Spoilery amused thought.



You know. After all of this.

If John were to snap, forbid anyone to leave Atlantis ever again, and somehow convince Atlatnis to raise the shield in a way that it never comes down?

This would not surprise me.

Imagine it--vast fields of hydroponic grain. The city extremely well explored. Everyone takes up competitive knitting. And Rodney and Teyla and Ronon....

Rodney: *looks at Teyla* We were wondering...

John: *reading Ancient newspaper. The headline reads "More People Die After Leaving Atlantis to Fight". This is not a good sign.* No.

Teyla: John. I understand that you worry that we will be taken by crazy drug addicts or assimiliated into the Replicator collective--

Rodney: Just for a day? To get some chocolate?

John: *thinks* No.

Teyla: Ronon, do you not wish to say anything?

Ronon: *reading over John's shoulder* I like it here.

Teyla and Rodney: *facepalm*

It's very tragic. Until Rodney figures out how to synthasize chocolate or something.

From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-10-06 05:10 am (UTC)
YES. I've felt so bad for John lately. I don't think he can take much more.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-10-06 05:11 am (UTC)
DID YOU NOTICE HIS HAIR? I was staring in foreboding, because that? Was depressed hair. All--flat and not fighting the confines of his scalp. Just lying there. All sad.

From: [identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com Date: 2007-10-06 05:37 am (UTC)
The day his hair is completely flat and won't stand up no matter what he does is the day he snaps and starts forbidding people to leave. Even after McKay swears there is hair product on this one planet, John won't let them go since in order to get the hair stuff they'd all have to have their brains sucked out or something.

From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2007-10-06 05:50 am (UTC)
THE HAIR WAS ALL EMO AND IT MADE ME SAD. In a way it makes me glad that Carter is taking over, because it will (hopefully) relieve him of some of the enormous HAIR-DEFEATING weight of responsibility toward everyone.

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