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Thursday, March 12th, 2009 06:55 pm
shame is for those with taste
I think the four fine! five! most dangerous words you can think while writing are "Wouldn't it be funny if..."
I am not sure yet, but I think this is the first time I have used that phrase four separate times to justify plot points that I know for a fact are truly hideous on their own and I'm stacking the suckers together like some kind of insane layer cake of fail. And it's only eighteen pages so far.
At this point, it's almost a challenge. I mean, if I throw in mpreg and Merlin crying and cutting himself (maybe at the same time!), I'd argue this may be the greatest badfic ever written. I mean, I've always wanted to be the best, and I feel this kind of objective is worthy of achievement.
It's been a very long week. That's the only reason I can find that I am reading this and finding it awesomely hysterical and not, like, deleting it and pretending it doesn't exist. And people, I rarely like my own fic at this stage, so something is very wrong.
Tomorrow is Friday. Friday. Friday. Friday.
I am not sure yet, but I think this is the first time I have used that phrase four separate times to justify plot points that I know for a fact are truly hideous on their own and I'm stacking the suckers together like some kind of insane layer cake of fail. And it's only eighteen pages so far.
At this point, it's almost a challenge. I mean, if I throw in mpreg and Merlin crying and cutting himself (maybe at the same time!), I'd argue this may be the greatest badfic ever written. I mean, I've always wanted to be the best, and I feel this kind of objective is worthy of achievement.
It's been a very long week. That's the only reason I can find that I am reading this and finding it awesomely hysterical and not, like, deleting it and pretending it doesn't exist. And people, I rarely like my own fic at this stage, so something is very wrong.
Tomorrow is Friday. Friday. Friday. Friday.
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From:Alternately, I can try to write you cheerup fic snippets again. ;)
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From:It's still so depressing I can't stand to think about it any more. *twitches*
Apparently last night was a red-letter night for me and shame?
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From:Honestly, if you make any mention of "codpieces" and "his glans is sweating buckets of happy juice"... then I will personally bake you a batch of brownies AND cookies and deliver them.
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From:*twitches*
Though codpieces....
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From:*smile* Oh, is it?
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From:Prove it. Write it and send it to me for the BadFic contest. You DID SAY you always wanted to be the best...
ducks, flees
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From:[ducks and runs]
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From::-D
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From:Coudl have written more of it. Might be writing it right now.
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From:Like cutting himself to get the baby out? *encourages you shamelessly*
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From:...Ooo, or that could be where Merlin comes in. He makes with the magic jazz hands to cover Arthur in sparkles.
...OK, that did not come out like I meant it to.
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From:He'd also totally watch Merlin sleep.
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From:Your tears are magical, you know. Only YOUR TEARS can save Merlin's baby!
Which means that making you cry is totally a public service. :D
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From:*face in hands*
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From:Don't forget the MarySue figure who saves him at the last moment and shows him and Arthur the way to True Gay Love...then it will be the greatest badfic ever written. :P
Also, Friday is AWESOME!
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From:♥
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