Monday, November 30th, 2009 05:48 pm
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Child's essay for class for Thanksgiving.
...no, really. Just. Um. {} are my additions
What I Am Thankful For {by Child}
On thanksgiving I had said I was thankful for my loving mother. I was thankful for my three cousins {Niece, Niece Two, and Nephew}. But last I am thankful for my whole family and this glorious country of America.
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It was a cold Dec 7, 2012. In a post-apocalyptic world, dead bodies had lined the streets in black body bags. Cars were abandoned. I was in the middle of 100s of infected people with a bomb. But let me back up to when it all started. At midnight on January 1, 2012, a mass zombie outbreak had happened because a mutated meteor had hit the earth. The people in {unknown word} had died but kept walking to be {unknown word}
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Child: What do you think?
Me: So it's genetic, huh?
Child: *bemused*
He's gone to type and finish it.
So. Apparently, destroying the world in fiction is like, a gene or something. Or maybe it was too much Torchwood?
*bewildered*
ETA: Second draft is lingering lovingly on the details of the rotting corpses. I may never sleep again.
ETA 2: Holy God, he thinks he's writing a children's book.
...no, really. Just. Um. {} are my additions
What I Am Thankful For {by Child}
On thanksgiving I had said I was thankful for my loving mother. I was thankful for my three cousins {Niece, Niece Two, and Nephew}. But last I am thankful for my whole family and this glorious country of America.
It was a cold Dec 7, 2012. In a post-apocalyptic world, dead bodies had lined the streets in black body bags. Cars were abandoned. I was in the middle of 100s of infected people with a bomb. But let me back up to when it all started. At midnight on January 1, 2012, a mass zombie outbreak had happened because a mutated meteor had hit the earth. The people in {unknown word} had died but kept walking to be {unknown word}
****
Child: What do you think?
Me: So it's genetic, huh?
Child: *bemused*
He's gone to type and finish it.
So. Apparently, destroying the world in fiction is like, a gene or something. Or maybe it was too much Torchwood?
*bewildered*
ETA: Second draft is lingering lovingly on the details of the rotting corpses. I may never sleep again.
ETA 2: Holy God, he thinks he's writing a children's book.
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From:God bless him for not killing his mother. That I have to say that scares me badly.
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From:I'd say I'm worried for the future, but the kid's yours, so I know you'll set 'em straight!
OMG, I can't stop laughing.
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From:*stare at door blankly*
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From:HE IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT STEPHEN KING.
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From:He is unique.
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From:your kid is amazing
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From:I WAS WITH A BOMB.
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From:Why, yes, I work a customer-service job, why do you ask?
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From:(And didn't you have a fic or 12 that started the same way, Jenn?)
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From:A BLACK ONE THAT'S THE TOWER OF BARAD-DUR WITH THE EYE OF SAURON ON TOP.
Yeah. You know whose that was.
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From:(also, I am drawn in by that story. Not good! I don't like scary stories! Post more when he has it done, please!)
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From:Yes, I stopped writing with him on my lap after that.
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From:*laughs*
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From:By kids, for kids. That’s usually how it rolls. ;-)
Perhaps the next talk with him should be about what’s age appropriate?
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From:Actually, it sounds an awful lot like my Thanksgiving
[sobs quietly in a corner]
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From:So, did a parent ever give you the double-whammy curse ("may your children be just like you as a child"?, I'm thinking?
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From:Really. He sounds seriously cool.
~L
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