Title: You Say (That's Not An Answer)
Author: Seperis
Codes: Fraser/Victoria, Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Victoria/Kowalski, etc, AU
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: First season
Summary: Maybe if he'd heard the rest first, he might have rethought his answer.
Author Notes: Very AU. Very, very AU. I mean, there is canon and then there is AU and then there is this. Thanks to shinetheway for help with the title and to whoever preread this, because I seriously do not remember, it's been that long.
Warnings: None

( dsfic: you say (that's not an answer) )

From here

From scarletts_awry - Five things John Sheppard got in trouble for as a kid. :-)

( john wasn't bad, per se )

From reginagiraffe - Five Things John Sheppard Loves to Chew On

( sometimes it even involves food )

From thornsilver - Five things Sheppard knows how to cook.

( food )

From brewstersnorth - DS: Five Unorthodox Uses for a Stetson

( hat city )

And continuing. (To suggest something, go here.)

My jaw hurts and I'm grumpy. Sadly, this did not lead to writing of violent porn, but it did lead to opening up all my active wips and staring at them resentfully.

Seriously. The only one that's pleasing me is The Rules of Attraction because it's only missing a section I took out to obsess over. I can't be the only person who gets pissy about a line, right?

Anyway, the current active WiP collection. For purposes of "active", it means, have worked on within the last month. Or obsessed over a line in within the last month.

( sga: the one with the vampires )

( sga: the one that's another Bourne crossover )

( sga: a history of violence that won't. end. dammit )

( dS: the one with the snow and the axe that was supposed to be funny and isn't, dammit )

Not included in this issue: Rules of Attraction (since I have it open right now and am deeply contemplating a single subject verb agreement compound sentence structure, Untitled dS Fic #2, where Ray is totally not trying to accidentally marry Fraser in Canada so their daughter has a two parent household (broken homes lead to crime! he argues), and Strangerverse Some Number that's depressing me to look at. Because really. What the hell was I thinking?

My tooth hurts. And I want porn, dammit.

synecdochic and winterlive == not my drug free zone. Especially after midnight.

Current Theories on the Origin of Fraser:

1.) He's actually an Ascendant, who was one of those medieval monks who did nothing but meditate and accidentally Ascended. He got irritated with the Ancients lack of intervention and came back. He currently makes the other Ancients nervous when he goes on about justice and they just know if he comes back, he will be organizing the Ancinet Mountie Brigade to bring justice to the universe. And they are afraid. (blame Syne on this one. Okay, and me too, but it makes sense.)

2.) He's a Timelord who has totally forgotten his timelordness. This explains the fact reality bends around him. I'm sorry, if you have a better theory, I want to hear it. (This was me and winterlive--we. Well. It made sense. And it was after midnight.)

3.) I read the Sentinel one by jacquez -- wow, so much sense making.

You know, I keep thinking every time I must have imagined how insane some of the eps were. But no, they're not. I go back and watch and it actually did happen like that. I love this show more than chocolate. And I still want to write the one where he and John are insanely and creepily polite to each other while pollen-hit and have no sex at all but increasingly esoteric conversations that sound a lot like some kind of very very metaphysical foreplay.

Child still has a strong Vecchio crush. I think we're edging into IRL flamewars.

In lieu of that, a random snippet. To warn you, I'm still getting the voices down, so--yeah. Originally posted as comment-fic for astolat, a bit revised, still trying to get the voices right.

( the affair of the moose )