Elementary pilot was, in a word, really goddamn awesome.



Going in, I was predisposed to like it because a.) It's Sherlock Holmes, b.) It's Lucy Liu, and c.) I really like male/female partnerships in shows and it's often my primary reason for watching.

Fannishly, I'm way more watch-only and watch-read than watch-write, and I approach them differently. I love watch/write because I love to write, but I love watch-only and watch-read because I really like tv and I like reading. Watch/write is also a form of human suffering, because canon at any moment will severely either piss me off or joss me like whoa. Hence, Teen Wolf is one of my favorite fandoms to date since I got my watching and my reading, but as right now my writing fandom is a novel that is now at 212,000 words with no end in sight, you could say writing is off the table until that shit is either burned out of me or finished. After six months, I do not hold hope I will burn out on it. It's depressing.

Things I like in no particular order:

Sherlock
1.) Sherlock and the kinky sex possibly with a professional (implications suggest professional, but that's my understanding of television framing tropes at work, could be a really awesome friend).

2.) He was trying to be a dick with Watson about it (regarding handcuffs), but I do get the impression (hopeful!) that it's very much a blase topic for him, which makes sense with the kind of character he's supposed to be.

3.) His sheer lack of dress sense is endearing. Not only does nothing match, each piece of clothing seems to be consciously aware of this, which weirdly brings it 180 degrees and makes it workable. Also, the actor could be wearing leaves and burlap and I honestly would think that was the new black, so go figure.

4.) The lack of impulse control. Okay, bear with me on this one, because unlike Sherlock of BBC, or Doyle's Sherlock, or any Sherlock I've seen, this one feels new to me in that I'm not sure he has any real control over his impulses in a conscious sense (yet), and with very little calculation. I don't think of him as an unstable genius in that sense, but the Sherlocks all come across as Control Masters for the most part, and even their impulse-driven actions had some calculation. Sherlock here just kind of--doesn't. It's interesting, and it's consistent with addict behavior. The car thing was just unreal.

5.) Christ, he's pissed at something. That is the most interesting thing of all, and I bet anything that is a huge factor in why Watson didn't dump his ass very early on in the ep. Like recognizes like.

6.) I am not a huge fan of cold-blooded genius. Nor am I a huge proponent of crazy!genius. I think it's mostly because the spectrum seems to require genius = lack of emotional intelligence or require a psuedo-autistic-like grasp of humanity and people's feelings. Sherlock here is--in a shocking turn of events--minimally if not moderately aware of other human beings feelings and--here's a kicker--aware of it enough at least in retrospect to admit that causes problems. Awareness. Who saw that coming? And I loved, beyond words, that argument with Watson that made her leave was a deliberate--very deliberate--attempt to hurt her, because again, emotional awareness--and he was sorry for it. And apologized. I don't get that from most non-genius television characters.

7.) I like he went to her first. I like he realized he was going to lose someone that was unexpectedly extraordinary and wasn't willing to do that.

8.) Whoever said he was pissed about the doctor fucking over a patient nailed it for me. Why Sherlock does what he does is the eternal question, and the answer always seems to be reasons, because genius. That's fine, but reasons, because crime sucks and perpetrators ought to be punished, and they did things wrong, and hey, reasons being feelings. I like this.

9.) Bees. Christ, that made me happy.

Watson - I don't even know where to start.
1.) I was trying to think of reasons why Watson would have a job being the sober companion, since if that's a full time job for someone, it probably has to pay pretty well and people who can pay out like that tend to be in a class one or two levels above mine and is in some ways the equivalent of a glorified babysitter. Having said that, I'm taking it back on how freaking useful that would be to an addict in recovery who wants to recover but creating a new lifestyle drug-free is probably a nightmare, so I feel bad for thinking that.

Besides being a visible reminder that Sherlock's an addict, with an addict's particular weaknesses, it also gave the perfect excuse for the roommate situation, constant and consistent presence and attention, and here's what I didn't see coming, a job that Watson could do with a client aka 'patient' that her medical experience could still be useful for, but never risk any actual interaction with her former profession (though surreptitious autopsies may be in her future). Also, low odds on patient death.

