this looks deceptively fun, which makes me think it might be hard

So I finished up the hardest part of a project and am almost done, more or less, so I need a creative jump start. Gakked from cereta here:

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Things Bill Denbrough Remembers About His Childhood", or "Five Art Crawl Themes" or "Five Things Jessica Will Never, Ever Tell Seth"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun!

In cereta's words, fandoms that increase your odds of getting an answer.

Fandoms: Star Trek Voyager, X-Men Movieverse, Smallville, Queer as Folk, Dr.Who (9 and 10), Stargate:Atlantis, Due South, pretty much any movie or book I've mentioned, or any fic or series I wrote that you just want to see a quickie on.

You know, this is either going to be very fun or really surprisingly hard. I feel experimental.

(Child wants to build a backyard wind-powered house. I need something not-scary in my life.)

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[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Oo fun!

DS: Five Unorthodox Uses for a Stetson

DW: Five People the Ninth Doctor Enjoyed Getting Drunk With

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Argh! Okay, thinking.

1.) Water collection in the desert.

(Ray's seen Fraser in temperatures above seventy-five. He's guessing they're not testing that bit of trivia anytime soon.)

2.) Accidental collection plate.

(It's a long story, but it involves Mormon missionaries and a standard poodle. Fraser can't even talk about it without flushing. So Ray tells the story. A lot.)

3.) Scavenger hunt item.

(They were eighteen and wearing bikinis. Ray's only human and Fraser needs to just get over it. They brought it back. Eventually.)

4.) Birth place of small rodents.

(Fraser makes Ray watch the miracle of rat birth. Ray may never have sex again. Or ever regain the will to live.)

5.) Gag.

(Ray likes running his fingers over the teethmarks in the brim, just to see Fraser blush.)

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Oh, #2 must be fitting revenge for all the Inuit caribou stories...

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It totally is.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Five People the Ninth Doctor Enjoyed Getting Drunk With

1.) HP Lovecraft. Despite popular belief, the guy knew how to throw a party, though Clark Smith had been a little too friendly.

(Unfortunate note: Cthulhu's still pissed. Apparently the Doctor had told that story about Cthulhu's problems with geometry and his unfortunate skin condition, then boom, every time he goes to earth, blood sacrifices everywhere you look. And when The Call of Cthulhu was translated...well, the Doctor didn't like that galaxy anyway. Anyone who calls themselves Elder anything just needs to get over themselves.)

2.) Bacchus. Fantastic night. Can't remember a thing.

(The real problem came up when he realized that the piercing was welded on. Yeah, he's not living that down anytime soon. And there goes another time period he's not visiting every again.)

3.) Attila the Hun. Huge wedding. Pretty bride. Went downhill from there. Constantinople? Still standing.

(Total accident. Which is what happens when you mix up Dark Ages with Middle Ages. Humans--not so much with the creativity in naming.)

4.) Bruce Wayne

(And strike Gotham off the list of places to visit. Ever. Again. Don't ask. He'll never look at a bat the same way again. Or people named Alfred.)

5.) Joan of Arc

For the two hours before they took her, he stood in the presence of light. He's never told this story. He doesn't think he ever will.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

ROFL brilliant. All of them. (Especially #1.)

[seperis.livejournal.com]

He was totally taken off the Elder Gods Christmas Card list for that.