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Friday, January 23rd, 2009 10:36 pm
in advance, i'm so sorry.
Least traumatizing but most terrifying way of explaining female menstruation to a boy ever....
Place it in context of recombinant DNA to create a lizard/mammal hybrid artifically, since I just reduced complex genetics to the concept of zippers. I so fucking made up words you have no idea. Let us all thank God and wikipedia, yeah?
You all totally want to be me right now, don't you? Right up until he asked if he can have a gene sequencer for his birthday and create an artificial womb.
...you all get one day I'm going to mysteriously vanish and later there will be a clone army of lizard/mammals, right? Just, you know, I love you all and I promise I will leave a very firm note about being kind to my flist.
Place it in context of recombinant DNA to create a lizard/mammal hybrid artifically, since I just reduced complex genetics to the concept of zippers. I so fucking made up words you have no idea. Let us all thank God and wikipedia, yeah?
You all totally want to be me right now, don't you? Right up until he asked if he can have a gene sequencer for his birthday and create an artificial womb.
...you all get one day I'm going to mysteriously vanish and later there will be a clone army of lizard/mammals, right? Just, you know, I love you all and I promise I will leave a very firm note about being kind to my flist.
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From:Niece by the way is 11.
She tends to ask the interesting and difficult questions when we are all there and can freak out. Sneaky little monster.
~L
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From:(Plus this post was amusing, coming, as it did, right before a post about the Miles Vorkosigan series.)
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From:And speaking of sequencers, I need to measure my truck to see if the surplus sequencer the lab is getting will fit cause I think I've been roped into going to help pick it up.
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From:Instead? they grew up on a farm and, well... didn't get anything as cool as gene sequencers!! =D
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From:Me - Women have wombs that prepare to create life every month. If that life's not created, they have to get rid of it and build a new one.
Him - Wow. That's gotta suck.
My Partner - Yeah, but we don't have balls where people can kick them, so at least there's that.
She then went on to explain why we give women lots of chocolate (and only the good stuff) once a month for being willing to create life and, also, to stave off the hormones that make us want to kill men. He gave us a candy bar the next day.
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From:He'll just turn you into a nine-story tall iguana. :D
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From:::blinks:: They aren't zippers? The metaphase and anaphase of animal cell mitosis looks like zippers to me.
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From:laughs hysterically, I would love to hear more about that explanation too. I have to admit I'm fascinated to know how you got from menstruation to hybrids. Is happily puzzled, and also, what Miles Vorkosigan post? That could be interesting, grins, :D -SB
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