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....I am seriously going to snap and start singing showtunes--bad ones--any minute now.

*stare at folder of remaining tests* This so cannot be my life.

Okay, now. Request.

This fic. Before everyone twitches, this one is good and I need it like I need chocolate, but you know what, I can't get chocolate right now. So I want this.

Set during Rising, gen ( think?), vampire AU. No, this one was *good*. I don't remember much more than that other than a conversation between Sheppard and Weir. It's really really good and I really really need it. A lot. Please. Published pre-March 2007, probably 2006.

*points* I'll be over here. Staring at the tests. Not crying at all. Really.

ETA: My eternal adoration to

bratfarrar. REC REC REC Cry Havoc by

kitsune_tsuki. With vampire and werewolves and God, this is a universe I could lose a year in and never come out. For something so short, there's so much there.

I wish I could quote, but there's nothing that isn't quotable. I am going to quietly not go insane by thinking about all the ways this could have gone. As I test. Again. And not die.

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
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Cry Havoc, by

kitsune_tsuki?

Oh thank God yes.

*hugs and clutches*

Am I reading this story wrong or is John a werewolf in this one?

Reply. Think so. That's the part that I couldn't remember and was driving me nuts.

God, I *want* more of this one. *sad*

I *want* more of this one.

Me too. I stumbled across the story a couple of days ago in one of the weird, half-dazed three-hour trawls across lj, and when I saw the author's first comment about there probably being more to come, I was delighted. And then I went over their lj with a fine-toothed comb, and was bitterly disappointed. Bitterly.

Why is it always the bad stories that have eighty bazillion parts and never end? Why don't any of the good stories do that?

Well. I suppose there are a few. Why aren't there more?

Believe me, I know. I love this one. It's just--so much possibility. RIGHT THERE.

I see you found the vampires, so I thought I'd offer bad showtunes. Sadly, that's been one of my favorites since I saw the musical in 1987 or so, but it gets stuck in my head at horribly inappropriate times.

*giggles hysterically*

::clears throat::

"Come on babe, we're gonna paint the town
And All That Jazz..."

::knows many many many MANY showtunes::

Hi. I wanted to thank you for the rec and to say that while I'm not going to be writing more in this 'verse, other writers are welcome to do so if they'd like to. (I wrote myself into a corner with that one and could never figure out which direction I wanted to take with it. *facepalm*)

...would offering potential second born children be any kind of bribe? (I'm attached to my first born--we'd have to negotiate)

*sighs* Still, though. That one stayed with me. It's amazing for something so short.

*g* While tempting, I'm afraid I'm not terrific parenting material.

I could clean up some of the snippets I have and post those later? But, oh, they're kind of horrible and wretched. *shame*

Thank you so much! I loved the idea of it, but failed to follow-through, which still makes me sad. As I said, though, you're more than welcome to write in this 'verse if you ever feel like it. :)

Not what you were looking for, but still awesome:

Rodney's A Big Scary Vampire (http://garnet-words.livejournal.com/9682.html)

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