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Friday, August 8th, 2008 10:39 am
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Trailer for Cthulhu.
*conflicted*
On one hand, Lovecraft! On the other, Tori Spelling. On the third, some creepy moments. On the other, oh my God what the hell did you hybridize this into? On the fourth, Cthulhu.
*face buried in hands* It can't be as bad as the fishy people one on sci-fi channel that I had to watch, had to because it was Lovecraft even though it looked more like low-rent Texas Chainsaw Massacre without involving Texas or a chainsaw and did involve people with tentacles in a way that was not hentai and more's the pity. Because when you actively hope they're going that way for the sake of the plot, something is wrong.
...maybe it is a weird apple joke?
eleveninchesTrailer for Cthulhu.
*conflicted*
On one hand, Lovecraft! On the other, Tori Spelling. On the third, some creepy moments. On the other, oh my God what the hell did you hybridize this into? On the fourth, Cthulhu.
*face buried in hands* It can't be as bad as the fishy people one on sci-fi channel that I had to watch, had to because it was Lovecraft even though it looked more like low-rent Texas Chainsaw Massacre without involving Texas or a chainsaw and did involve people with tentacles in a way that was not hentai and more's the pity. Because when you actively hope they're going that way for the sake of the plot, something is wrong.
...maybe it is a weird apple joke?
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From:"Something is WRONG on the Scifi Network!"
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From:I say bring on the illogic and the bizarre additions and the Tori Spellings, make an excellent terrible movie, and save the good stuff for when they decide to do it right.
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From:Wow.
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From:DUDE! It's CTHULHU! I mean, it's on the west coast and I doubt the Necronomicon (much less Klaatu, Borata, Nicto) will be in it, but DUDE.
Maybe they'll sacrifice Tori Spelling. I mean, that's gotta be worth the price of admission right there, if they do.
And hell, gay sex. You know H.P. would approve.
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From:I may have to see it anyway. Oh god what.
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From:I do not think this will end well. Lovecraft doesn't seem to have luck in adaptation.
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From:It's still too early in the day for me, for now I'm imagining Tori S. in a tryst with Cthulhu.
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From:As awful as this is likely to be, I still think Cthulhu Mansion (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cthulhuman//) is the gold medal winner for worst movie inspired by Lovecraft.
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From:Though, I think that's dieting and bad nose jobs, not interbreeding with Deep Ones.
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From:Maybe intoxication would make it better?
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From:My mind is blown.
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From:On one hand, Lovecraft! On the other, Tori Spelling.
Those two should never be seen on the same line together *ever*
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