In thematic celebration of my life as a germ incubator and wishing for less congestion now, kthx:

Merlin recs! Yes, you can see how I would very naturally go this direction.

Sick Leave by [livejournal.com profile] waldorph wins for Best Portrayal of Miserable Sickness and How It Should Be Dealt With Like, Ever. I do not envy Merlin at all whatsoever. Not even a little. Lucky bastard.

The Route to Advancement by [livejournal.com profile] magog_83 for Most Fun Use of a Sort Of OC and Bonus Drunken Merlin FTW, because this is adorable and I need to wallow in adorable like you have no idea.

Oh look! And here is more!

As If You Have a Choice by [livejournal.com profile] fadagaski, who wins for Most Freaking Adorable Balls of Light In the Literal And Non Metaphorical Sense Ever and Oh My God How Could This Be More Adorable Unless It Involved Yarn and Kittens Frolicking In the Background. Seriously. Usually my comfort fic involves mass murder. I am pleased to report today my comfort fic is actually, y'know, adorable.

Maybe it's the congestion? IDK. Stay tuned during my slow and inevitable decline. By Sunday, pretty sure my usual ficcish homicidal tendencies will return and Merlin will take like, Gaul in Arthur's name or something. Don't say you wouldn't like it. I like just thinking about it. And Iceland. Can't forget fucking Iceland. As I continue to ponder why the fuck would anyone conquer Iceland? I'm not saying it's not a great country and all, but strategically speaking, how does one look at a map (why would Iceland even be on the map?) and say, I know, Ireland, Wales, Gaul, Spain, ooh, Iceland! Let's get that one too! In tiny boats! We have enough geometry and astronomy to not get lost and find India! Not like we don't have interior plumbing or regular baths anymore, we can totally pull off that kind of trans-Atlantic trip for a country that is by Greenland that we dont' know exists yet!

I'm sorry, this just bothers me. Take that as you will.

From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 03:58 am (UTC)
Oh! Are you in need of cute and adorable? Run, do not walk, to Making the Most of Your Quarter-Life Crisis (http://community.livejournal.com/sv_slash/447792.html). Glee-fluff!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:04 am (UTC)
YES I NEED COMFORT FIC! *SNATCHES*

(Also, zombie fic the second FTW!)

From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 05:08 am (UTC)
I serve your zombie needs!

From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 03:59 am (UTC)
More to read! (http://community.livejournal.com/herostratic/tag/fic:+not%21fakebaby%21verse) More cracky than shmoopy, but cute crack? Crackily cute? Clex + Conner.
ext_2541: (king and sorcerer)

From: [identity profile] transtempts.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:03 am (UTC)
Well, Merlin might very well have felt something STRANGE from that part of the world, decided he DID NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL, and decided to just make sure nothing bad came at them from that direction. Sort of preemptively.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:04 am (UTC)
That's surprisingly logical.
ext_2541: (pendragon)

From: [identity profile] transtempts.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:05 am (UTC)
*nods* That's what I figure happens. *g* So, off they go.

From: [identity profile] shinetheway.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:12 am (UTC)
Awwwwww, those are adorable. [feels all warm and fuzzy]

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:18 am (UTC)
...wow, your icon is...

*blinking*

Wow, he's pretty.

From: [identity profile] shinetheway.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:20 am (UTC)
I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[swoons dreamily at icon]

And look at this one! I got them here (http://community.livejournal.com/gravityicons/6343.html#cutid1)

From: [identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 03:28 pm (UTC)
OOOOOH. Thank you for the link, Shine! I have been looking and looking for good Merlin icons. \o/!

From: [identity profile] shinetheway.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:06 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! And dude, *your* icon. [gazes] That's lovely. I really want an icon of the White Horse of Uffington (and maybe a tattoo, even--I adore the stylized look like that).

From: [identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:18 pm (UTC)
Whoo, thank you!

This icon is actually made from a photo of the tattoo I have on my back. It's huge, covers my whole shoulderblade, and it's black. But that's an unaltered photo of my tattoo, which I adore. So thank you twice!
ext_1718: (Colin woobie (Dr. Who))

From: [identity profile] beeej.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:16 am (UTC)
*rasp* Sick Leave. *cough weeze* That might be just what the doctor ordered. *sniff*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:18 am (UTC)
Totally. *coughing fit*
Oh God I want them to go try to take Gaul and then Arthur will run into, like, Fredegund (so the dates must be handwaved slightly, this is me not caring), and she will be all, "Let us depose my husband and needlessly torture a few other relatives/Parisian housewives/men of God and then we shall be wed. WED, I SAY. Are you not flattered? Because otherwise I shall have to shut your head in a trunk until you die," and Merlin will have to rescue him. With the gay. From Queen Fredegund. Whom I may or may not have a slight historical crush on. And then possibly they run all the way to Iceland, because that is where I would go if Fredegund were after my manlovin'.

Ahem. Anyway, thanks for the recs! Sorry you are ill. Also sorry if you haven't a fucking clue what I'm talking about, which is likely because it's sort of ridiculous.

