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Er, I mean, we may have to leverage the add-on value of masculine uterine-equivalents across the synergistic core competencies of end-game scenarios to maximize our survival in a post-crisis marketplace and ensure continuation of operations of key personnel.

This is about.... (pick one)

1.) Merlin AU business practices
2.) The feasibility of melding apocalypses with domestic animals.
3.) I'm scared. Please die in a fire, [personal profile] seperis and [personal profile] ladyvyola.
4.) Mpreg, of course.
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From: [personal profile] ratcreature Date: 2009-04-22 05:00 pm (UTC)
Mpreg in apocafic?
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From: [personal profile] reginagiraffe Date: 2009-04-22 05:03 pm (UTC)
Mpreg in a Merlin business apocafic AU in which Jenn and Vy die?

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From: [personal profile] waldorph Date: 2009-04-22 07:18 pm (UTC)
Mpreg. Oh dear god- you actually make it sound all official and academic. So...maybe a little bit of #3 added to my reply, because mpreg should never sound like that ;)

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From: [personal profile] sami Date: 2009-04-23 02:02 am (UTC)
4. And I hate myself for reading that fairly easily.

What a double major in history and linguistics includes: teaching you to read wankwords, because both disciplines are infected with morons...
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From: [personal profile] bluemeridian Date: 2009-04-24 12:51 am (UTC)
Now, see, I was going with Dreamwidth mpreg. Or maybe Merlin/Dreamwidth crossover mpreg. Or something.

Maybe I should stop speculating.
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From: [personal profile] brownbetty Date: 2009-04-22 04:58 pm (UTC)
Mpreg, I'm pretty sure? Or possibly buttsecks. *squints*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:03 pm (UTC)
It can be hard to work it out.
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From: [personal profile] wolfshark Date: 2009-04-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
That would be 4, and therefore 3!

Edited because I can spell, really!
edited at: Date: 2009-04-22 05:02 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:04 pm (UTC)
I'd totally knock up Merlin in a hot minute if I had a premise. At least part of the premise should include Arthur balancing on the ramparts yelling nature doesn't work like that while Morgana tries to coax him down before he jumps.

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From: [identity profile] aelora.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:03 pm (UTC)
I'm going with a little from #1, and a little from #3...

:P

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:05 pm (UTC)
It really could be all four at once, honestly.
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From: [identity profile] zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:03 pm (UTC)
I'm going to pick #4 and #1

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:05 pm (UTC)
You know, and I don't think Merlin fandom has that particular combination yet!

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From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:03 pm (UTC)
5.) Mpreg apocafic, of course.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:06 pm (UTC)
I like how you think!

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From: [identity profile] geeklite.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:04 pm (UTC)
I am pretty sure it's about that rumour with Arthur and the sheep, actually.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:06 pm (UTC)
THOSE RUMOURS ARE UNFOUNDED and also, sheep totally lie.

From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:08 pm (UTC)
this should have been a poll, missie.

4. as is everything you mad lot do.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
Crossposting polls not yet operational, I think.

From: [identity profile] archaeologist-d.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:10 pm (UTC)
It's mpreg. The masculine uterine-equivalents gives it away. :)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
*claps* Yes!

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From: [personal profile] thornsilver
Date: 2009-04-22 05:11 pm (UTC)
4.

But also 3, because I am blaming you for it being in my brain now.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
You love it.

From: [identity profile] mir8lle.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:12 pm (UTC)
I believe you are going with a mix of #1 and #4 and were in fact referring to Uther's cunning marketing plan in which the male youth of Camelot will be impregnated overnight, thus quadrupling the kingdom's annual tourism-derived income as people from all around the world arrive to point and stare, just staying long enough to take advantage of the city's freshly minted chain of luxurious and affordable hotels. Only it's not done by magic, because that would be wrong.

Am I right?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:14 pm (UTC)
...I'm kind of loving Uther now. *bewildered*

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From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:12 pm (UTC)
I'm going with 3 and 4 for the obvious reasons.

BTW, do you watch Fringe? Last week they made mpreg canon. Well, technically they made cross-species mpreg canon, but still... canon!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:14 pm (UTC)
Oooh, no! And now I should see this!

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From: [identity profile] the-moonmoth.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, 2, definitely 2! There just aren't enough domestic animal apocalypses these days.
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From: [identity profile] scrollgirl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:24 pm (UTC)
4, and also 3.

From: [identity profile] dekadai.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
sounds like mpreg to me *g*
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From: [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
My question is: HOW COME ARTHUR PENDRAGON ISN'T KNOCKED UP ALL THE GODDAMN TIME? WHO HAS MAGIC? MERLIN. WHO IS TERRIBLE AT MAGIC? MERLIN. EVERY DAY THAT ARTHUR PENDRAGON DOESN'T HAVE SWOLLEN FEET AND WEIRD CRAVINGS IS ANOTHER DAY MERLIN FANDOM FAILS.

Tell [livejournal.com profile] ladyvyola to rephrase that in a way that doesn't make me look like I'm psychotic.

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 05:50 pm (UTC)
“You realize, of course, that I will make you pay for this,” Arthur growled, trying to make his existing chainmail fit across his ever expanding belly. He looked pityingly at the extra bib-like piece so graciously provided Morgana and glared. “I do not know how yet, but you will pay.”

Merlin held up his hands, waving them for a moment before finding a better shield: the last tart from the plate on the table. He offered it nervously, careful of his fingers after the last time. Once Arthur’s hands were filled with sweet and sticky goodness and not, say, a dagger, he dared to speak. “You were the one who wanted an unquestionable heir! All I did was provide the means!”

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From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com - Date: 2009-04-22 05:59 pm (UTC) - expand

Ah, a challenge!

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Re: Ah, a challenge!

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From: [identity profile] omnipresentdmat.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 06:02 pm (UTC)
IS THE ANSWER MPREG

BECAUSE IT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE IT

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 06:39 pm (UTC)
THE ANSWER SHOULD ALWAYS BE MPREG, REALLY.

From: [identity profile] the-emef.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 06:03 pm (UTC)
1, 2 and 4. Re #3 : that paragraph isn't scary, it's awesome. ALso, don't die.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 06:40 pm (UTC)
Apocalyptic mpreg is not the worst idea ever. *mulls*

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From: [identity profile] suaine.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 06:39 pm (UTC)
It's obviously 5.) all of the above.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 06:40 pm (UTC)
...that is also possible.

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From: [personal profile] fyrdrakken Date: 2009-04-22 06:47 pm (UTC)
#4 of course -- the usage of "masculine uterine-equivalents" being the key phrase there in the morass of buzzwords. (And this was my guess even before checking out the actual discussion.)

From: [identity profile] snarkyducky.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 07:35 pm (UTC)
is #2 metaphorically, magically, or .... i donno, SGA-crazily speaking?
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From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com Date: 2009-04-22 07:39 pm (UTC)
I vote 4.
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