There are many reasons I refer to my sister's son's father as Future Serial Killer, because he's just that disturbing. At four this morning, he continued his adventures in Calling Obsessively For Hours Until I Try to Give Him Hives With My Mind.

So I've been awake since the ninth call, circa 4:30, and I totes tried to sleep and gave up at five-thirty. However, I entertained myself with various things and also decided I will not destroy worlds, because that would be wrong.

Instead, other things.

The Vampire Diaries - Damon Wants You to Watch



Okay, it is rare that a show manages to be better than the books, but strangely enough, they are. I read the first four when I was eighteen (and more's the pity that she added to the series after that) and so far I'm grooving the changes (especially Vicky, since her fate seriously sucked and let me tell you, this? Improvement). If you can make it through the first three eps, the fourth starts picking it up, and the sixth is awesome not least of which because Damon dances on the side of a balcony to "Enjoy the Silence" and frankly he's ungodly hot. I mean, don't even watch the show. Just watch episode six for the dancing. I'll send it to you.

Bonnie is seriously awesome - SHE LIGHTS FIRES WITH HER MIND. I really want her to be my BFF so I can help her find things to start on fire. I'm that kind of awesome friend.

I'm still thinking how I can write to the SV producers and show them Elena as an example of how to do a character with a tragic past right. There really isn't a character I don't like on this show. Well, Caroline, but you're not supposed to like her, and there's this pity thing going on? Anyway.

The Vampire Diaries! Yay! [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn and I spent part of one night mapping out the plot arc this season, since they seem to be keeping certain elements from the books, please let them keep this element, please.



Anyway, for those who are interested:

[livejournal.com profile] salvatoreslash - for all your Damon/Stefan incest needs. Did I mention they are both ungodly hot, Stefan is angsty, and Damon is amoral, fashion conscious, and bites people a lot?

[livejournal.com profile] tvdnewsletter - for all your The Vampire Diaries newsletter needs!

I don't want to say you should write this fandom so I have more fic to entertain me. But that's kind of my motivation here.

Fiction

So I added another four thousand words to Trek fic, and it's now--well, longer. I mean, I can see the end! But by the time I finish this no one will care, which is actually kind of motivating. That means I can skip spellcheck! Which hates me. Really.

Last check, my WIP list in Merlin, Star Trek, The Vampire Diaries, Due South, and Heroes is not getting shorter. There's a fair to good chance they will rise up and kill me in my sleep. I'm weirdly okay with that; it means I would get to sleep. And not be reorganizing my computer by the light of the stars.

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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 01:53 pm (UTC)
I was up until 2:45 reading that freaking soap fic. I--I was in the middle of a dream about said soap fic when I woke up cruelly this morning. Let me know if you figure out a way to fall asleep under your desk, 'cause that could come in handy today.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 06:33 pm (UTC)
I'm still trying. *bitter* WHY MUST PEOPLE BE NEARBY?

From: [identity profile] eranajz.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 01:56 pm (UTC)
It picks up? Really? I adore the books, but stopped with the show after the first episode. I was getting a whole 'Lana' vibe from Elena and I just couldn't stomach it... darn it, now I'm gonna have to give it another chance. :)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 05:17 am (UTC)
Seriously, Elena is really fun, and the show gets tons better by four. And I will say this--I would watch Elena BE Lana to get episode six. Though you have to see five to appreciate how deeply screwedup six is. *GLEE*
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From: [identity profile] transtempts.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 02:19 pm (UTC)
Your wip list looks a lot like mine...although mine goes: Merlin, Star Trek, Criminal Minds, The Vampire Diaries, True Blood..and I am SURE I am forgetting something...oh yes, Slings and Arrows. My list is eying me with deep burning resentment.

And I added more to the Bonnie/Damon fic in the last couple of days.

Also - he needs to NOT CALL that early. Can you turn the ringer off?
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From: [identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 02:21 pm (UTC)
Ok, that dude needs to not. Just... not. Cuz wtf? *hugs*

From: [identity profile] delle.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 02:50 pm (UTC)
can you report him to the police for harrassment? that's just not on.

From: [identity profile] jacquez.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 04:11 pm (UTC)
yarly.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:18 pm (UTC)
Yes, but it's complicated, since there's a custody agreement and he's--unstable. We're working on adding a court order he can only call during daylight hours or something.

From: [identity profile] clancy-s.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 03:45 am (UTC)
If you get to pick might I suggest you actually specify the hours: daylight can be a long time in summer.
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From: [personal profile] kernezelda Date: 2009-10-28 02:52 pm (UTC)
I will care, and I will note for spellchecking. *raises eyebrow*

Also, Damon Salvatore dancing to "Enjoy the Silence" can never be topped. Well, unless he's a pushy bottom.

Also the second - you have never finished watching Farscape so you can write fic for me. Hmph!