2.) She doesn't like her job (in general), and she's still recovering from the patient death and teh end of her profession, but here's the thing that gets to me; she's also really angry, and not necessarily just about how her life turned out, or at herself, or even at the world. I get the feeling that something went sideways badly, possibly due to that patient or after, that was either unjust, CYA for someone, or fucked her over, but the death thing keeps pushing that into the background and she can't/won't/hasn't yet admitted or gotten past that part enough to really acknowledge it. Which again, is a reason I think she and Sherlock clicked; like Sherlock, she turned her anger inwards (with different results) but I get the feeling it'll manifest itself eventually for what it is.

3.) I worried with a more volatile Sherlock, she'd be cast for killjoy to keep him on the straight and narrow, so huge relief, she's not. She's got two distinct modes and will quite happily switch between them when necessary, but when she's professional, she's fucking professional and doing her job. When she's not being a professional, she's just fine in investigating. I like how she started in following from sheer curiosity and almost immediately made the leap to invested and participatory. I like how he caught her imagination, but she was wary about it, but once she could verify his results, so to speak, she was into it. Watson has always been a doctor, but it's fairly rare he was also a scientist and acted like one. Watson here feels a lot more like a scientist in how she evaluates the situation.

4.) I like her clothes. Just leave it at that. I half want to revamp my wardrobe, she looks so damn comfortable.

5.) I like how she walked out on Sherlock when he was a dick and meant it to be for good. Even though the audience knew it wasn't, Lucy played it without any sign of reluctance or regret. It put on the table she has limits, and when he passes them, done. For their relationship to go anywhere, he has to know exactly what she will and will not deal with, and she was eloquent in that. It also was a really interesting view into where her hot spots are; what he said was bad, yeah, but I think it was the surface accuracy, combined with the above anger thing, that set it over the top for her, combined with his attitude up until that point. He was trying to piss her off, that was obvious, and she had the common sense to realize that was no way to have a sober companion working relationship, much less have to live in the same goddamn house.

6.) I also like that she came back, which she wouldn't have if he hadn't apologized, yes, but also because--and this may be just me--she really did find the entire crime fighting thing pretty damn cool.

7.) I like a lot that she can figure him out probably as easily as he does her--again, the scientist is showing--combining what she knows about him with both simple deduction and I hate to say intuition because that's just so cliched, but not in the sense of special women intuition, but most likely experience with patients. There's this horrible comparison to House that I want to make, but of the two of them, minus the douchery, she seems to have a similar understanding of people and what makes them tick to House.

8.) Sending Holmes away so she could handle the interview with the first victim. She handled it far more sympathetically, but again, she never slipped over the line of being a professional and getting information.

9.) The rice thing. It was a brilliant use of her medical training and also something that even Sherlock would miss initially but she wouldn't miss because this is her area of expertise. It was the perfect way to showcase her strengths as a doctor because yeah, Sherlock's a genius, but that doesn't mean Watson doesn't have a part to play and a large contribution to make because this is her training.

General

I have a theory on why we're starting off with recovering junkie!Holmes and not!doctor!Watson, and it comes from the idea that part of the show's arc is to set them both at what is, pretty obviously, the lowest point in their lives and on more or less equal footing. Their lives suck, they're both deeply unhappy and pissed off, neither of them are doing what they really want to be doing, and both of them are feeling like failures.

Also, and this wasn't really noticeable in the trailer or in the description, but she has a lot of power over him, more than I realized until I'd thought about it. (I have a theory that was also a huge part of his reaction to her; she literally could make him homeless with a phone call). She tests him for drugs, she is basically there to make sure he doesn't fall back into that, she reports to his father, and I say this with love, her entire beginning attitude of compassion and mild patronization (again, this isn't a critique, I like the fact she was pretty much on automatic with that and it's not only realistic, it's kind of necessary) combined with that must have seriously pissed him off and reminded him in equal measure of the sheer mess his life has become.

