seperis | yes, a diaper, i said it

All this week, I've been in a good mood. Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood. There's even been hair fixing and whatnot. I could say it was all due to Trek (and most of it was, seriously; Trek was first fandom and my earliest sci-fi memories. Oh my God, Abrams, I love you), but by yesterday, it was also because I honestly like screwing with my coworkers and they were getting really disturbed at the entire seems to care about personal appearance thing. A few would drop by, I'd smile, and they would scurry away. P kept checking me surreptitiously for Vulcan ears. I'd totally wear them if I had them, too.

In other words, my life was perfect.

However, I am being punished for rediscovering lip liner and floral prints; I cannot sleep tonight for some reason, even though I am exhausted. What I did do was spend an hour replotting the end of the damned Spock fic and then imaging out a complex story where Kirk goes to jail and Spock bails him out, because that's the kind of thing I find hilarious.

So then I said, well, okay, screw it, let's find something to read.

It's not that I didn't know the kink meme was around. I did! But so far, I've been reading using the careful and scientific study of how many people have tagged something in delicious. Well, I ran out of that and said, what the hell, be crazy.

Wow, was that a mistake.

Mostly because if I'd done that earlier, I could have discovered five million new horrifying things, or at least like, three, and all of them involve bodily functions, how they are named, and what they are used for. And what they should never be used for. I will say this: blood. And also, to the author, what were you thinking? Blood is sticky.

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.

I'm still in a good mood. But it's more edging toward what one might call 'manic'. I don't see how this can end well.

Jenn, I work on the sixth floor with FIVE balconies, do you hate me?

I read the story and boom. There it was. There it was.

I am just saying i do not hate you, so much as I hate everyone who didn't have to witness that.

The Spock fic will make up for your unconscionable attempts at murder through SGA adult diapers, though. This time.

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you.

OMFG, you SUCK. You SUCK SO HARD. Just for that I'm making you rewrite ALL your dialog.

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? Well, yes, telling you about it. But besides that?

I'M SUSPICIOUS OF YOU, OKAY???

(WHY was he in an adult diaper? Was it h/c or fetish fic??) SEE, NOW YOU MADE ME ASK YOU THIS!

*Grins* I'll email you the link today. At an unexpected time. So it will sneak up on you. You wont' know when it will come, but ooh, it will come. It will be there.

I did warn for manic, right?

I need that to be a traditional fic warning.

Rape, Death, MANIA!

(Seriously, who sits down and says to themselves, 'you know what would make SGA better? ADULT DIAPERS.' Who is this person?)

RAPE, DEATH, MANIA, DIAPERS!

Appropriate.

OH GOD I WENT TO THE BAD PLACE (only I don't really think it's that person but implying that it is is very, very funny to me)

Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood.
I am somehow deeply comforted to know I'm not the only person who does this.

I'm fairly sure I've read that McKay story, but I think I've seen infantilism kink with Sheppard too. I'm not easily traumatized. ;)

I adore you for your inner strength. *g*

While it isn't really my kink, I'm not squicked by infantilism or age play as such, unless it's combined with played incest with mock baby rape or something. After a decade in fandom a character merely getting off on wearing a diaper and being taken care of is fairly low on my lists of squicky and disturbing scenarios.

*g* Well, I don't feel as much disturbed as I have a hard time supressing a fit of helpless giggling caused by this particular mental image. I can't help but picture Rodney wearing a giant white diaper, sitting on the bed and holding an enourmous toy rattle while John innocently enters the room and is ambushed by this sight. Somehow the reaction I picture coming from John doesn't have much to do with feeling incredibly turned on by that sight. *snicker* Sorry, can't help it.

I think the underlying kink is actually not uncommon in fanfic, i.e. making one character totally dependent on the other for everything upt o and including bodily functions, putting one in the role of the caretaker while incapacitating the other etc., the problem is that rather than making the story create that scenario, like it does in extreme h/c, the characters themselves have that fantasy and play it. Which is then kink once-removed so to speak, and not only less intense but also harder to pull of without looking totally OOC and ridiculous. The same is true for kinks like slavefic and such, I think.

>>making one character totally dependent on the other for everything upt o and including bodily functions, putting one in the role of the caretaker while incapacitating the other etc.,<<

Sure. To various degrees this motif is a pretty widespread favorite of all three parts of fandom (gen, slash, het) but, as you said, in its manifestation as one character's kinky fantasy/play it comes across as very OOC - guess that's why I can't help but snicker about it. They say a good author can "sell" you anything but I seriously doubt I could buy that scenario when it comes to John and Rodney, no matter who wrote it.

>>The same is true for kinks like slavefic and such, I think.

Yes, I think you're right here. Everytime I stumble over a D/s or heavy bondage-fic with John as the submissive one/tied up one I have a hard time seeing and believing it because I can't help but think that John was probably already captured, subjugated and/or tied up too often in his life to find it particularly erotic. Somehow I think he would have more the "your game reminds me too much of my day job"-approach on it. *g*

Same goes for Rodney and pain. His aversion against pain is canonically so strong that I can't help but mentally hear him *complain* whenever I happen to stumble over a S/M fic that has him as the one with the masochistic tendencies. It's just very hard to buy for me, albeit not as impossible as the diaper-scenario. :-)

ladycat77 for infantilism. I cannot believe I am typing this, but--she sold me in a snippet. It was--wow. I think it worked because it wan't written kink as kink, per se, but something a darker, with more implications than flat out visuals.