From: [identity profile] aynatonal.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 03:11 pm (UTC)
Speaking for myself, I CARE OMG!

From: [identity profile] illariy.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 03:14 pm (UTC)
*joins ranks of people who care*
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From: [identity profile] deadlychameleon.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 03:43 pm (UTC)
you're writing TREK FIC?!? Really? Awesome!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 05:17 am (UTC)
The sequel to the last one. And this one? Will not end. God.
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From: [personal profile] ravurian Date: 2009-10-28 04:09 pm (UTC)
Last check, my WIP list in Merlin, Star Trek, The Vampire Diaries, Due South, and Heroes is not getting shorter. There's a fair to good chance they will rise up and kill me in my sleep.

I hear that actually happened to Robert Jordan. That's the danger of creating a cast of thousands and then doing not very much with them over an extraordinarily long time. RIP, RJ. RIP.

From: [identity profile] jazzy-peaches.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 04:20 pm (UTC)
I totally care about your Trek fic. Carebears do not care as much as I care. :)

From: [identity profile] skatergurljb.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 05:03 pm (UTC)
LOL!

From: [identity profile] nu-breed.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 04:21 pm (UTC)
It pleases me to see more and more people pimping this show. And I agree with you, episode four is where it turned for me from slashy (possibly the slashiest EVER) eyecandy to a show with characters I really cared about, and which I am proud to be completely head-over-heels obsessed with.

As for the books? There is a scene in the first one that if they included it? I think I would die blissfully happy. UNF. They are both so hot it kills me.

Thanks so much for the comm pimpage, doll :)

I await more Damon/Stefan fic from you with glee.
THe show is better than the books! I said that to hubbie two weeks ago.

Yeessss... I started watching on epi 5. But yes, the story does pickup with 6, and good lord, the dancing. Yeeesss...lol
Yeah, I read the books for my neice (wanted to rec her some good books--she was a Twilight fan) because she challenged me to find her good teen vamp books for her to enjoy after I went on a 25 minute rant (no, seriously) on Christmas about how glittering vampires are really not vampires, they are disco balls, and who would want to revisit highschool for like 70 years?
Um, so.
Yes, so I recced her VD and Vamp Academy (Rose and Dimitri FTW!) as alternatives. Thank God she's a smart chic.

Thanks to SPN, and my manic need to see the very first second of that show, I am now a VD (holy... that looks like venereal disease...Jesus) fan. I typically (since The Buffy) don't watch vamp shows, but I'm really getting into this.
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From: [identity profile] civilbloodshed.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 05:22 pm (UTC)
If there's two things I love, it's Steve McQueen and Depeche Mode. And I couldn't get through the first two episodes, so please send it to me!

From: [identity profile] ladyholder.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:13 pm (UTC)
Does the FSK not know how to use a clock? Or is that outside of his abilities? And why is he calling you at that time of day? Ick. My sympathies.

As for the Vampire Diaries? I haven't read them & have been avoiding the show, but listening to this makes me wonder.... Keep pimping it, I might just get sucked in. Maybe.

Your WIP list is... Impressive. Was there ever an end to the FBI!John Sheppard fic where he is setting up Koyla & Rodney is desperately in love with him? Because if there was, I really, really wanna read it. Please?

For falling asleep under the desk & hiding it? Pull the chair forward enough so it looks like you tucked it neatly under the desk. Do not roll over and nudge it while you nap. Nor can you snore. Good luck at this.

~L

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:16 pm (UTC)
http://community.livejournal.com/salvatoreslash/13710.html

Tell me that is not totes hittable. And they are brothers.

From: [identity profile] ladyholder.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 10:16 pm (UTC)
Hnng! Oh, yeah. Totally yummy.

~L

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 05:20 am (UTC)
Seriously? Get to four and five makes six even more just--insanely awesome. And Damon manages to get hotter.

From: [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:35 pm (UTC)
THERE IS NO PART OF VAMPIRE DIARIES THAT IS NOT BRILLIANT. TRUEST OF FAX *_________*

...What element are you guys hoping will show up? :D?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:49 pm (UTC)
Katherine comes back.

*HOPEFUL*

From: [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:51 pm (UTC)
*________*

I want Katherine and Elena to have a threesome with Damon.

Or Stefan, actually.

Or both. I'm not really picky.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 07:54 pm (UTC)
I could work with that, though i have a serious yen for Damon/Bonnie so much.

Well, and Bonnie/Vickie. As she seriously needs someone to set her exes on fire.
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From: [personal profile] cyprinella Date: 2009-10-28 10:22 pm (UTC)
I support this idea and would pass out pamphlets.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 05:18 am (UTC)
*pets Vickie*

From: [identity profile] rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 09:44 pm (UTC)
The people who care about the Star Trek fic are legion.

And we don't care about spelling.