I suppose this will serve as well as any other awkward, gushing introduction, so hello. I friended you for your Merlin fic, which is lovely. I am just now getting around to saying so because I am bad at doing things.
NOt random. That is why God invented wikipedia! And yes! And dear God. I remember vaguely her name on my Merovingian genealogies, but this history is completely new and exciting. *glee*

Also, welcome and hi!

From: [identity profile] dissident.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:23 am (UTC)
Oh, these are darling. BOYS.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:29 am (UTC)
They are, aren't they?

From: [identity profile] popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 04:53 am (UTC)
If I were Merlin I'd conquer it for the magic, not the people. It would be an enclave of people who couldn't have had a great deal of exposure to others. That kind of insularity, bitter conditions, and the elements of water and wind seem to lend themselves to magic deeply rooted in nature and centuries old. I would at least reach out to that as Merlin. For Arthur--who knows why he would want that -- maybe they were a threat?

Thanks for the recs! Off to read about kittens.

From: [identity profile] harriet-spy.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 01:22 am (UTC)
If I were Merlin I'd conquer it for the magic, not the people. It would be an enclave of people who couldn't have had a great deal of exposure to others. That kind of insularity, bitter conditions, and the elements of water and wind seem to lend themselves to magic deeply rooted in nature and centuries old. I would at least reach out to that as Merlin. For Arthur--who knows why he would want that -- maybe they were a threat?

Iceland was settled ca. 875, by settlers from Norway (and a few from Ireland and Scotland). There was no one there at the time (and only shaky evidence that there had ever been permanent residents, as opposed to random people transiting through). Iceland wasn't insular--its people were seafaring and it was customary for the ambitious to spend years abroad trading and fighting. Iceland also wasn't pagan for very long; it officially converted in the year 1000, although of course such official conversion hardly meant the end of all pagan practices.

Not sure what year the show claims to be set in, but Arthur is usually dated earlier than that.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 01:32 am (UTC)
I'ts not the dating. It's Geoffrey's original chronicles show Iceland as among Arthur's conquests, which is why I mull at the randomness of it being one of the conquered nations.

From: [identity profile] harriet-spy.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 01:49 am (UTC)
Since no one would live there for about 350 years after the date Geoffrey gives for Arthur's conquest, this would have to be characterized as "not actually history."

Anyway, Iceland is relatively easily accessible by sea from the British Isles (there are tales of travel back and forth, and one of the major figures of the Laexdala Saga is reputed to be of royal Irish descent). If you were assuming that Arthur ruled that whole area, and you didn't actually know any Icelandic history, Iceland would be a natural inclusion in his conquests. In Geoffrey's time, the Icelanders had a fairly good reputation as warriors, so of course you'd want Arthur to have beaten them.

But, still, no mystic insular people huddling over a deep magic. No people at all! There are stories that some Irish monks dwelt there for a time, if you were compelled to write a story I suppose I'd pin it to that.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 01:52 am (UTC)
Since no one would live there for about 350 years after the date Geoffrey gives for Arthur's conquest, this would have to be characterized as "not actually history."

I am shocked to hear this. You mean the chronicles weren't one hundred percent true? I need my smelling salts. *sighs*

From: [identity profile] harriet-spy.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 01:54 am (UTC)
Pssst, magic doesn't work, either. ;)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 01:59 am (UTC)
ALL LIES. You are making that up!

From: [identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 05:17 am (UTC)
and Merlin will take like, Gaul in Arthur's name or something. Don't say you wouldn't like it.
I WOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH THANK YOU *makes gimme hands*
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From: [identity profile] quickthorne.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-27 06:48 am (UTC)
I am in love with your icon!
Aw, thank you so much! People either don't get it or love it utterly. :D
ratcreature: Heh. RatCreature is amused. (heh.)

From: [personal profile] ratcreature Date: 2009-02-27 09:25 am (UTC)
I guess it might have been just cool to get to Iceland (or ot set out to get somewhere) just because they could? Kind of like space exploration. I actually wonder more about these tiny, tiny islands in the middle of nowhere in the Pacific that got settled first by people in canoes. At least iceland is large enough that it appears on maps.
kathyh: (Kathyh Merlin Arthur)

From: [personal profile] kathyh Date: 2009-02-27 10:06 am (UTC)
Just stalking your journal in search of fic so I thought I'd drop in and say sorry you're sick.

As I continue to ponder why the fuck would anyone conquer Iceland?

Maybe it was an early version of the Icelandic banking crisis and the Icelanders had run off with their money. Or Merlin went a little OTT with a magical wind and they ended up there by mistake when heading somewhere else. Or maybe they were attacked by really really early Icelandic Vikings. Once you start to think about it all sorts of crackish possibilities emerge *g*.

Hope you don't mind if I friend you as I'm starting to embarrass myself with my stalkerish tendencies.

From: [identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com Date: 2009-02-28 03:21 am (UTC)
I think they would conquer Iceland because the Vikings had tales of a mysterious land beyond it, where the forests grew into heaven and the fish filled the rivers, and the people were magic. They disappeared into the undergrowth and charmed the animals and all sorts of other things. When the Vikings tried to repair their longboats, it was all they could do to hold onto a little patch of ground, and they retreated, shaken. They were glad to reach Iceland, where they only stayed a few days to replenish their supplies before sailing back home to the east.

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