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Saturday, April 19th, 2008 03:33 am
it's because it's so late that i think this is the funniest thing ever
Okay, so. Sucky two weeks. And here's the thing. I keep staring at Word, and all that comes out is terrifying imaginary conversations between Joan Sheppard and John Sheppard after a strange wormhole incident involving Rodney's fear of Moby Dick. I'm torn, because I can't figure out which of them will finally admit that when Ronon came to Atlantis, that evaluation was their idea of very good porn.
...I can't see as a wholesome conversation. I have this sinking feeling they'd go to bars and drink competitively and talk about how much their fathers suck while the two Rodneys watch in horror and pretend that they're not buying them drinks in hopes they'll accidentally start making out. Preferably while wearing thigh holsters.
Joan will make a lot of bad Moby Dick jokes and John will think they are hilarious. It segues into earnest discussion on the pros and cons of anal and vaginal sex and two appalling hours while they compare and contast the Rodneys' technique. It all ends in hangovers and jumper races and that thing where they wont' talk but make a lot of facial expressions that are a language all their own and Sam might just kill herself sitting through that meeting.
Later, Ronon slips the Rodneys more alcohol for a last ditch effort on the making out in return for footage.
I know, I should sleep. You know. Eventually. Bit punchy today.
...I can't see as a wholesome conversation. I have this sinking feeling they'd go to bars and drink competitively and talk about how much their fathers suck while the two Rodneys watch in horror and pretend that they're not buying them drinks in hopes they'll accidentally start making out. Preferably while wearing thigh holsters.
Joan will make a lot of bad Moby Dick jokes and John will think they are hilarious. It segues into earnest discussion on the pros and cons of anal and vaginal sex and two appalling hours while they compare and contast the Rodneys' technique. It all ends in hangovers and jumper races and that thing where they wont' talk but make a lot of facial expressions that are a language all their own and Sam might just kill herself sitting through that meeting.
Later, Ronon slips the Rodneys more alcohol for a last ditch effort on the making out in return for footage.
I know, I should sleep. You know. Eventually. Bit punchy today.
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From:beautifully!
SGA Fandom has made the insane seem normal... *headdesk*
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From:... and I think I'll stop there. Seriously though, fandom would love you forever.
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yesss, yesss my precious
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From:It's so true; Nothing is hotter than two Sheppards jumper racing! Especially when there's added lame trash talking ("Your mama is so...oh, wait, she's my mama too").
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From:(Also, I think it would be *both* John's *and* Joan's idea of porn. Just sayin'.)
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From:2. People *should* fear Moby Dick; they should listen to Rodney - he is a genius.:)
3. *flailing* at hotness of Joan and John in same *Universe* let alone having the conversation above, all with Rodney commentary.
4. Write it, write it, write it *g*... Brains will implode all over the fandom, stuttering back and forth between *hot* and *omgfunny!*
5. I hope you get sleep. Sleep, I have discovered, is generally underrated. Sleep is worth almost anything.
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From:Pretty please?
*offers cookies and tea and soul of second born cat since he's more of a love-bug*
*makes big-anime-eyes at you*
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From:And if you really can't cope with it having "actually" happened (albeit in a fictional world, etc etc), you could always have it end up being a nightmare. Rodney's nightmare. Or, for variety, Sam's nightmare.
Wriiiiiite meeee..."
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