Thursday, May 8th, 2008 03:36 pm

in so many ways

I admit, I feel that fandom has enriched my life in ways that I don't have the necessary control of the thesaurus and its adjectives to properly express. Please insert a word that means awesome, but with the context of super-awesome.

However.

There are days that I think to myself (as one does), that maybe if I'd become a rabid scrapbooker, I wouldn't have a vocabulary now expanded by two words that I never really wanted. Ever.

typefucking
typevoring

I...yeah. Show me your Science Guy slash fanart and I do not pale. I laugh at Goofus/Gallant BDSM. I even get through Care Bear porn. I have seen hell, and it is nifty's ominsexual superhero porn with added kryptonite lactation and I did not cry.

(Yes, it's there. No, really. Kryptonite lactation. I mean--how could you see that coming?)

But I seriously, seriously did not need typevoring. I just didn't.

From: [identity profile] darsynia.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 08:54 pm (UTC)
it's actually... kind of captivating. *hides face* But hey, if there has to be carebear porn, at least it can be not bad!fic... right? *crickets*

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 08:58 pm (UTC)
Maybe not bad!fic, but I do think it's got to be crack!fic as a prerequisite, right?

Horrible thought: Care Bear/SGA crossover/fusion... with porn...

From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:05 pm (UTC)
Horrible thought: Care Bear/SGA crossover/fusion... with porn...

There is not enough brain bleach...

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:06 pm (UTC)
You realize now that Rule 34(f) just snapped into effect--you have mentioned it, and it either exists or it is being written as we speak.

*lies down*

From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:09 pm (UTC)
Ah shit...

Might as well amuse myself now then...

Grumpy / Rodney anyone? :oP

From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:09 pm (UTC)
*refuses to think of McKay with a little storm cloud on his tummy*

*trying actively not to figure out if John would have a little helicopter*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:16 pm (UTC)
AstroBear crossed his paws. "HeloBear! Would you take this seriously!"

"I am." HeloBear said distractedly, not thinking at all about how Astro's wormwhole glowed softly in the dim light. AstroBear did not seem like the belly rubbing type.


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I BLAME ALL OF YOU

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:20 pm (UTC)
So this is what a homicidal impulse feels like. *surprised*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:21 pm (UTC)
Oh come on! AstroBear/HeloBear OTP. DO NO DENY THEIR FUZZY BEAR LOVE!

*preens*

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From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:21 pm (UTC)
And there goes the last slither of childhood innocence...

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:22 pm (UTC)
I lost that somewhere between the My Little Pony BDSM and the Smurf/Gargomel fic.

*cries a little*

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From: [identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:28 pm (UTC)
Damnit! You beat me! This is what I came up with:

“Sheppard, what the hell are those?” Ronon demanded, drawing his gun.

Teyla stepped forward and urged him to lower it. “I am sure they are harmless,” she insisted.

“And kinda cute,” John added with a grin.

Rodney walked up to the small, fuzzy creature and knelt beside it. “They’re Care Bears. I don’t believe this! They’re fucking Care Bears!” he exclaimed. He turned to look at Sheppard and muttered, “Who knew Hasbro had a hold to the Pegasus Galaxy?”

Sheppard bit back an inappropriate laugh, trying to figure out the best way to greet their current hosts. McKay apparently did not have that problem as he reached over and rubbed a little circle right across the rainbow on the pink one’s stomach. “Aren’t you just too...” he started, but was cut off as shower of glitter came pouring out of the little design.

Once finished, the pink one collapsed to the ground, panting, “You are most welcome trade partners indeed!”

Rodney looked between the bear and his now glitter-covered hand in horror. “I think I just made Cheer Bear come,” he breathed. He looked up to Sheppard with wide eyes, face pale in horror.

John mirrored his look, shaking his head. When he found the words, all he could say was, “That is so not right.”

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:30 pm (UTC)
*wipes away tears* I think I love you.

*CACKLES SOME MORE*

*falls over*

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From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-08 09:34 pm (UTC)
LOLZ!

I agree with John...not right...but so funny...

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From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 01:23 am (UTC)
I want this in canon, now. :-D

♥s

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 01:49 am (UTC)
So this is what the end of the world looks like.

It's...glittery.

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From: [identity profile] amberlc.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 02:09 am (UTC)
You win at awesome and wrong. WIN! The glitter ... inspired.
burnishedvictory: (Crayons)

From: [personal profile] burnishedvictory Date: 2008-05-09 02:12 am (UTC)
I should not be laughing this much. Thank you. (Now I want a Care Bear icon. :)

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ext_2625: (Rose)

From: [identity profile] utterfrivolity.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 02:18 am (UTC)
omg you made me *choke*.

From: [identity profile] cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 02:18 am (UTC)
Why? Why would you do this? Is there some kind of secret "how to implement rule 34 in any situation" club? *cries*

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From: [identity profile] droolfangrrl.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 02:43 am (UTC)
bhahahahahahah


*makes funny squeaky noises!*
ext_1453: (FTW!)

From: [identity profile] elandrialore.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 03:18 am (UTC)
*dies*

From: [identity profile] trie-squid.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 03:46 am (UTC)
No words to describe how monumentally awesome you are!

*giggles madly in the corner in favorite orange hug-me coat*
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From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 09:34 am (UTC)
Rodney looked between the bear and his now glitter-covered hand in horror. “I think I just made Cheer Bear come,” he breathed. He looked up to Sheppard with wide eyes, face pale in horror.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. *hands you SGA fandom in a sparkly handbasket*

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From: [identity profile] meret.livejournal.com Date: 2008-05-09 05:33 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha!

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