The idea they're both working from a place where it's almost a 'why the hell not, it's not like I have anything better to do' both with each other and their lives is kind of charming. And again, I see this as another reason Watson is willing to try again with him.

A lot of the charm here for me is Detective!Watson as well as Genius!Detective!Sherlock. In a way, Watson started for the mystery and the job, but hopefully, the relationship will be shown to grow into a reason she'll want to stay as well.

Also, and I may be one of the very few, but I totally ship them like you have no idea. They embody all my favorite partnership tropes, and they already have the reluctant-admiration thing going on that they don't want to admit to, and they play off each other very, very well.

Future hopes: there is The Mystery of Watson's Career episode (two parter!), hilarious cliches where they hate people the other person dates (I love this. I just do. It's my bulletproof trope.), Irene is The Reason for Sherlock's Drug Thing, and my personal secret love, undercover ballroom dancing competition to fight crime. True Lies occurred at a very formative moment in my life and I am so not over the tango.
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From: [personal profile] inoru_no_hoshi Date: 2012-09-29 04:13 am (UTC)
Mannn, you make that sound awesome. Wonder if it is - or will be - available on Hulu...? *ponders checking*
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From: [personal profile] jcalanthe Date: 2012-09-30 06:19 am (UTC)
It's not on Hulu (no CBS shows are) but it's on cbs.com and tv.com. Totally worth watching I agree - I liked it far more than I expected to.
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From: [personal profile] lilacsigil Date: 2012-09-29 05:17 am (UTC)
Yes! All of this! I really enjoyed the dynamic between them. Honestly, it was only Lucy Liu's casting that got me to watch - I am very, very sick of male "crazy" genius and not-quite-as-competent babysitter/enabler - but this was entirely different and really very equal. Like the original ACD, Watson doesn't need Holmes the way Holmes needs Watson, but Watson has chosen to be there and that's fascinating in itself.
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My thoughts on strike/yaoi/strike Elementary

From: [personal profile] norabombay Date: 2012-09-29 05:42 am (UTC)
Things I liked:

Casting. Lucy Liu is awesome. Johnny Lee Miller has had my interest since Trainspotting and Hackers. Together, they totally fight crime.

Clothing: See the plaid flannel. Recognize it for the generational marker it is. His wardrobe is just classically don't give a fuck in so many ways. If the BBC Sherlock is always clothed in the "I am upperclass and rich" uniform of a custom suit, the Elementary Sherlock is clothed in the "I am upperclass and rich" uniform of not giving a fuck. The kind of astonishingly awful selection only owned by people without day jobs. He doesn't have to dress better.

Plus, it's appears his entire wardrobe will survive the use of public laundromats.

Sober Companion: It is something really only available to the wealthy- I first remember hearing about it when Matthew Perry had one. BUT it isn't a bad idea. The sober companion is a glorified baby sitter in some ways. However, if you are straight out of rehab and trying to reconfigure to a sober life at home? A glorified babysitter might be the help that you need.

Sober companions can't physically stop someone from scoring or using drugs. And they can't make someone do something they are unwilling to do. But just by existing they are a pretty powerful reminder to not use. And I would assume are also good at working on finding either things to do as a distraction, or help in keeping some social contacts away. If you ever watched Sober House, there were some of the techs who would effectively do that with the group, going places with them to help.

More cont

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Re: My thoughts on strike/yaoi/strike Elementary

From: [personal profile] norabombay Date: 2012-09-29 06:12 am (UTC)
Bees: The bees are fucking awesome. That is all. He has a massive beehive on the roof in the middle of the densest city in America. Also, it's been there long enough that there is a honey seepage, which damn. Plus, bees as one of the few remaining acceptible methods of self soothing.

Sex: I liked that the girl who might be a friend, or a pro, or a friend/pro picked up on craigslist. Whateves. It serves two story purposes, or three really: By having him clearly have some sort of "kinky" sex with a random woman, and be all 'well, yeah, totally but I'm bored and I wouldn't bother but it turns out my penis likes the attention' you get three things out of the way:

a. The entire asexual argument. Sex isn't his motivating factor in life, but he sometimes has it anyway. Getting this out of the way actually frees him from needing to date or find a romantic love interest. You can assume that if he feels the urge he goes, he hooks up with some one, and feels no need to mention it again.

