Child's essay for class for Thanksgiving.

...no, really. Just. Um. {} are my additions

What I Am Thankful For {by Child}

On thanksgiving I had said I was thankful for my loving mother. I was thankful for my three cousins {Niece, Niece Two, and Nephew}. But last I am thankful for my whole family and this glorious country of America.

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It was a cold Dec 7, 2012. In a post-apocalyptic world, dead bodies had lined the streets in black body bags. Cars were abandoned. I was in the middle of 100s of infected people with a bomb. But let me back up to when it all started. At midnight on January 1, 2012, a mass zombie outbreak had happened because a mutated meteor had hit the earth. The people in {unknown word} had died but kept walking to be {unknown word}

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Child: What do you think?
Me: So it's genetic, huh?
Child: *bemused*

He's gone to type and finish it.

So. Apparently, destroying the world in fiction is like, a gene or something. Or maybe it was too much Torchwood?

*bewildered*

ETA: Second draft is lingering lovingly on the details of the rotting corpses. I may never sleep again.

ETA 2: Holy God, he thinks he's writing a children's book.
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From: [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:52 pm (UTC)
You are such a good influence.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:54 pm (UTC)
It could be worse. *philosophical* Notice this is retrospective on Thanksgiving of 2012? I AM STILL ALIVE.

God bless him for not killing his mother. That I have to say that scares me badly.

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From: [identity profile] skatergurljb.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:52 pm (UTC)
LOL ZOMG. Aren't kids great??? LOL
I'd say I'm worried for the future, but the kid's yours, so I know you'll set 'em straight!
OMG, I can't stop laughing.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:55 pm (UTC)
And people wonder why I don't sleep well.

*stare at door blankly*

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From: [identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:53 pm (UTC)
*points and cackles*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:55 pm (UTC)
*hands* I CAN'T FIND GENETICS OKAY?

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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-30 11:57 pm (UTC)
I have to confess that I don't really understand the transition from Thanksgiving gratitude to zombie apocalypse, but who am I to really ask questions.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:03 am (UTC)
*hands* Like I understand ~artists~. I think it is a retrospective? Currently he's working on the detail of the dead bodies.

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From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:04 am (UTC)
That's really rather wonderful :)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:05 am (UTC)
I was pleased to see the use of "had lined".
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From: [identity profile] harborshore.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:06 am (UTC)
I am cackling, I'll have you know. And I've haven't even been around here for that long.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:07 am (UTC)
Somewhere in here I have his first fanfic, a remix of Nightmare on Elm Street. I should just give up and get him an AOOO account already.
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From: [personal profile] trobadora Date: 2009-12-01 12:08 am (UTC)
AWWWWW. Baby's first apocafic? :D

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:08 am (UTC)
Well, there was that Nightmare on Elm Street remix he did a few years ago. But that didnt' end the world, and I think he defeated the bad guys?

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From: [personal profile] kernezelda Date: 2009-12-01 12:10 am (UTC)
*dies*

HE IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT STEPHEN KING.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:11 am (UTC)
*curls up in tight ball* My life will never be the same.

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risha: Illustration for "Naptime" by Martha Wilson (Default)

From: [personal profile] risha Date: 2009-12-01 12:10 am (UTC)
I, for one, will welcome our new overlord once he gets around to taking over. (Wasn't he trying to create clones for a while, or am I misremembering?)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:12 am (UTC)
*resigned* Still is. Still have Unmentionable Holes in the backyard. Still steals cream of tartar powder from the kitchen for no discernible reason. I feel like I'm living in a novel but keep missing the clues that will explain the resolution.

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ariadne83: cropped from official schematics (scrunchy-face john)

From: [personal profile] ariadne83 Date: 2009-12-01 12:15 am (UTC)
*cries with laughter*

He is unique.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:21 am (UTC)
Yes. This word! I like it!
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From: [personal profile] arboretum Date: 2009-12-01 12:23 am (UTC)
dead

your kid is amazing

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:24 am (UTC)
This is why we had a special heart-to-heart on Who Not to Destroy When You Take Over the World.

