seriously, I need decent subject lines here

Part A

maiyri deleted her livejournal.

I, for one, am completely and utterly shocked. Shocked, I say.

Context.

You know. I can't help but feel the entire thing is related to ff.net's new and improved ficsquad. Sadly, I am just not interested enough to follow it much further. Sad.

Part B

Dear svmadelyn,

You have totally given me your cold/flu/deathsickness. God I hate you. No, I do not want to discuss the colors. My throat hurts. There is tissue necessities. I feel vaguely nauseated. Yes, I understand that normally you cannot catch illness from someone online. This is not normally. This is you willing me to illness. I can feel it.

Part C

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!. I have done my duty to the universe. She is also chatspeaking on GuildWars and I no longer have any idea wtf her convos are saying. They do not have vowels.

Also, for those reading this who play; can you direct me to a forum/guild/place/area where she can get people over age fifteen? I'm getting nervous at the number of exclamation marks she's using and a week ago, she started muttering about locking people up below the age of eighteen. This is making me nervous.

Comments

[perspi.livejournal.com]

Your mother makes me LOL. :)

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It totally made my week!

[celli]

Mads got me sick too. *miserable*

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

She's kind of like the Plague that way.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

! Benedict!

We all know the True Story!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

She's trying to kill us. *helpless*

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!.
This makes me ridiculously happy :D

I have done my duty to the universe.
You have indeed.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[lydiabell.livejournal.com]

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!

My morning is made.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that was such a highlight of my week.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to deny it. I'm sure you've vexed me with something lately.

So, in summation: HA.

*brightly* Hey, maybe this is one of those things like a knife under the bed; you being sick will cut my pain in half!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

THAT IS CALLED A LIFEBOND AND NO WE DO NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

I am totally telling Celli to check under the bed for black candles. *sniffles*

*blows nose*

*HATES SO MUCH*

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

NOW YOU DENY OUR LIFEBOND?

LIKE CELLI WOULD NARC ON ME. I AM IN PROXIMITY; I GET MAXIMUM LOYALTY OUT OF FEAR. ME. MEEEEE.

[fyrdrakken]

Truly, I love these little notes about the ongoing corruption of your mother. It's brilliant.

[niqaeli]

So you know? Your mother is *awesome*. And it is truly hilarious to watch you watch her really get into the MMO thing. The outsider's perspective is really cool to get, as an as-it-were-insider.*g*

[hradzka.livejournal.com]

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!

...I am so happy right now.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

We both have it bookmarked at work for emergencies now.

And lets' face it, Dean Koontz. *twitch* Totally deserves.

[shrewreader.livejournal.com]

Re A: Golly gosh gee whilikers!! What'll happen -next,- ya think? Did the lurkers support her in E-mail?

B: *Wires you functional immune system*

C: *Falls off couch, lands on female cat, gets scratched, still can't stop laughing long enough to clean scratches*

Your mother is made of -win.-

[djinanna.livejournal.com]

Oh Seperis-Mom, FTW!!!