seperis | decompression

My hair is still pink, but everyone at work thinks it's cute. I honestly believe they are lying, but that's okay, because I am a whore for compliments. Lie to me.

Anyway, half-day tomorrow, deep breathing tonight, and a thing tomorrow night. And new pants. And possibly boots.

Anyway, days of hating the world. So much missed.

Recs

Some Like It White by

ranaeros. It's hot. God, it's hot. And it's *good*. Justin wants to know what the White Party would have been like. Brian obliges. Thoroughly.

*sighs* Yeah....

Risk by

josselin. In which Ethan tells Brian a secret. And Brian is odd. Per usual. You know, I promised

jainieg, on threat of horrible torture, not to poke fun at Ethan anymore.

This is me, not saying a thing.

Right here.

*whistles*

Places

Remix Redux II, the FPF version, organized by

musesfool. For those not familiar with the challenge, all is explained in the rules. Participation is fun. Sure, dead panic and whining to people in AIM, but fun!

julad talks about <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/julad/54566.html" TARGET='_Top">Brian</A> and makes sense. I'm probably a Brian apologist, by definition. She is not. I like. Yes, this was a totally random and useless post, but dammit, I feel better. During particularly long translations at work, read up on bioterrorism, just to brush up on my paranoia. Now know the symptoms of anthrax, smallpox, botulism, and bubonic plague. Nothing quite makes you look carefully at your skin like the possiblity of deadly lesions. And who knew there were so many *kinds*? Yes, I know, everyone but me. I really have to figure out less gruesome ways to entertain myself.

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

Nothing like skimming LJ to make Friends entries seem surpisingly random. I could have sworn I read: Nothing quite makes you look carefully at your skin like the possiblity of deadly lesbians.

The remix thing sounds fun and intimidating, so I might go sign up... *g*

*dies laughing* God, that's a funny image.....

Yes, sign up! Do it! It's fun! And stressful! But fun!

*pokes and prods*

Okay, you can stop poking me! I signed up. This'll be... fun.

So is there a protocol for how authors should respond when other people rec them? Do I say thanks? Do I pretend that instead of searching compulsively for where people might be talking about me, I'm so above you I barely deign to notice when they say my name? I've been wondering about this for a while.

I have *no* idea.

I am torn. I want to jump up and down and dance when I see a rec, but then I think, but will everyone think I am ego-shoppng LJ for my name? But they said they liked me! But then people will think I am arroagant--it's a circle of life, kind of, but more like a circle of weirdness.

*also torn*

Anyway, thanks. I'm glad you liked Risk. I was so excited to get to make Brian monogamous! :)

Brian doesn't need apologists. He'd laugh at you for trying, and then nail your boyfriend.

Just sayin'.

*grin*

If I had a boyfriend, I would happily share him. *g* As long as I was allowed to watch.

*mmmmmmmmmmmm*

I really have to figure out less gruesome ways to entertain myself.

I can help with this. I am at long last dubbing QAFUK (at this very moment), including a copy earmarked for you. So you should email me your address, or at least an address where you'd like it shipped to jcalanthe at yahoo dot com (or IM me if you prefer). Or you know, tell me you don't want it and I'll pimp it out to someone else. *g*

OMG YOU ARE NOT!

*WHEE*

*sending email NOW*

Mailed out today, 2nd day mail, So theoretically, you'll get it Tuesday. *g* I can't wait to hear what you think.

*mocks Ian on your behalf*

*grins*

*whistles innocently*

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