For the record, if the Taming of the Shrewesque fic isn't updated soon, something tragic is going to happen. I have no idea how the people who have been reading this since like, May aren't burning cities or threatening hunger strikes or something. Has no one attempted blackmail or bribery? What are you waiting for?

Wait, there may be people who aren't reading this yet. Oh, you.

Direct links to all four threads in the aianonlovefest:

Starstruck - thread one, thread two, thread three and thread four, AIRPS, Adam/Kris. Yes, you have to follow it through comments. Yes, that would in a sane world be annoying. This is not a sane world. This is an awesome world that trust me, you really won't care until you realize there is no more. Then you know, tragedy.

In which [livejournal.com profile] aivilo_18 hates me and sent me a link so I, too, could connect with feeling like a heroin addict in withdrawal in a really big way (I sent it to [personal profile] svmadelyn, so this is actually turning into a The Ring-like situation, except a.) giving it to other people doesn't help and b.) no one crawls out of any electronic devices, which is good, because now I'm creeping myself out, let's ignore this segue now, please). I love this story stupidly and I think have memorized key passages and have a Pavlovian response to the parts that involve food (ie I snack) and possibly an interest in wine? I don't--like wine. And yet.

Oh, and I posted In the Land of the Delta, AIRPS, Adam/Kris yesterday to LJ. Forgot about that.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 03:51 pm (UTC)
AMNESIA FIC? A good amnesia fic is hard to find. I love good...

Sorry. You had me going for a second, but really- this distraction thing is not working. Barely. At all. Amnesia fic? How soon?

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 03:52 pm (UTC)
It's already here. In the thread.

'Cuz she's eviiiiiiil.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:00 pm (UTC)
Wait! I'm still reading Memphis fic from yesterday. See what happens when I don't look at my flist for a whole day?

But this will only distract me for a moment, just so you know. I am a powerful nag, and I'm tired of waiting. The seige will resume momentarily.

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:01 pm (UTC)
Meanwhile over in Amnesia land Adam just flushed Kris' wedding ring down the loo.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:02 pm (UTC)
IT IS ODDLY SPECIFIC LIES.

LIES!

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:03 pm (UTC)
MAMA AIN'T GONNA GO DOWN ALONE.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:02 pm (UTC)
Oh for crying out loud. Now I have to try to read both of them at the same time.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:02 pm (UTC)
IT IS LIES

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:05 pm (UTC)
See? This is why we need to find a way to chain her to her computer until she does what we want. She's a menace when left to her own devices.

Although I would never say no to you and an amnesia fic. Just in case...

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:16 pm (UTC)
*soothes* There is no Amnesia WIP. There is no Amnesia wip. Concentate on Starstuck! And [livejournal.com profile] akavertigo's total lack of shame.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:21 pm (UTC)
OK- I'm reading some damn amnesia something or another. You seem to be calling it your idfic. I'll see what I call it by the time I'm done.

*whimpers* Now that I've seen akavertigo's tactics, she won't be able to fool me again. She fights dirty.

STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! (Maybe everybody should chant and stomp their feet in unison)

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:34 pm (UTC)
She's making me dig up monster fic to get more amnesiac goodness.

I AM BUT A HELPLESS PRISONER.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
And can you imagine what you might get if you actually WROTE MORE STARSTRUCK!

Which is what started this in the first place.

STATSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK!

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:39 pm (UTC)
I am! I am!

I just need to decide how to redo the next bit. I mean, I'm dead set on keeping the sex and the applesauce but it's tricky to find a good start.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:41 pm (UTC)
I think sex and applesauce is a FANTASTIC place to start.

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:42 pm (UTC)
With teeeea! (http://www.foodmayhem.com/2009/12/earl-grey-apple-sauce.html)

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:45 pm (UTC)
This looks exactly like something Kris would make for Adam, so hurry up and let Adam decide to let himself be found, damnit! I'm ready for sex and applesauce.

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:48 pm (UTC)
The applesauce thing is the last flashback, actually.

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:50 pm (UTC)
But it leads to the sex, right? (Either the flashback or the applesauuce, take your pick). If Kris doesn't wise up soon, I may need to come slap him.

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:51 pm (UTC)
Whatever happened to feelings, man?

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:53 pm (UTC)
You've destroyed my feeling with your taunting.

Kris' problem isn't that he doesn't have feelings. It's that he has his head up his arse. I'm just offering to help him with that.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 04:57 pm (UTC)
*waves hands and jumps* THIS THIS THIS!

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 05:00 pm (UTC)
STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! STARSTRUCK! (listen for the stomping feet...)

From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 05:36 pm (UTC)
Adam thought he was a French hooker!

From: [identity profile] cookie57.livejournal.com Date: 2010-08-23 05:38 pm (UTC)
That was a long time ago. Kris needs to get over it. He's in love with a complicated man!

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