From: [identity profile] eponymousanon.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:25 am (UTC)
When I grow up, I want a kid like your kid :D

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:50 am (UTC)
I could sell him? *hopeful* So someone else can pay his future therapy bills.

From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:35 am (UTC)
i love your kid so hard. the fact that he was bemused and then you were bewildered is probably the best part.

I WAS WITH A BOMB.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:50 am (UTC)
He's rocking the nuclear weapons, yo. He escalates.

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:39 am (UTC)
Sorry, giggling like a maniac here (no, seriously, as my partner who I just read this to). I thought Youngest was bad, but he's only killing off the Pokemon he doesn't like in the fic he's writing right now not, you know, most of the human population. This is so awesome!

From: [identity profile] lurkerlynne.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-03 06:34 am (UTC)
Mebbe he's just killing off the people he doesn't like? Because, let's face it, most of humanity is a waste of space.

Why, yes, I work a customer-service job, why do you ask?

From: [identity profile] hollyxu.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 12:41 am (UTC)
I actually would like to read the rest of it. He's off to a good start, certainly. ♥

(And didn't you have a fic or 12 that started the same way, Jenn?)

From: [identity profile] naughtyoldlady.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 01:25 am (UTC)
OMG...in 5th grade, son had to make a lighthouse out of clay. Well, it was the class assignment, he wasn't the only one making a lighthouse. So I show up at school and there's a big display case in the front hall with all the little lighthouses. A pink one. A green one. A blue one with flowers.

A BLACK ONE THAT'S THE TOWER OF BARAD-DUR WITH THE EYE OF SAURON ON TOP.

Yeah. You know whose that was.

From: [identity profile] eponymousanon.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 05:26 am (UTC)
Your son rocks. I wish I'd thought to make an Eye of Sauron lighthouse!!

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From: [identity profile] gem225.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 01:39 am (UTC)
Oh, honey. *hugs and loves you*

(also, I am drawn in by that story. Not good! I don't like scary stories! Post more when he has it done, please!)
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From: [personal profile] amalthia Date: 2009-12-01 01:48 am (UTC)
I like your kid! :) hehe that last ETA about killed me from the funny. :)

From: [identity profile] jujuberry136.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:07 am (UTC)
Your child is AWESOME. Thanks for sharing this important milestone, "Baby's first post-apocalyptic fanfic"

From: [identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:15 am (UTC)
Oh, man; that book would be a best-seller in the pre-teen set. OTOH, if he has one of those delicate newbie teachers with a good heart but little in the way of practical sense, you could find yourself plunked down in front of the school psychiatrist doing a set piece from The Addams Family.

From: [identity profile] fizzerbass.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:43 am (UTC)
Totally OT, but this reminds me of my son - at the tender age of four - dictating a story to his pre-school teacher about how Thomas the Tank Engine took a trip up Brokeback Mountain...

Yes, I stopped writing with him on my lap after that.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:49 am (UTC)
....that is the most awesome thing ever.

*laughs*

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From: [identity profile] clari-clyde.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:51 am (UTC)
ETA 2: Holy God, he thinks he's writing a children's book.

By kids, for kids. That’s usually how it rolls. ;-)

Perhaps the next talk with him should be about what’s age appropriate?

From: [identity profile] shinetheway.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 02:52 am (UTC)
[laughing hysterically]

Actually, it sounds an awful lot like my Thanksgiving

[sobs quietly in a corner]

From: [identity profile] ithiliana.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 03:09 am (UTC)
*falls down ded from snickering*

So, did a parent ever give you the double-whammy curse ("may your children be just like you as a child"?, I'm thinking?

From: [identity profile] ladyholder.livejournal.com Date: 2009-12-01 04:28 am (UTC)
:: Hugs :: I love your Child! I want one just like him.

Really. He sounds seriously cool.

~L
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