seperis | insta!rec - John and Sherlock Make a Baby

annelarimer, Sherlock (BBC) - okay, I just laughed so hard people have been leaning over the walls of my cubicle to see if I was okay. Also, I'm supposed to be working. Instead I'm reccing this:

Life often liked to remind John Watson that it had worse things on offer than the poke-able dead. Life thought it was being funny, John supposed. Life was, frankly, a bit of a wanker.

Sherlock had dragged him to a spot across the road from the grammar school in St Alban's Grove. "Look. Look. They're just wandering free at the play structure. It'll take five seconds," said Sherlock.

"No," said John Watson flatly. "And we're leaving."

"They've already got little uniforms on. They're obviously trained."

"No. We're leaving now. I know you're incapable understanding exactly how incredibly creepy this is, and that's okay, it's why you keep me around. But this is not a good idea." He took Sherlock's arm and led him back to the cab. It took a bit of force to get him inside. "I'm not getting another ASBO."

"But, John--"

"It's not a pet shop, you loon! They have parents. Probably."

Sherlock pressed his face against the taxi window as they were driven away. "Look at their little hats!"

It would be another three minutes before my supervisor was patting me on teh back while I choked into my desk and thanked God I set the screenlock. *waves* Have fun! READ NOW.

(Note: got Sherlock the computer yesterday, will discuss when I can do so without sounding really creepily obsessed with chipsets and NASs.)

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That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

I haven't even read this yet but already I can see that it's going to be THE BEST REC EVER\O/

OMG. That has to read when I'm at home and can cackle loudly. Just that quote was enough to make me snort with laughter (They come pre-trained! Sherlock ressing his nose against the window!).

Just--- whaaaaaat? *covers eyes*

No, seriously, read it. Not mpreg.

I *did* read it! That was my response after reading it!

Oh, SHERLOCK, you crazy-ass crazy crazypants!

I wanna talk about his past as a junkie. Why is everyone at work?

Thanks for sharing the link! Hilarious!

AAAAAAH! Funniest. Thing. Ever.

Seriously, one of the lines made me spit Darjeeling all over my keyboard. Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

HEE! My cats gave me a very odd look when I shrieked highly and loudly with laughter...

You are right. That's too funny! Thanks for the rec.

Donna

Utterly delightful. As much as I adore Americana, it was wonderful to read an English fic, if you know what I mean. Certainly left a smile on my face.

I WILL READ AND HAVE GREAT JOY.

...I'm still in the early honeymoon phase with Sherlock BBC fandom. I want to lay in bed with it all day and feed it grapes.

insta!rec - John and Sherlock Make a Baby

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