seperis | because sometimes talking about it helps

It's one of those rare nights that we're both working on Teacher's Pet fic.

seperis: I want a line so badly where Elizbeth tells Rodney "Atlantis' population is not filled with sexual predators."
seperis: And Rodney's like, They *watch him*.
svmadelyn: ohhh. Rodney can yell, you're all pedophiles!
seperis: And I really want to see John play the piano
seperis: I'm going to kill Pru so much.
svmadelyn: *grins* I'll tell her to write it.
seperis: So. Fucking. *Much*.
svmadelyn: I want it too
seperis: For putting that in my head.
seperis: *hopeful*
seperis: I'll send her another box of chocolate.
seperis: Tell her that.
svmadelyn: *nods*
seperis: *amused at Rodney guarding John's virtue*
svmadelyn: *dies*
svmadelyn: In the darkfic version
svmadelyn: John would say something like
svmadelyn: I know you weren't doing that for me.
svmadelyn: But for you. And I think you should make the wait worth it.
seperis: Rodney should have a disturbing dreams of underage sex.
svmadelyn: Yes. Hop to!
seperis: Now I'm all torn.
seperis: Should they have sex or should Rodney have horrifying yet strangely hot dreams about it?
svmadelyn: both!
svmadelyn: second one segues into the first
svmadelyn: nightmares, they come true!
seperis: *dies*
svmadelyn: you know the words pouring from these fingers are pure genius
seperis: Yes.
seperis: they really are.
svmadelyn: why you gotta be all in denial?
seperis: Especially when he's torn between Slut!Teen!John.
svmadelyn: good. *pats you*
seperis: And Virtuous!Teen!John dreams.
svmadelyn: after some training session
seperis: One trying to crawl inside his skin
seperis: The other whimpering "Please be gentle."
svmadelyn: John's especially beautiful, and everyone's watching
seperis: And he'll like, go to his lab and try to kill himseelf with papercuts.
svmadelyn: and Rodney scares them all off
svmadelyn: then in bed that night, he has The Dream
svmadelyn: and calls in sick to the lab
svmadelyn: and everyone shows up at his door
seperis: *smirks* Which one? Slutty John or Virtuous John?
svmadelyn: 'cause he's never DONE THAT
seperis: *giggles*
svmadelyn: and Rodney's all--man, this is HORRIBLE. but they CARE. and HORRIBLE
svmadelyn: and John comes in all concerned
seperis: So *guilty*.
svmadelyn: and rodney's all, I'm contageous!
svmadelyn: you'll die!
svmadelyn: and John's like: I'll take the risk
svmadelyn: Rodney: *COUGHS A LOT*
svmadelyn: John: You done yet?
svmadelyn: Rodney: I think I hurt my throat. Water, please?
svmadelyn: and I think--hmm. Virtuous John
svmadelyn: next dream, John's all coquettish.
svmadelyn: Mmm. Hell. It's what's for dinner.

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You know, teen!John would be approaching his sexual peak at 18 years old, it could be the other way around where John is propositioning Rodney and Rodney is having to be really really noble and turn him down, only now he's thinking about it... and keeps saying 'you're 18!'

To which smart!John replies 'but if I weren't???'

*snortgiggle* He's thinking about it *way too much*.

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