it's kind of beautiful, in a way

ladyvyola wins.

From this thread:
Er, I mean, we may have to leverage the add-on value of masculine uterine-equivalents across the synergistic core competencies of end-game scenarios to maximize our survival in a post-crisis marketplace and ensure continuation of operations of key personnel.

This is about.... (pick one)

1.) Merlin AU business practices
2.) The feasibility of melding apocalypses with domestic animals.
3.) I'm scared. Please die in a fire, seperis and ladyvyola.
4.) Mpreg, of course.

Comments

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

My question is: HOW COME ARTHUR PENDRAGON ISN'T KNOCKED UP ALL THE GODDAMN TIME? WHO HAS MAGIC? MERLIN. WHO IS TERRIBLE AT MAGIC? MERLIN. EVERY DAY THAT ARTHUR PENDRAGON DOESN'T HAVE SWOLLEN FEET AND WEIRD CRAVINGS IS ANOTHER DAY MERLIN FANDOM FAILS.

Tell ladyvyola to rephrase that in a way that doesn't make me look like I'm psychotic.

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

“You realize, of course, that I will make you pay for this,” Arthur growled, trying to make his existing chainmail fit across his ever expanding belly. He looked pityingly at the extra bib-like piece so graciously provided Morgana and glared. “I do not know how yet, but you will pay.”

Merlin held up his hands, waving them for a moment before finding a better shield: the last tart from the plate on the table. He offered it nervously, careful of his fingers after the last time. Once Arthur’s hands were filled with sweet and sticky goodness and not, say, a dagger, he dared to speak. “You were the one who wanted an unquestionable heir! All I did was provide the means!”

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha! I foresee so many footrubs in Arthur's future. So many footrubs.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

LOL, it deserves to be expanded - just like mpreg Arthur! :DDD

[briar_pipe]

My love for you just grows. Like Arthur's belly.

(Ok, that really didn't sound as bad in my head.)

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Ah, a challenge!

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

While the Technical Specialist in question fails to meet the client's minimum skill set specifications, his unique qualifications are enough to grant him a waiver of eligibility. However, if productivity does not meet the benchmark metrics within the specified time span, the project as a whole will receive a failing grade from the client.

Re: Ah, a challenge!

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you are a certifiable genius and I stand in awe. ♥