Not that there is anything wrong with an asexual Sherlock, but in a modern context it raises a lot of questions, and puts the focus on that. BBC Sherlock made it a character focus point, at least in implication. In NYC or London in 2012, there are not that many 40 year old virgins. He's hot, he's rich, he likes drugs. Some fuckery is going down there.

b. He's not gay. This Sherlock Holmes appears to be willing to fuck girls. Which does not in anyway mean he can't be bisexual, but does resolve the question without needing to state it or repeat it. So audience, don't be surprised if he picks up a girl or two. Also, should they ever get to that point, feel free to ship with the female Watson.

c. Much like the clothing: This isn't BBC Sherlock. I love the BBC series, and that Sherlock is very much of the 'do not touch' persuasion. He's icy. This one is more tactile, like a bit of kicked puppy.

The ACD Sherlock very much had issues with women, and I am certain that Elementary Sherlock does to. This one isn't all that likely to get married to one either. It's just that in 2012, issues with women doesn't mean that he isn't interested in the random bout of no strings attached sex.

cont.
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Re: My thoughts on strike/yaoi/strike Elementary

From: [personal profile] norabombay Date: 2012-09-29 07:00 am (UTC)
Watson: I love Lucy Liu. Just need to say that again. She's clearly broken. She was the head of her class at med school, she was a surgeon, and she had a patient die due to something that was her fault.

What is sort of hinted about is family and ethnicity: She has parents, who are alive, around, and fairly well off. Certainly well off enough that she could move home if she wanted to. And she's asian. There is a whole layer of interesting social things they could and might do regarding the fact that she's now possibly the disappointment of a high achieving family. Ethnicity doesn't always apply- being the disappointment of a high achieving family happens across them, but in the context of such things as the "asian f", and "model minority" status, there might be a new story here.

Joan is a professional. She's interested, but she also has boundaries. Defined boundaries, and will not be drawn into these shennigans beyond her comfort zone. At one point in her life, she clearly had her shit super together. And now, not so much.

Boundaries: Another contrast to BBC. BBC Watson basically marries his Sherlock in 12 hours of knowing him, sealing the deal with a justifiable homicide. Joan Watson turned Sherlock into the police for destroying her car. Unlikely to murder some one for him until at least the second season. Boundaries are good.

Parents: Both Joan and Sherlock have them. Which isn't actually surprising for a pair of 40 year olds in 2012. Not something addressed in the ACD stories for all sorts of reasons. BBC has avoided mention beyond Mummy, and has Mycroft standing in loco parentis for basically everyone instead.

Deus ex Mycroftia: Something tells me that the solution to everything on Elementary isn't going to be "call my creepy CCTV obsessed brother to get it fixed". In a 22 episode season, this is only for the best. Otherwise you run the risk of them turning into Mycroft's angels, saving the world on call.

Also, the whole "i am the government" doesn't work as well in an American context. It really doesn't work with a UK Mycroft and a Sherlock in NYC.

Irene Adler: I hope she shows up, she is awesome, and she is not a dominatrix. The very fact that Sherlock has a visit from one in the first ep means that her profession is less likely to enthrall him.

Finally, as I have to go to bed, a fic prediction:

There were be so much sub Sherlock BDSM porn written about this series that you cannot possibly imagine. It's going to be a go to series for femdom stuff. And it's going to be full of crossovers in which every single dude ever ties Sherlock up and has his way with him.

(Or there will be a lot of Gregson/Holmes, ignoring 'hot hispanic cop/Holmes' entirely)

It's going to be so heavily weighted sub Sherlock that people will be begging for him as a dom. Expect honey to frequently feature.

Even better, you are going to see it hit the omegaverse stuff when it gets written. Which it will. I predict a 70/30 split of Omega!Sherlock to Alpha!Sherlock.



