Thursday, May 8th, 2008 09:06 pm

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Unclean, unclean unclean and--okay, no. No. This is where my foot goes down. THERE ARE LINES PEOPLE. WE ARE NOT MEANT TO CROSS SOME LINES. MOST OF YOU READ SCI-FI/HORROR/FANTASY. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM STEPHEN KING? THERE ARE SOME THINGS MEN (AND FANGIRLS) ARE NEVER MEANT TO KNOW.

We do not write Rodney/Care Bear slash.

Wow. There is Rodney/Care Bear slash.

I need a spork. A SPORK I SAY.

That is all. This has been what will doubtless later be referred to as the "beginning of her decline". Interspersed with "if we had only known at the time" and "such a loss to the world". By which I mean, that had better be there.

ETA: WE DO NOT NEED TO PROVE THAT WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.
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From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 05:17 am (UTC)
*pats gently* Just think, we haven't even mentioned Love-A-Lot Bear yet...

From: [identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 01:05 pm (UTC)
Love-A-Lot was just a gimme. You know, though... Love-A-Lot could be the reason Rodney gets bearified.

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 04:42 pm (UTC)
I was thinking Love-A-Lot was the reason Rodney was forced into a farce of a marriage with Cheer Bear. Or, possibly, it takes a minimum of two people to get Love-A-Lot's glitter to go off.

I'm thinking Champ Bear for Ronon, what do you think? *picturing him hanging off the dreads*

From: [identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 05:32 pm (UTC)
Nononono! It should be epic! Iconic! Childhood Icons deserve epic and iconic and completely cliched (in a serious and tasteful way, of course).

Wish and Love-A-Lot could try to make Rodney feel better or John feel better or Grumpy feel better and Rodney gets turned into a Bear mostly accidentally.

OMG. Thought: If Rodney had a stargate on his belly, would that mean drones could shoot out of it? Or the event horizon? Or Dear Christ, both*?*

Champ Bear? *researches* Oh, him! Yeah, he'd be good.

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 05:44 pm (UTC)
I refuse to picture Rodney Bear coming drones. I also refuse to picture others trying to figure out how to make him do this.

Here, now you don't have to picture!

From: [identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 06:30 pm (UTC)
I AM GOING TO HELL AND IT IS YOU'RE FAULT! ATHEISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

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Re: Here, now you don't have to picture!

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 06:46 pm (UTC)
Add it to the list...

Also, hee! Dear Gods! And, also, hee!

Re: Here, now you don't have to picture!

From: [identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 07:06 pm (UTC)
But at least he's happy...

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