Thursday, May 8th, 2008 03:36 pm
in so many ways
I admit, I feel that fandom has enriched my life in ways that I don't have the necessary control of the thesaurus and its adjectives to properly express. Please insert a word that means awesome, but with the context of super-awesome.
However.
There are days that I think to myself (as one does), that maybe if I'd become a rabid scrapbooker, I wouldn't have a vocabulary now expanded by two words that I never really wanted. Ever.
typefucking
typevoring
I...yeah. Show me your Science Guy slash fanart and I do not pale. I laugh at Goofus/Gallant BDSM. I even get through Care Bear porn. I have seen hell, and it is nifty's ominsexual superhero porn with added kryptonite lactation and I did not cry.
(Yes, it's there. No, really. Kryptonite lactation. I mean--how could you see that coming?)
But I seriously, seriously did not need typevoring. I just didn't.
However.
There are days that I think to myself (as one does), that maybe if I'd become a rabid scrapbooker, I wouldn't have a vocabulary now expanded by two words that I never really wanted. Ever.
typefucking
typevoring
I...yeah. Show me your Science Guy slash fanart and I do not pale. I laugh at Goofus/Gallant BDSM. I even get through Care Bear porn. I have seen hell, and it is nifty's ominsexual superhero porn with added kryptonite lactation and I did not cry.
(Yes, it's there. No, really. Kryptonite lactation. I mean--how could you see that coming?)
But I seriously, seriously did not need typevoring. I just didn't.
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From:Horrible thought: Care Bear/SGA crossover/fusion... with porn...
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From:There is not enough brain bleach...
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From:*lies down*
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From:Might as well amuse myself now then...
Grumpy / Rodney anyone? :oP
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From:*trying actively not to figure out if John would have a little helicopter*
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From:"I am." HeloBear said distractedly, not thinking at all about how Astro's wormwhole glowed softly in the dim light. AstroBear did not seem like the belly rubbing type.
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I BLAME ALL OF YOU
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From:*preens*
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From:*cries a little*
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From:“Sheppard, what the hell are those?” Ronon demanded, drawing his gun.
Teyla stepped forward and urged him to lower it. “I am sure they are harmless,” she insisted.
“And kinda cute,” John added with a grin.
Rodney walked up to the small, fuzzy creature and knelt beside it. “They’re Care Bears. I don’t believe this! They’re fucking Care Bears!” he exclaimed. He turned to look at Sheppard and muttered, “Who knew Hasbro had a hold to the Pegasus Galaxy?”
Sheppard bit back an inappropriate laugh, trying to figure out the best way to greet their current hosts. McKay apparently did not have that problem as he reached over and rubbed a little circle right across the rainbow on the pink one’s stomach. “Aren’t you just too...” he started, but was cut off as shower of glitter came pouring out of the little design.
Once finished, the pink one collapsed to the ground, panting, “You are most welcome trade partners indeed!”
Rodney looked between the bear and his now glitter-covered hand in horror. “I think I just made Cheer Bear come,” he breathed. He looked up to Sheppard with wide eyes, face pale in horror.
John mirrored his look, shaking his head. When he found the words, all he could say was, “That is so not right.”
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From:*CACKLES SOME MORE*
*falls over*
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From:I agree with John...not right...but so funny...
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From:♥s
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From:It's...glittery.
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From:*makes funny squeaky noises!*
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From:*giggles madly in the corner in favorite orange hug-me coat*
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From:AHAHAHAHAHAHA. *hands you SGA fandom in a sparkly handbasket*
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