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From: [personal profile] ingridmatthews Date: 2012-09-29 01:10 pm (UTC)
\o/ And the "hell, it's not like I have anything better to do" is V.V. MUCH BOOKCANON BEGINNINGS. :D

I adored it and I adore this post.
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From: [personal profile] drunkoffthestars Date: 2012-09-29 09:24 pm (UTC)
re: watson's clothing. I am already obsessed with the color gray, knitwear, leggings, and oversized sweaters. She makes me want to find the chunkiest wooliest yarn I can and live in it forever.
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From: [personal profile] vicki_rae Date: 2012-09-30 09:10 am (UTC)
You convinced me so I popped over to Amazon and cool, the first episode is even free. Off to watch it.

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From: [personal profile] vicki_rae Date: 2012-09-30 10:53 am (UTC)
Loved it and you pretty much already said everything I'd say about the episode, so, yeah, me too. I'm also massively shipping them, and ignoring the producers comments about absolutely no chance of a romance.

Interesting how different two modern day series based on the same source material are, and yet are still are Sherlock-the-consulting-detective and Dr. Watson live together and solve crimes. I'm not going to have any problems at all enjoying both.

This really is the future. I read your comments in the middle of the night about a show I didn't intend to even sample and an hour later I'd finished watching the first episode.

I've been resisting Teen Wolf. I need to try Teen Wolf, don't I?

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From: [personal profile] hypertwink Date: 2012-10-07 03:40 am (UTC)
I hope that Moriarty is as interesting a casting choice that Lucy or Andrew Scott was (in BBCSherlock). And after BBC Irene, I welcome what spectacle she opens with. lol
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From: [identity profile] butterfly.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 05:26 am (UTC)
I agree with everything. All the things.

5.) I like how she walked out on Sherlock when he was a dick and meant it to be for good. Even though the audience knew it wasn't, Lucy played it without any sign of reluctance or regret. It put on the table she has limits, and when he passes them, done. For their relationship to go anywhere, he has to know exactly what she will and will not deal with, and she was eloquent in that. It also was a really interesting view into where her hot spots are; what he said was bad, yeah, but I think it was the surface accuracy, combined with the above anger thing, that set it over the top for her, combined with his attitude up until that point. He was trying to piss her off, that was obvious, and she had the common sense to realize that was no way to have a sober companion working relationship, much less have to live in the same goddamn house.

Yeah, I love that the show set up basically that, yes, this is a hard limit for Watson and if Holmes does not respect it, then she is done with him. I love that. Watson, in any incarnation, needs to have limits, needs to be able to say, "no further than this, Holmes". Because it's the sort of partnership that requires a lot of respect and trust and it has to exist on both sides.

Also, and I may be one of the very few, but I totally ship them like you have no idea. They embody all my favorite partnership tropes, and they already have the reluctant-admiration thing going on that they don't want to admit to, and they play off each other very, very well.

I totally ship them too.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 10:24 pm (UTC)
WE WILL SHIP THEM TOGETHER.

Yeah, I love that the show set up basically that, yes, this is a hard limit for Watson and if Holmes does not respect it, then she is done with him. I love that. Watson, in any incarnation, needs to have limits, needs to be able to say, "no further than this, Holmes". Because it's the sort of partnership that requires a lot of respect and trust and it has to exist on both sides.

Yes, this. This so much. I'm glad they got this out of the way now, and I want to see where they go with them so much.

From: [identity profile] welfycat.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 05:27 am (UTC)
So much yes!

I would love love love for them to hate the people the other person dates and undercover work would just kill me dead with joy.

I love that there is so much we don't know about their backstories and I think you're absolutely right that their self-directed anger brings them together so very well. One of my favorite moments is when Watson remarks that there's no mirrors in the house, that Sherlock can't even look at himself because of what he'll see, and I think that's something Watson feels on a similar level. I really enjoy that they're both in this place of misery, that there's not much worse for them to get, and that they're almost in a sink or swim situation together. And, that Watson finds she likes investigating on some level, beautiful.

