Sunday, June 17th, 2012 12:36 pm

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[livejournal.com profile] norabombay can testify this is actually true.

Every so often, I run pop quizzes on Child's fannish knowledge to check he's keeping up with his studies, which also doubles as hilarious entertainment for me (note to parents of young children: wikipedia will tell them it's not true that revolutionary science is allowing men now give birth and mpreg is real; if you use this, keep them away from Wikipedia. Child checks me now every time, dammit.)

In this vein, [livejournal.com profile] norabombay and I were chatting about mpreg and I turned to Child to ask him what he thought. Child stared at me for a few minutes, serious and baffled, then said that in his opinion the penis would be a more appropriate orifice and what we had against penis babies.

Owner of said penis did not flinch; I did. I think he won that one.

Still in love with my kid, in case that was in question here.

(This led to revolutionary thoughts on male pouch pregnancy with [livejournal.com profile] norabombay, so.)
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From: [personal profile] seekergeek Date: 2012-06-17 05:55 pm (UTC)
(This led to revolutionary thoughts on male pouch pregnancy with [livejournal.com profile] norabombay, so.)

Like Roo'verse by Tzzz, perhaps?
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From: [personal profile] libitina Date: 2012-06-17 06:18 pm (UTC)
That's fan loyalty. I thought of Alien Nation before I thought of fic.
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From: [personal profile] seekergeek Date: 2012-06-17 09:32 pm (UTC)
...I had forgotten about Alien Nation's pouch babies, actually. *facepalm*
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From: [personal profile] jelazakazone Date: 2012-06-17 06:35 pm (UTC)
resonant wrote an orginal fic with male pouch fic that was AWESOME many years ago. Not sure if you read it.
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From: [personal profile] synecdochic Date: 2012-06-17 11:40 pm (UTC)
I love that you have trolled your child so often that he now checks you on Wikipedia to make sure you aren't trolling him again.

I also can't wait until he's old enough to arrive on DW and start participating in fandom. Then we can all join in traumatizing him!
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From: [personal profile] niqaeli Date: 2012-06-18 06:20 am (UTC)
Personally, I love that she's trolled him so often that he has learned that the best response is to troll back.

From: [identity profile] whit-merule.livejournal.com Date: 2012-06-17 10:32 pm (UTC)
... Angels are secretly seahorses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHCqrrU-Gk)! It is the only obvious solution!

(Starts to breathe harder... changes colour rapidly... clings determinedly to furnishings... I think we can work with this! I want Castiel or Gabriel sneezing mid-labour and accidentally changing colour. *nods firmly*)

From: [identity profile] ranlynn.livejournal.com Date: 2012-06-18 02:53 am (UTC)
I think I've said this before but it's worth saying again. Your Child rocks.

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