it's kind of beautiful, in a way

ladyvyola wins.

From this thread:
Er, I mean, we may have to leverage the add-on value of masculine uterine-equivalents across the synergistic core competencies of end-game scenarios to maximize our survival in a post-crisis marketplace and ensure continuation of operations of key personnel.

This is about.... (pick one)

1.) Merlin AU business practices
2.) The feasibility of melding apocalypses with domestic animals.
3.) I'm scared. Please die in a fire, seperis and ladyvyola.
4.) Mpreg, of course.

Comments

[ratcreature]

Mpreg in apocafic?

[reginagiraffe]

Mpreg in a Merlin business apocafic AU in which Jenn and Vy die?

[waldorph]

Mpreg. Oh dear god- you actually make it sound all official and academic. So...maybe a little bit of #3 added to my reply, because mpreg should never sound like that ;)

[seperis]

*glee* Admit it, you love it.

[sami]

4. And I hate myself for reading that fairly easily.

What a double major in history and linguistics includes: teaching you to read wankwords, because both disciplines are infected with morons...

[bluemeridian]

Now, see, I was going with Dreamwidth mpreg. Or maybe Merlin/Dreamwidth crossover mpreg. Or something.

Maybe I should stop speculating.

[brownbetty]

Mpreg, I'm pretty sure? Or possibly buttsecks. *squints*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It can be hard to work it out.

[wolfshark]

That would be 4, and therefore 3!

Edited because I can spell, really!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I'd totally knock up Merlin in a hot minute if I had a premise. At least part of the premise should include Arthur balancing on the ramparts yelling nature doesn't work like that while Morgana tries to coax him down before he jumps.

[aelora.livejournal.com]

I'm going with a little from #1, and a little from #3...

:P

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It really could be all four at once, honestly.

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pick #4 and #1

[seperis.livejournal.com]

You know, and I don't think Merlin fandom has that particular combination yet!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

5.) Mpreg apocafic, of course.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I like how you think!

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure it's about that rumour with Arthur and the sheep, actually.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

THOSE RUMOURS ARE UNFOUNDED and also, sheep totally lie.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

this should have been a poll, missie.

4. as is everything you mad lot do.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Crossposting polls not yet operational, I think.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

It's mpreg. The masculine uterine-equivalents gives it away. :)

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*claps* Yes!

[thornsilver]

4.

But also 3, because I am blaming you for it being in my brain now.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

You love it.

[mir8lle.livejournal.com]

I believe you are going with a mix of #1 and #4 and were in fact referring to Uther's cunning marketing plan in which the male youth of Camelot will be impregnated overnight, thus quadrupling the kingdom's annual tourism-derived income as people from all around the world arrive to point and stare, just staying long enough to take advantage of the city's freshly minted chain of luxurious and affordable hotels. Only it's not done by magic, because that would be wrong.

Am I right?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

...I'm kind of loving Uther now. *bewildered*

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

I'm going with 3 and 4 for the obvious reasons.

BTW, do you watch Fringe? Last week they made mpreg canon. Well, technically they made cross-species mpreg canon, but still... canon!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Oooh, no! And now I should see this!

[the-moonmoth.livejournal.com]

Oh, 2, definitely 2! There just aren't enough domestic animal apocalypses these days.

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

4, and also 3.

[dekadai.livejournal.com]

sounds like mpreg to me *g*

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

My question is: HOW COME ARTHUR PENDRAGON ISN'T KNOCKED UP ALL THE GODDAMN TIME? WHO HAS MAGIC? MERLIN. WHO IS TERRIBLE AT MAGIC? MERLIN. EVERY DAY THAT ARTHUR PENDRAGON DOESN'T HAVE SWOLLEN FEET AND WEIRD CRAVINGS IS ANOTHER DAY MERLIN FANDOM FAILS.

Tell ladyvyola to rephrase that in a way that doesn't make me look like I'm psychotic.

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

“You realize, of course, that I will make you pay for this,” Arthur growled, trying to make his existing chainmail fit across his ever expanding belly. He looked pityingly at the extra bib-like piece so graciously provided Morgana and glared. “I do not know how yet, but you will pay.”

Merlin held up his hands, waving them for a moment before finding a better shield: the last tart from the plate on the table. He offered it nervously, careful of his fingers after the last time. Once Arthur’s hands were filled with sweet and sticky goodness and not, say, a dagger, he dared to speak. “You were the one who wanted an unquestionable heir! All I did was provide the means!”

[omnipresentdmat.livejournal.com]

IS THE ANSWER MPREG

BECAUSE IT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE IT

[seperis.livejournal.com]

THE ANSWER SHOULD ALWAYS BE MPREG, REALLY.

[the-emef.livejournal.com]

1, 2 and 4. Re #3 : that paragraph isn't scary, it's awesome. ALso, don't die.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Apocalyptic mpreg is not the worst idea ever. *mulls*

[suaine.livejournal.com]

It's obviously 5.) all of the above.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

...that is also possible.

[fyrdrakken]

#4 of course -- the usage of "masculine uterine-equivalents" being the key phrase there in the morass of buzzwords. (And this was my guess even before checking out the actual discussion.)

[snarkyducky.livejournal.com]

is #2 metaphorically, magically, or .... i donno, SGA-crazily speaking?

[puckling.livejournal.com]

I vote 4.