Well, seems even ladycat77 won't be able to sell me on it. *g* Because LJ tells me her username is currently not registered. But since you've made me curious now, do you have a copy of said snippet or is it available elsewhere?

Wrong name, gah. But it was posted as part of a kink fest for SGA. I don't remember where it was.

Ah, 'course, a missing "7", I see. Thanks for the eye-opener. :-)

I hate you so much right now. Because I'm picturing him with one of those awful baby fur tattoos.

the pain.

o.0

I mean, WHAT?

If it's the one I'm thinking of, you totes ignored the DANGER WILL ROBINSON WARNING, didn't you? The one that said NC-40 AND MEANT IT. I'm over forty and I was still not big enough for that ride. *re-applies brain bleach*

Yeah, I did the same thing. I thought "Oh, I can handle anything, I wonder what's so bad about this..."

I was SO INCREDIBLY WRONG. *cries* I had just about put it out of my head and now this.

It's so sad. She *tried* to warn us, but did we listen? Nooooooo. *does another cycle of brain bleaching*

Ahaha, I did that too. WHAT WAS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN! *shudders*

as far as I am concerned the only fandom that is allowed to use blood for lubricant is Highlander. I mean, you can really physically fuck an Immortal up, right, without permanent damage, right, so that makes it less freaky.

To me. Anyway.

IAWTC!

When you have any variation, really, on wacky immortal funtimes, I'm okay with the blood-as-lube! Because it might be fucked up as hell but it's not permanent damage!

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.

*dies*

AHAHAHAH

i laugh at you because i learnt the kink meme lesson myself only just recently (thank you spn fandom).

have to say the rodney diaper thing is not the most brain bleech requiring thing i've seen in this fandom (because i'm obviously a nicer person than you i'm not going to mention details :P) but yeah thanks for that, its exactly the image i want while i'm trying to study.

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again.

Maybe, if I keep hitting my head against the wall I can make the bad pictures stop?

Blood as lubricant is old in the Spike/Angel section of Buffy fics. And that was my first foray into slash and I couldn't stop wondering the hell? Blood? Sticky and dries really really fast?

Diapers... that kink will never be kinky in a good way for me. Rather the section of weird kinks I don't get (bwuh?).

Okay, um, WHY was Rodney McKay wearing an adult diaper? Please tell me because he had contracted some debilitating Pegasus-Gallery-As-Contrived-Plot-Device disease that affected his bladder control. Please tell me it was NOT a kink thing, but for a valid medical reason. Please?

Hee, I hope it WAS a kink thing. Infantilism is not my kink, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling whenever I find a story that reminds me that fandom is just as pervy as the rest of the world.

For this reason alone, I love every kink meme.

... please excuse me while I go scrub my brain out. Is it normal for a kink meme to contain mostly the Disturbing Shit?

The

st_xi_kink is mostly staying on the tame side... err if you count a long of gender-bending, breath play, various dub-con/non-con of various flavors, as tame. Seriously, the meme even has gen fics popping up on it.

I count that as tame, yeah. Or close enough, considering.

>>Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. <<<

I can't help but think that John Sheppard wouldn't be able to stop laughing for an entire year if ambushed by that sight.

Or become impotent on the spot.

I think I've been spoiled by the Doctor Who kinkmeme, which does embrace the cracktastic and tends to produce some awesome things. (Of course, I don't read through the whole thing, just the pairings/kinks that catch my eye or get recced.)

Wow, you know, the Star Trek 2009 kink meme's got NOTHING like that. We're so vanilla you could slap us on top of a cone and give us to the kiddies.

*...LOVES HER THE ST KINK MEME! SO MUCH LOVE!*

I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again.

... would now be a good time to point out that, given the state of Rodney in "Shrine", he was almost certainly wearing a diaper in canon? :D We just never actually saw it, thank all that is holy. (And the scene in which he discovers this is a missing scene that SHOULD NEVER BE WRITTEN, I'm just sayin'.)

Don't jinx it!

Too late...

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again.
LINK PLZ? (I'm feeling extremely masochistic today.)

Huh? I don't remember seeing anything too disturbing about bodily functions in the Star Trek kink meme...

Oh, you were reading an SGA one. Ah.

(Try the Star Trek 2009 (http://delicious.com/st_xi_kink) one - it's a lot of fun (as long as you avoid the obviously hideous prompts).)

a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper

...

I hate you.

*cries*

Is it wrong that I'm mostly just snickering at the image of Rodney McKay in a diaper? It's funny, not traumatising! Well, for me. I suppose it might be traumatising for Rodney.

But I am the person who is in love with BME Zine's wiki for all the fascinating stupid human tricks. Did you know that some guys basically cut a hole in the middle of their dicks and they can then turn them inside out? It's freaking fascinating. Here, let me give you some visuals for that! And, I mean, that's far from the weirdest thing people do to their bodies.

...I think my pre-med may be showing again. Also, my years and years of hanging around in all the wrong corners of the internet. *g* About the only kink that disturbs me anymore is scat and that's because, really? There is no way to play with actual scat that's even remotely safe from a health perspective. Although I hear there are recipes for rather convincing substitutes and, well, your kink is not my kink but as long as everyone's consenting and playing resposnibly and I don't have to hear about it, whatever! (I really don't want to hear about it, though.)

I am disturbed by people doing it to themselves voluntarily. Or, you know, at all.

Sweetie,

there are some truly terrifying things out there in fanfic land. It's times like this that I'm glad I work in the basement.

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