because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.

Dear PRISM,

If you wanted to know my search terms in asstr.org that much, dude, just ask:

1.) minotaur, tits, cow, udders - humans submit to gene therapy to become a race of minotaurs but not enough women show up, so some of the males were made cows with unnervingly positive results and some amount of grazing, with a short digression on their secondary stomaches. And udders and orgasm related lactation, of course.

2.) boy, catheter, guiche ring, exercise, enema - guy meets guy. Guy wants to infantalize guy and drugs him, has him declared insane, and makes him wear a diaper and the most traumatically designed catheter ever created. Then there's estrogen shots and lactation. As seems to be a thing.

3.) wonder woman, inflation, gore, green, rubber - I'm pretty sure I block that one out perodically because I don't remember anything about it and have to go look again. I'm also pretty sure I've run out of free concussions before brain damage is an issue, but you gotta do what you gotta do. There was kryptonite lactation, because why the fuck not?

Dude, find your own porn from now on. I do not exist to fulfill your kinky needs. I am doing this for science. I'm not sure which science, but no one likes a doubter of the scientific method.

Adding: each of these represents an entire classic genre, dating back from the days of usenet when we had no ability to google but had to just read the tags and hope they got the anatomy of a human-bull hybrid right, because that just throws me right out of the story and you know how frustrating that is? Our forefathers of alt-sex battled spammers, uncomfortable autobiographical accounts of things that should never be written in the first person singular and claimed as a true story, and vanilla missionary sex with two consenting opposite-sex adults after marriage to get where we are today, and look at where we are. PRISM, you have made our wholesome and totally above reproach search for human-minotaur rubber wonder woman genderswitch lactation porn feel dirty. Thanks a fucking lot.

--seperis

Comments

[azurelunatic]

I, the younger generation, am positively spoiled: there is SO MUCH PORN now, omg. When I think about the porn I had to settle with when I was sixteen...!

[seperis]

Romance novels. My God, I had to go to Virginia Henley and Jude Deveraux and Heretics of Dune (god help me). Never forgive. Never forget.

[green_grrl]

Judith Krantz.

V.C. Andrews for the kinkiest porn you could get on dead tree.

Oh, teenage years pre-Internet ....

[seperis]

VC Andrews, responsible for a thousand incest kinks across the hearts and minds of impressionable teenagers for two generations. Bless her.

I think I read Judith Krantz, but I don't remember which.

[green_grrl]

Scruples was the absolute best. Princess Daisy was a best seller, too.

Too bad for PRISM, back then we all bought our trashy sex novels and Anarchist Cookbooks with cash at independent bookstores, not with credit cards online.

[seperis]

My BFF's brother gave me a CD with the Anarchist Cookbook and about ten other really questionable manuals of ill-purpose right after I got my first computer in the late nineties. I still remember feeling edgy just holding the CD.

[green_grrl]

And also unsnoopable! That would take an actualfax warrant to get. Kids these days need lessons in the benefits of sneakernet.

[dragovianknight]

I want links to all of these. I'm just sayin'.

[seperis]

Serendipitously, I have those!

1.) http://www.asstr.org/nifty/transgender/Magic-ScFi/minos-project
2.) http://www.asstr.org/nifty/gay/authoritarian/training-my-diaper-bitch/
3.) http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/sinner/BimboSlutz/Supergirl/bondageperilsofsupergirl.txt

You're welcome.

[dragovianknight]

I am amazed by this fortunate turn of events!

[seperis]

The coincidence is breathtaking.

(Re #2 - you might want to skip to part 11. It will either seal your interest or tell you the story is not for you. Trust me on this one.)

[dragovianknight]

Will do!

[ratcreature]

That was my first thought as well, lol.

[seperis]

I live to please. *g*

[nagasvoice]

*cough* I suspect my immediate fannish foremothers got up to rather amazing stuff too, just judging by what they were willing to hand off to me as boring extras. I mean, The Professionals, with gay pants tight enough to be chastity belts, dipping toe in the first whisper of the BDsm tidal wave. No reference sources, nobody talking about it, only private clubs to share history and methods.

[seperis]

*laughs* Sooo much this!

[arete]

Uh, wow. I recognized the second one by description. *blushes madly* Seriously, I don't know whether to be embarrassed, or just completely bemused that other people have read that. The first one sounds interesting though, thanks for the link!

[seperis]

It tricks you because it's actually really good. It's like if Hannibal wasn't a cannibal but a sexual sadist with a infantilism kink.

[(Anonymous)]

Our forefathers of alt-sex battled spammers [...] to get where we are today, and look at where we are.

*sobs*

Yes...

[seperis]

Dude, we salute them.

[ex_further369]

This is like poetry.

[seperis]

*g* I try.

[ladyvyola]

My icon. My icon.

Uphill. In the snow. Both ways.

Truly, we live in a golden age.

[seperis]

We live in magical times.