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Tuesday, May 6th, 2003 08:56 pm
svreview: accelerate, s2e21 (WAS what was this ep called again?)
Okay. I think I just watched the prequel to Lanning's Divergence. But of far, far lower quality. And far less interesting.
But.
There's no possible way to cover this one without a long yawn. So I won't even try.
Well. There were some bright spots.
I like evil children when they attack people I don't like. I cheer for them.
I like Lex. Period. So there's that.
It was nice to watch Lana almost drown. Depressing when she didn't. Lana, honey, remember my warning from last week? Check LJland. An AU has just been born. And many of us will really, really enjoy it. If someone will write it.
And week two of Everyone Loves Lana continues to make Smallville the most boring show in existence.
Clark continues to make me wish he'd just go evil and go away. I'm sorry, Clark. In fanfic, I like you. On the show, you make me want to have you forced to watch professional knitting shows for days on end. No commercial breaks. Then watch flies fuck. Because I can think of no punishment worse for you than that after making me watch CENTURIES (stuffed in an hour) of Lana and you being so boring that I actually had time to grow my OWN clone if I had the equipment.
But the plot, which no shock, turned out pretty damn cool.
Again, though--looked at lab, and first thought was, he's going to make a Karloff. He is *so* going to make a Karloff. Anyone else? Seriously, I was waiting for him to ask L'il Emily if she wanted a brother to play with. Because I can totally see this.
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rosenho or latxcvi or thamiris for more thorough commentary. I'll try some later after, I don't know, READING THE FANFIC THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE MAYBE?
*sighs*
I swear, I'll find positive points later. I will. I really, really will. After I've gotten back my will to live.
But.
There's no possible way to cover this one without a long yawn. So I won't even try.
Well. There were some bright spots.
I like evil children when they attack people I don't like. I cheer for them.
I like Lex. Period. So there's that.
It was nice to watch Lana almost drown. Depressing when she didn't. Lana, honey, remember my warning from last week? Check LJland. An AU has just been born. And many of us will really, really enjoy it. If someone will write it.
And week two of Everyone Loves Lana continues to make Smallville the most boring show in existence.
Clark continues to make me wish he'd just go evil and go away. I'm sorry, Clark. In fanfic, I like you. On the show, you make me want to have you forced to watch professional knitting shows for days on end. No commercial breaks. Then watch flies fuck. Because I can think of no punishment worse for you than that after making me watch CENTURIES (stuffed in an hour) of Lana and you being so boring that I actually had time to grow my OWN clone if I had the equipment.
But the plot, which no shock, turned out pretty damn cool.
Again, though--looked at lab, and first thought was, he's going to make a Karloff. He is *so* going to make a Karloff. Anyone else? Seriously, I was waiting for him to ask L'il Emily if she wanted a brother to play with. Because I can totally see this.
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rosenho or latxcvi or thamiris for more thorough commentary. I'll try some later after, I don't know, READING THE FANFIC THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE MAYBE?*sighs*
I swear, I'll find positive points later. I will. I really, really will. After I've gotten back my will to live.
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From:*imagines the fanfic*
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From:Oh yes. I agree 100%.
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From:*sighs sadly* If only they'd go after the slash more as well....
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From:the fact that it totally supports "The Sixth Hour" and makes me wanna write a sequel.
It's so sad when the by-the-numbers A-plot excites me more than anything else, i think. But I cannot help it. I went in expecting to get made canon fodder, and instead? Totally worked with me. I was so pleased.
(Dood, Emily and Judith together would have scared me muchly. Clones who impale people, next on Oprah! And inside my head? Lionel resurrected Level 3 and gave Daddy this project because of Judith)
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From:*waits* WEll, what are you waiting for?
jenn, very pushy
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From:I figured the kid was probably the ghost of some girl whose life Lana stole, however inadvertently, and lo and behold, she was.
I thought the clone was Lil' Lex at first.
Still don't like the sheriff. She's annoying.
Why is Clark so suspicious of Lex? Have I missed something in the show? Or are the writers simply writing him as half-hostile to increase tension? It's just annoying.
My first thought during Lana's tearfully pleading monologue on the bridge was, "Honey, I wouldn't trust you to save me from a hangnail."
And "Yay!" when Emily shoved her. And "Eh?" when the Lana mannequin just sort of lay there at the bottom of this fast-moving river.
Liked Lionel very much - "the specimen", "She belongs to LuthorCorp." Made me think of Clark in Koi's Mercy.
Did you expect for Emily to crack the bunny's neck? I did.
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From:Whew! I'm glad I'm not the only one!
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From:*snickers* Yep.
Why is Clark so suspicious of Lex? Have I missed something in the show? Or are the writers simply writing him as half-hostile to increase tension? It's just annoying.
Because it is Useful to the Plot. Screw it if it makes no character sense whatsoever.
And "Yay!" when Emily shoved her. And "Eh?" when the Lana mannequin just sort of lay there at the bottom of this fast-moving river.
Yes, what was UP with that one? People FLOAT. *shakes head*
Liked Lionel very much - "the specimen", "She belongs to LuthorCorp." Made me think of Clark in Koi's Mercy.
Yep. Totally.
Did you expect for Emily to crack the bunny's neck? I did.
Yes and double yes. She had that animal-killing-vibe. *Shviers* Poor bunnies.
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From:And someone needs to disabuse M&G of this idea that Lana is an interesting character. Like, now.
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From:*growls*
It's like Seven of Nine in Voyager ALL over again, except withotu the catsuit. Thank you God for no catsuit. *shivers*
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From:Except I laughed the laugh of the slightly insane when they went so far as to try to give life to the Clana by using the pilot's Clex meeting scene.
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From:Someone needs to explain to Clark that Lana would be better off with her parents. *g*
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From:Well, as LaT said--um, boys, are you TRYING to canonize the slash here? Because apparently, you, TOO, think it was pretty romantic. *grins*
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From: (Anonymous) Date: 2003-05-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(- reply to this
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From:Yeah, I know it's completely AU but at least I can thank the episode for the ideas, right? *g*
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From:*drifts off*
Right, right. Back. Mmm. Lex-harem....
*drifts off again*
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From:ROTFL!!
RE: the cloning. I want him to make a Lillian clone and then Lex meets her providing much delicious angst. *g*
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From:And yes, I can totally fantasize about that ALL day.
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