I already started writing an AU after watching the pilot twice, because this has dumped a whole lot of feelings on me. I can only hope that the show remains as character focused as the pilot.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 10:26 pm (UTC)
I would love love love for them to hate the people the other person dates and undercover work would just kill me dead with joy.

Bulletproof trope. I LOVE THAT TROPE. I HOPE THEY ARE BOTH TOTAL ASSES TO THE OTHER'S SO. THAT IS ALWAYS AWESOME.

I love that there is so much we don't know about their backstories and I think you're absolutely right that their self-directed anger brings them together so very well. One of my favorite moments is when Watson remarks that there's no mirrors in the house, that Sherlock can't even look at himself because of what he'll see, and I think that's something Watson feels on a similar level.

I get the feeling she's a mirror for him as much as he is for her, which probably is also another reason both of them were combative with each other. Granted, Watson retreated into extreme professionalism whereas Holmes went for sarcasm, but it's the same thing.

I already started writing an AU after watching the pilot twice, because this has dumped a whole lot of feelings on me. I can only hope that the show remains as character focused as the pilot.

Dude. That's fast! Good luck!

From: [identity profile] eleveninches.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 11:19 am (UTC)
I really enjoyed it too. I found this Sherlock completely different from Cumberbatch's, in a really refreshing way -- like you said, this one has much more emotional awareness, and he was an asshole but then he apologised and he admitted he didn't know stuff. And I loved Lucy Liu's Watson, how she was just as smart as Sherlock and flat out didn't put up with his bullshit.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 10:28 pm (UTC)
Yes yes yes. They're so different there isn't a real comparison base, which I'm glad of, because they are two very different forms of Sherlock.

And I loved Lucy Liu's Watson, how she was just as smart as Sherlock and flat out didn't put up with his bullshit.

She played it perfectly. I wasn't sure where she would go, but she did it logically; she's a professional and acts professional when ti's about her work, and acts like a normal person when it's not. It's obvious, yes, but the way she snaps between them is fantastic.

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 01:31 pm (UTC)
Sherlock's kinky sex, with the possible implication he pays for it, pinged me as more a Mulder than a House behavior. I know that doesn't make sense. It should look the opposite, so I'll try to explain. Mulder watched porn and engaged in casual hookups; outside flirtation and serious relationships, House paid hookers. Yes. Still, I'm seeing this more as a Mulder thing I think because Sherlock, like Mulder, needs release. In terms of his sex life he's not into puerile rebellion ala House, at least I don't think so after watching one ep, but rather he just needs to get off in order to eliminate any distraction from work. I hope that's right. I hope his kinks continue to look matter-of-fact like Mulder's rather than flaunted like House's. The flaunting really turned me off to House as a character.

In those terms, I'd love to also see Watson engage in a lost weekend of sex with a complete stranger ala Scully in the ep "Never Again." That's the one in which she gets the ouroboros tattoo.

I see where this is going now. I miss Mulder and Scully, and I'm really really hoping to see something of their dynamic in Elementary. Bother.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 10:28 pm (UTC)
Hey babe!

You know, it's a valid comparison there. Thank you. I'm going ot be thinking about this the next ep.
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From: [personal profile] trobadora Date: 2012-09-29 02:43 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed it a lot, and I'm especially impressed by how unapologetically the pilot focuses on character rather than action. I hope they keep that up.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2012-09-29 10:29 pm (UTC)
Hell yes. Plot is there for characters, not the other way around. I loved that.

From: [identity profile] alwaysaddled.livejournal.com Date: 2012-10-01 04:04 am (UTC)
undercover ballroom dancing competition to fight crime absolutely needs to happen. ::nods::

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2012-10-01 04:35 am (UTC)
WOULDN'T THAT BE AMAZING?

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  • Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
    -- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
    LJ, 4/13/2006
  • Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
    -- deadlychameleon, on class
    LJ, 9/1/2007
  • If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
    -- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
    Twitter
  • I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
    -- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
    Twitter
    , 6/19/2019
  • Adding for Mastodon.
    -- Jenn, traceback
    Fosstodon
    , 11/6/2022

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