something tragic is going to happen. I have no idea how the people who have been reading this since like, May aren't burning cities or threatening hunger strikes or something. Has no one attempted blackmail or bribery? What are you waiting for?

Wait, there may be people who aren't reading this yet. Oh, you.

Direct links to all four threads in the aianonlovefest:

Starstruck - thread one, thread two, thread three and thread four, AIRPS, Adam/Kris. Yes, you have to follow it through comments. Yes, that would in a sane world be annoying. This is not a sane world. This is an awesome world that trust me, you really won't care until you realize there is no more. Then you know, tragedy.

In which

aivilo_18 hates me and sent me a link so I, too, could connect with feeling like a heroin addict in withdrawal in a really big way (I sent it to

svmadelyn, so this is actually turning into a The Ring-like situation, except a.) giving it to other people doesn't help and b.) no one crawls out of any electronic devices, which is good, because now I'm creeping myself out, let's ignore this segue now, please). I love this story stupidly and I think have memorized key passages and have a Pavlovian response to the parts that involve food (ie I snack) and possibly an interest in wine? I don't--like wine. And yet.

Oh, and I posted In the Land of the Delta, AIRPS, Adam/Kris yesterday to LJ. Forgot about that.

OOOH! Now I feel blinded by the light. Why didn't I think of that! That would be perfectly perfect.

If she doesn't write something soon, perhaps we can threaten a hunger strike? Except she wouldn't be the one who was hungry, so she wouldn't care. I didn't start reading this until July- if I'd been waiting since May I'd be in an asylum.

I have to think of a dire threat to throw her way.

...

...

I think this is a taunt. And I just threatened seperis over it. I'm so befuddled I can't find the right reply button. You have to write now!

Er.

Um.

......*points to Seperis* SHE'S WRITING AMNESIA FIC!

LIES! ALL LIES!

AMNESIA FIC? A good amnesia fic is hard to find. I love good...

Sorry. You had me going for a second, but really- this distraction thing is not working. Barely. At all. Amnesia fic? How soon?

It's already here. In the thread.

'Cuz she's eviiiiiiil.

Wait! I'm still reading Memphis fic from yesterday. See what happens when I don't look at my flist for a whole day?

But this will only distract me for a moment, just so you know. I am a powerful nag, and I'm tired of waiting. The seige will resume momentarily.

Meanwhile over in Amnesia land Adam just flushed Kris' wedding ring down the loo.

IT IS ODDLY SPECIFIC LIES.

LIES!

MAMA AIN'T GONNA GO DOWN ALONE.

Oh for crying out loud. Now I have to try to read both of them at the same time.

IT IS LIES

See? This is why we need to find a way to chain her to her computer until she does what we want. She's a menace when left to her own devices.

Although I would never say no to you and an amnesia fic. Just in case...

*soothes* There is no Amnesia WIP. There is no Amnesia wip. Concentate on Starstuck! And

akavertigo's total lack of shame.

OK- I'm reading some damn amnesia something or another. You seem to be calling it your idfic. I'll see what I call it by the time I'm done.

*whimpers* Now that I've seen akavertigo's tactics, she won't be able to fool me again. She fights dirty.

STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! (Maybe everybody should chant and stomp their feet in unison)

She's making me dig up monster fic to get more amnesiac goodness.

I AM BUT A HELPLESS PRISONER.

And can you imagine what you might get if you actually WROTE MORE STARSTRUCK!

Which is what started this in the first place.

STATSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK!

I am! I am!

I just need to decide how to redo the next bit. I mean, I'm dead set on keeping the sex and the applesauce but it's tricky to find a good start.

I think sex and applesauce is a FANTASTIC place to start.

With teeeea! (http://www.foodmayhem.com/2009/12/earl-grey-apple-sauce.html)

This looks exactly like something Kris would make for Adam, so hurry up and let Adam decide to let himself be found, damnit! I'm ready for sex and applesauce.

The applesauce thing is the last flashback, actually.

But it leads to the sex, right? (Either the flashback or the applesauuce, take your pick). If Kris doesn't wise up soon, I may need to come slap him.

Whatever happened to feelings, man?

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