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Gakked from chicklet_girl:

MightyGodKing answers a "Nice Guy" Rant. By nice guy, we mean creepy. By MightyGodKing, we mean sexiest blog in western civilization.

From the blog:

Firstly, “douchebag” is one word, not two. So this Formerly Nice Guy lacks grammar and writing skills. No wonder he never gets laid. Doesn’t he know that chicks dig a dude with mad grammar skills? They are after me all the time to show me how I cleft a gerund, it makes them fucking swoon, it does.

In the words of chicklet_girl: I totes want to meet MGK so we can discuss gerunds. And by "discuss gerunds," I mean "fuck like banshees."

Hell. And yes.

Comments

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of technorati.

I measure my blog's readership very carefully because being able to cite accurate traffic statistics helps get me freelance writing jobs, as well as getting me other media exposure (like my recent appearance on CBC Radio and an upcoming appearance on CBC television). Yeah, the blog is fun, but I put in the additional work required to make it generate some money because, well, I like money, or at least I like having less debt generated by law school.

Really good idea. I know a few people who use their blogs to help generate income, but mostly through advertising. Accurate readership counts would be invaluable when looking for freelance work. And avoid flashing ads. I like.

The Livejournal is mostly just to read my friends' journals, considering that if I used it "officially" Livejournal would be legally required to kick me off again, so I was never here. :)

I'll guard the secret with my life. Or at least, until someone offers me money. Or a pony. A very nice pony. Something small that I can name George.

And thank you again for the compliments. Feel free to send naked pictures of self if so inclined.

*shocked* I'm a computer nerd. Aspiring, anyway. I could have tentacles or only speak in l33t. Or furry! Or never shave! Or anything. You take your life in your hands; at least, you take your potential viewing trauma. And really, goatse could appear at any time (and thank you encyclopedia dramatica for that truly historic moment in my life, really).

[niqaeli]

I originally read that as "encyclopedia traumatica". I kind of want that site, now.