seperis | because every day is mockery day!

It's like watching a visual representation of either irony or an amazingly subtle and complex sense of humor. And you know, considering the source? Not leaning toward humor.

No, Really, Click Now, Kthx

Okay, this is going to be a little out there, but bear with me--anyone else kinda of maybe think something went really really wrong here?

If Moses is not headdesking himself into a celestial aneurysm, I will be surprised.

I saw this earlier and nearly fell off my chair.

It took me a second to recognize it wasn't a remake of The Ten Commandments.

That is so incredibly perfect, I don't know where to begin. Thanks for sharing it.

I admit I started officemates when I saw it.

Ahahahahahahaha! That's hysterical.

I'm so starting a new church. It will feature a Money Bull to worship and cupcakes. Because everyone loves money and cake.

I'm in if they are chocolate.

I was going to go with the more devout body and blood flavours, but the rest of the planning committee shot me down. So, sigh, chocolate it is.

I just noticed that your "Uncategorical" tag list includes multiple varieties of crazy. Why not this one, too? Or is it only fannish crazy that gets tagged as crazy? And isn't this "Bible Fandom, Ur Doin It Rong"?

I don't have that tag, do I? I need to consolidate my crazy tags, though.

*prays* Lord, don't hurt me - I did'nt know ... okay who am I kidding? Yeah I didn't know but even if I did, I wouldn't have been able to stop it or protest because my head would have been exploding. Like it is now.

If that is not the perfect definition of irony, I don't know what is.

Dear God, just smite us now. Don't wait.

I am seriously waiting for lightning or something.

...

I was going to say something about the worship of idols, the incredible amounts of irony and the bit about asking an omnipotent being to control a system that, in effect, relies on being unstable for wealth to be generated.

But really, the only thing that seems to say it properly is "Wow, biblical fail".

This.

Muahahahahahaha. Oh how freaking hilariously awesome is that.

It is bogglingly awesome. While I check the sky nervously.

Oh, fundies, how you amuse, when you're not trying to legislate away people's rights...

Just another classic example of reading from the Bible Buffet: "We pick and choose what we want to believe and disregard the rest".

God, isn't it the truth?

On a funny note after I saw this I was curious whether any Christian saints were associated with a bull as their symbol, and there is Saint Eustace (who is also one of the 14 Holy Helpers who were important saints in the middle ages, and he's the one to go for help when facing adversity or difficult situations which I guess applies), who is also a patron saint of *plumbers* in some places... (He's listed as plumber patron on German pages, but for some reason the English pages on saints never mention it.)

So considering that you Americans are all supposed to identify with "Joe the Plumber" now, I found that funny.

...I hate you so much.

Where is the smiting? WHY IS THERE NOT SMITING?

The smiting will be coming in the appropriate form of further stock market crashes?

This? Has been blowing my mind all day. Moses has undoubtedly flipped his shit and called in the Boss for some old skool smiting. Film at eleven. ;)

If I were Moses, this is Miller Time. Because really.

That's...wow. I don't even know what to say. I thought this was a joke at first, because...seriously? Wow.

Btw, I think I've commented in your journal before, but if not, hi!

Hi! Welcome!

I thought it was a macro until they linked to the actual article. I mean, did no one there have vague Charlton-Heston-related flashbacks?

I got this link last night from lj unrelated sources, and almost wonder if the fanatics in question didn't do it on purpose to mess with people's minds - like, are are we going to see this pop up on improv everywhere's website in a few days?

From the point of view of someone that isn't really Christian any more, I am seriously boggled. I mean, these are the people who say that they actually read the bible, right? I mean even I know most of the stories of the bible and that is a *big* one. As is, "Do this and be really freaking stupid". What a bunch of morons.

:: Shudder :: Smiting at eleven! Moron line up at aisle three!

~L

Oh. Wow. Not even really gonna need that handbasket are they?

I, wow. I can believe people are that stupid, but actually watching them reach those heights is just . . . stupefying. Wow. I don't even know where to begin.

0.o

(p.s. note INCREDIBLY APPROPRIATE ICON)

Oh my god, I am finding I actually have a sacrilege squick, and bible slash didn't do it, but this does.

*goes to headdesk herself into calm, again*

My Birmingham Bull icon!

I saw the pictures flashing all over my flist and went out to tell Entwife: more proof for our thesis that the Biblically inerrant tend to be Biblically illiterate (we teach in NE Texas and despite the huge amount of religiousity among our students, most know almost nothing of the Bible).

She asked if I was sure they were not modern day Mithraists!

See icon.

No, seriously. In 2008. Some people PRAYED in front of a GOLDEN CALF. WHAT IN THE HOLY EVERLIVING DAYLIGHT IS THAT.

While this is hysterical on so many levels, I do wonder if it's not an intentional prank by a performance art group. In Seattle, we have the Cacaphony Society, and that is precisely the sort of thing they would do.

Yep, that sorta stuff hurts my head reeeeaaaal bad.

Here, have an Onion =) http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/struggling_lower_class?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Very awesome. But really, do these people not know better? There's gonna be a smitin'!

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
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Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
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I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
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In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
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Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
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You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
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It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
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Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
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Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
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-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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