From: [identity profile] earis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 09:53 pm (UTC)
Vampire Diaries is awesome. Yes to everything you've said. The thing that I love so much is that I can't even pick a favorite character because they're all so shiny and new (Bonnie is the most awesomest though) and do absolutely ridiculous things.

Also, Katherine better come back and be absolutely crazy.

And the brothers should make out but, *points to icon* I've been saying those words for a while now and it never seems to have any effect.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 05:21 am (UTC)
I'd settle for biting, you know?

..oh man, we are in fandom where brothers can bite each other.

*breathes*

From: [identity profile] earis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-30 10:59 am (UTC)
we are in fandom where brothers can bite each other

*_______________*

And they probably have. I mean, TPTB can't show us every second of their lives together. I bet that Katherine was down with the 'cest. Probably got human!Damon and human!Stefan to have sex with each other and then erased their memories.

. . . I'm going to hell, aren't I?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-30 07:47 pm (UTC)
*whistles*

I totally was not thinking of that at all. (http://seperis.livejournal.com/766891.html#cutid2)

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 11:03 pm (UTC)
I saw the first ep of the Vampire Diaries and loved it. I mean, it's teen melodrama and vampires and has Ian Somerhalder (however we spell that, he's still ridiculously pretty). Unfortunately, they're not screening it until some unspecified later time... *pouts*

From: [identity profile] naughtyoldlady.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 11:16 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, you think no one cares about Trek fic? You are soooooo funny!!! =D

Seriously, turn off the phone ringer. Or take it off the hook. Or something. He should not be allowed to call you NINE TIMES in the middle of the night!

From: [identity profile] cjandre.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 11:22 pm (UTC)
I feel for you - my fan Fangirl (previously known as the Girl) wanted to get up early to read manga before school. She set her alarm for 5:30. It went off at 4:30.

GAH!

Mommy did not get back to sleep.

I haven't been able to wath vampire diaries - but I might get into it once we have a house again. with a TV that is mine.

:-)

*coming to you from the one bedroom basement apartment with three people, seven dogs, and two cats.

:-)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-30 07:48 pm (UTC)
*winces* *sends hugs*

Yeah, I can't sleep when something like that happens either.

From: [identity profile] jujuberry136.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-28 11:23 pm (UTC)
yay for more star trek fic :)

Quick question, which you don't have to answer if this strikes you as nagging: do you have any plans to add more to some of your outstanding SGA wips (Crimes Against Humanity, Rules of Attraction, etc)?

From: [identity profile] clancy-s.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 03:44 am (UTC)
I will still care about your trek fic, if it takes another 40 years.

I will notice teh spellyng (can't help myself) but not care about it so long as it pleases you.

*nods*

From: [identity profile] eponymousanon.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 05:07 am (UTC)
I... my pet peeve is spelling, so I will not lie and tell you it would not bother me. However!! It would totally not bother me at all to be your spellchecker (and, coincidentally, get a sneak peek at the shiny Trekness) :D

From: [identity profile] niccy07.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 12:38 pm (UTC)
Was it really good? I just caught bits of an episode today- and yes they are both very pretty. Was having flashes of threesomes between the two brothers and female lead too. Never read the books, but I was really dubious about the series considering it followed Twilight- a book that makes me want to send Stephanie Meyers to college to retake English. I realize LJ smith is much older-but I think Meyers has permanently damaged my view of the vampire genre.

Sorry about the odd writing, just slipping this in before I head to bead. Also, if you do decide to write fics for this fandom, I'd definitely read it. Considering your fanfiction got me to watch Merlin, I'd probably watch a few episodes just to know what the fic was about.

But please don't abandon your STxi fic! I'm really looking forward to the sequel.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 01:43 pm (UTC)
Really good? No? But after episode three--okay, someone else said this first, but it was like they were luring people in with Twilight-esqueness then slammed them over the head for fun after. So I have hope. Honestly, I did not want to watch it because of it being so different from the books, but I'm kind of hooked now.

From: [identity profile] niccy07.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-29 02:19 pm (UTC)
Oooh, it sounds interesting! I went ahead and read a couple of reviews about it and so far they've been good. I think I'll see if I can download some episodes on my next day off. Thanks.

From: [identity profile] eponymousanon.livejournal.com Date: 2009-10-30 05:41 am (UTC)
I like the idea of people being slammed over the head for fun because they like Twilight... I guess I'll have to check this out!

From: [identity profile] kkpixie.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-03 06:13 pm (UTC)
OMG, Vampire Diaries. I read those in middle school, and I thought they were OMGAWESOMESAUCE. I've been kind of hiding from any mention of the show, though.

...Your tease about ep 6 may have weakened my resistance somewhat...

From: [identity profile] grey-bard.livejournal.com Date: 2009-11-07 10:50 pm (UTC)
People will care, they really will. Are you kidding? Trek fandom is roaring along and the dvd is coming out soon, so...

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