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Work phones are still down. And I will seriously go crazy if I don't find something to do here. You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Wait....

thepouncer! COME HERE AND PLAY WITH ME. SNIPPET. SOMETHING. PLEASE. I AM CONTEMPLATING REARRANGING MY OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT THIS ONE I HAVE A CUBICLE AND THIS CANNOT END WELL. I WOULD NEED A SCREWDRIVER AND A DEEP SENSE OF BEING WRONGED.

....Hmm. All caps is very hard to read. Anyone ever notice that before?

*sniff*

Are you feeling shunned? WHEN YOU IGNORE ME FOR WEEKS?

I feel our relationship is getting off track.

IGNORE? I IGNORE? I'm sorry if I needed SLEEP. WE ARE NOT ALL INSOMNIAC VAMPIRES. I'm sorry if my removal of four teeth means my body requires LOTS OF NAPS. Also who doesn't ever comment in whose LJ hmm?

*raises nose*

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I feel that you are shunning our snippet relationship because last time you were bored I got you to write porn at work. *MIFFED*

I feel neglected and wronged, really. ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?????

Yes

Rodney

Jenn, because that is how people break up they get busy and then ONE OF THEM decides that the other isn't worth their time and the OTHER, THE POOR INNOCENT OTHER never gets IM'd or Emails OR Comments or ANYTHING.

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE ME TO FANFIC!RODNEY!

SHUN. SHUN YOU AND ALL YOUR PROGENY AND PETS AND AND OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS!

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You should definitely use the time to write at work. *Nods* *Hides obvious personal gain of enjoying fic*

If it makes you feel better, I just threatened to snap and take out my office. One coworker asked for advanced warning, one asked to set up the cameras, and one asked if he could get worker's comp for it.

*glum* I know the feeling.

On the other hand, this is the time of year our attorneys are sending presents, some even of the chocolate variety, which several people are placing on my desk and backing away slowly. Maybe I should wait until the chocolate runs out? Or should I keep up the threats to continue to get more?

*nibbles on chocolate covered pretzels while contemplating*

All my ideas involve a pre-Antarctica John Sheppard waiting around for a mission to come through! And he's intensely bored, but it wouldn't be so bad if the other guys in his squadron would just *stop bitching* because then he could at least take a nap.

Poor John. *pets him*

Mine all involve empathic storytellers or, er, rentboys.

it's depressing, really.

Drug-addicted rentboys?

Because there's no bad there! Really!

*butts in to shout*

OMG I second this!

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I should have medicated today

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You should take this time to write a fic with soul bonds. *nods sagely*

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I was called away from usual work to decorate the tea room for a potluck lunch I cannot attend. *eye-twitch* And word on the internet surfing at work. All I end up doing is emailing myself links to look over properly when I'm back on MY computer.

I vote for cubicle rearrangement. Put everything at 45 degree angles and insist it improves the feng shui.

The scary part is, I could probably do so and everyone would just nod and try to get away.

...this doesn't sound bad.

Something should go in upside down. Justify it by saying it empties the space of negative energy.

This means your colleagues are properly trained. Now is the time to start testing the limits! Experiment! Turn your desk, computer, and chair on their side and explain it's for your circulation.

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Crimes!Lorne doubtless experiences a deep sense of being wronged on a regular basis. You could channel that!

I was writing Lorne/Elizabeth for Crimes, but it's just so creepy.

Also, given that Elizabeth and Teyla were weirdly compatible, wouldn't Teyla totally try to kill Lorne for trying anything, which would anger John and subsequently trigger all out civil war among the psychopaths? Really, it might be better for Rodney to hand over Zelenka for Crimes!Liz to play with.

OMG UNLESS SHE WAS DICKING AROUND WITH LORNE TO DICK WITH JOHN!!!11!

Rodney will feed her ass to Zelenka and kill them both.

You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Given that new job is slow -- slow in the 'oh my god, other government employees get paid the same salary as me for doing this level of work' way that leaves me boggling on the inside -- I've had plenty of time to discreetly surf the net.

It's nowhere near as fun as it should be. Today, I'm concentrating on slowing down my typing speed as I enter data, hoping to drag the tasks out.

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. -- Unknown, on feedback
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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
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-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
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-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
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