thinking positive aka recs!

Yeah, I need to cheer myself up. All AI, all Kradam.

Completed! Papa Don't Preach (title will never not be awesome) completed! Kradam mpreg, and possibly a crossover with The Exorcist? Or Children of the Corn near the end. You'll see what I mean.

Added to! Queenrider K'ris Dragonrider AU with two new sections! And thank God for this: new sections 3A and 3B and anyone but me want to kill the entire weyr for making K'ris sad? Yeah. Exactly.

Not Updated Because She Hates Us! Starstruck by akavertigo has not updated. Not bitter, and she can thank K'ris for that, being all cute and downtrodden and seriously, his dragon should eat everyone.

Not Updated But Will Be One Day Soon Maybe? Backwards, aka The Spanking Fic of My Heart, and as I didn't know I a.) liked spanking fic or b.) liked enough of them to have like, a rating system, yeah, this. It's not complete, but um, pretty sure what's there will work for you.

Complete! Proof of Life by moirariordan - Ummm. Read prompt? Did you? Yeah. It's even better than that.

Complete! Jet Plane from Places prompt on teamcockert, yeah, go read right now. There is no possible way this will not improve your day and like, maybe your life and faith in humanity and like, IDK, level of personal satisfaction with the universe.

So porn really does make everything better, right?

Comments

[scy]

I was thinking K'ris' dragon could maybe..eat the weyr? That sounds like a plan. Because, his fist will get sore if he punches everyone in the FACE as they deserve.

[boggit]

HAHAHAHAHA.

Poor Kayleth would get indigestion from some of those bastards, unfortunately.

I kind of want a Kradam Pern AU icon now.

[boggit]

...I had not seen the Jet Plane one.

Wow, that was really really really too hot to read at work.

O_O

You are so evil.

[aivilo-18.livejournal.com]

Not Updated Because She Hates Us! Starstruck by akavertigo

Seriously. Dibs on her liver. And maybe a knee cap.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

Ha! I haven't owned my liver since sophomore year--in high school!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I like this division!

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I totally thought Moira did the PDP.

Still not entirely convinced she didn't...

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I need to re-read for style to check that one.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past her.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

You are upset. I do not like this. Thus, it's time for a very important question: what's your favorite candy?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I'm writing Kradam porn in Statement'verse. Okay, to be fair, there's like, fifty thousand words of post-Statement fic with lots of porn.

*****

"Though if we're going to role play--"

Adam groans softly when Kris rocks his hips, slow and dirty, always a tease, even now.

"--let's go all the way, innocent virgin comes backstage at this hot rockstar's concert," Kris murmurs, lips hovering only inches above Adam's. "I could ask for an autograph. Or maybe I could be a groupie? I was sent to wait in your dressing room until the show is over, but I'd never done anything like this before, you know?" Kris catches his breath when Adam cups his ass, spreading his knees wider. "Scared to death, but so hard I came in my jeans the first time you touched me."

"You know," Adam starts, then forgets what he was going to say when Kris kisses him, a gossamer touch that lasts barely the length of a breath before Kris murmurs, "I'd want an autograph. You'd write your name on my back when you fuck me over the arm of the couch, so I'd remember what it felt like to have your cock in my ass every time I took off my shirt and looked in the mirror. You'd tell me to come back when it faded so you could put it there again."

"Maybe I wouldn't let you go home," Adam breathes, tilting his head back as Kris skims his lips up his throat. "Fuck you in my bed on the bus until you're too exhausted to move, much less leave. Keep you there until the city is miles behind us and when you wake up, fuck you until you don't care as long as I don't stop."

*****

Oh, you asked about candy? Right. Sorry! Chocolate, always.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

...fifty thousand words of post-Statement fic with lots of porn.

W-why would you tell me this?

[horrorparties.livejournal.com]

Okay, to be fair, there's like, fifty thousand words of post-Statement fic with lots of porn.

This sentence is so beautiful.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

So this, um, was supposed to be a random little drop of nonsense to tempt you into slightly lessh homicidal state. But then you went and murdered the thunder with Statement awesomeness and--and--

xXx

There was a raindow on the ceiling.

It was, in truth, a very cheery rainbow. Very...tasteful, yes. Mostly because it was composed entirely of Skittles.

Kris sighed.

There was a Gummi bear orgy on the nightstand, and licorice strangling the desk lamp. A fat harvest of jelly beans ripened in his closet. Lollipops had been stabbed through the complimentary soaps. Willy Wonka and the Cadburry rabbit were no doubt holding a knife fight in the tub.

And then, of course, there was the chocolate. There was chocolate in the drawers, there was chocolate Scotch taped between the window blinds, there were kisses in his spare sneakers and more of the same in his spare spare sneakers. (After the microwave incident in Chicago, he'd learned to stock up on backups.)

Kris opened the door and stuck his head out to frown at--lo and behold--a group with Excellent Reasons for Loitering in a Hotel Hallway. At eleven PM. Cam looked back at him, sheepish. Tommy looked--impish. LP was too smart to get caught anywhere, and Monte mostly looked resigned. And Adam...

Adam was wearing a name tag.

Carefully, Kris turned back. He grabbed his room key. He stepped out. He shut the door. He put the key in his pocket. He walked over to Adam. He read.

Hello! the tag said. My name is Gret--"Seriously?"

"The gift shop was out of gingerbread," Adam informed him. He grinned. "How's your luggage?"

xXx

"I think he's warming up to you," Cook said.

"Absolutely," Kris said and went back to scrubbing butterscotch off of his toothbrush.

xXx

[abh83.livejournal.com]

Hello... you probably don't know me but, my dear friend horrorparties has informed me that you are expanding on the Statement'verse. THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS I'VE HEARD IN AWHILE. As a resident of Austin, this fic is my favorite of all time. OF ALL TIME. If you need cheerleaders to encourage you through the writing process, we are available. Just wanted to put that out there.

That is all.

/creepy

[aivilo-18.livejournal.com]

::clearsthroat::

I LOVE YOU!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

[/megaphone]

[daemonicangel.livejournal.com]

purple links galore, nooo. i have nothing else to say now, so have one of my new favorite pictures of kris. may this can help cheer you up a tiny bit, too?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Awwwww~! LOVE~!

[(Anonymous)]

OMG the spanking fic. Dear lord even the comments are a turn on - how do you find these. Seriously I need a lie down after that.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

IKR? Wasn't even my kink. Now it is. Just. Guh.

[penrith1.livejournal.com]

Well shoot. I was so flustered I didn't realize I sent that last comment anon. Now I will go and lie down

[astolat]

:( :( :( :( :(

you are a bad person for posting all about WIPs and luring other people into reading them even though lingering heartbreak waits at the end.

*misery*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Some are done! And I'm pretty sure someone is holding akavertigo's kidneys hostage.

...she has like, a thousand wips!

Oh, Papa Don't Preach has a sexilogue, if you didn't see it.

*sends apologetic hugs*

[alikcin.livejournal.com]

Not mentioning Chosen or Steampunk!Kradam. Not mentioning at all. *hums innocently*

Have you read akavertigo's other (WIP) fics?

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

Seconding the rec for cathalin's Jet Plane, because I might have read it seventy billion times already. kasdjfasdf

Kradam fixes everything! ♥