Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 11:41 am

catapult!

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If this is not the one and only thing that could keep people sane in cubicles (other than randomized pen stealing), I have no idea what is.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] shrift for the link!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/

AIRGUN. CATAPULT. Y'all... NINJA ATTCK.

I could totally conquer my cubicle far and surrounding state offices with these.

*lusts for toys*
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From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 05:58 pm (UTC)
The thing that actually amuses me most is that the desk catapult is sold out *g* A new reign of geek terror has begun...

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:05 pm (UTC)
...I might have said I wanted to be emailed when more were available.

*winces* for purely aesthetic reasons?

From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:11 pm (UTC)
Yahuh. Aesthetic. Historical. *educational* even.

Er. me too?

*g*

From: [identity profile] dine.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 09:14 pm (UTC)
... I might have said something similar

From: [identity profile] miss-porcupine.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:13 pm (UTC)
I'm torn between the projectile weaponry and the laser tripwire. I've worked hard to turn my cubicle into a bunker -- camouflage, hobbit-sized entry -- but ammunition is in short supply since they've been trying to go paperless and cut off my steady inflow of paper clips and rubber bands.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:36 pm (UTC)
I wnat to move my one foot suit of armor into my cubicle and sit it right outside to discourage people coming by.

From: [identity profile] bathsweaver.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:15 pm (UTC)
I love how perfectly this fits in with your last rec.

Also, the ninja catapult rocks. Whee!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:36 pm (UTC)
I WANT SO MUCH.
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From: [identity profile] vickita.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:16 pm (UTC)
OMG, I could buy birthday presents for the Piper for *years* off of this page. Hee!

I want the marshmallow shooter for myself.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:36 pm (UTC)
It is an awesome page of joy there.

From: [identity profile] geeklite.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:44 pm (UTC)
It may be true that I actually have some of those ;) Also I have lightsabers.
risha: Illustration for "Naptime" by Martha Wilson (Here Be Dragons)

From: [personal profile] risha Date: 2007-01-03 08:42 pm (UTC)
The lightsaber is faboo, isn't it? I might, possibly, have given my husband one of those last year because I wanted to play with myself.

From: [identity profile] geeklite.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 08:48 pm (UTC)
It is! I bought the husband the Obi Wan and the Darth Vader Light Sabers for Christmas, and he loved them so much he ordered the Luke Skywalker one off ebay - and I'm home right now waiting for the UPS to deliver it ;)

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 06:47 pm (UTC)
My father seriously needs one of those.

From: [identity profile] devildoll.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 07:56 pm (UTC)
I gave [livejournal.com profile] musesfool one of the ninja launchers for Xmas. It was a hit.

From: [identity profile] ceteramisto.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 07:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you, now I know where to look to get my Dad's birthday and Father's day presents. (I might get the ninja catapult for myself because who wouldn't.)

From: [identity profile] dine.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 09:17 pm (UTC)
I totally want that catapult!

I'm also craving the marshmallow shooter - just imagine the rain of squishy once I get going)

From: [identity profile] quinn222.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-03 10:09 pm (UTC)
My very favourite web store. I have the worst time narrowing my orders down to something affordable.

From: [identity profile] roguewords.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-04 03:14 am (UTC)
Well, now I know where to start shopping for birthdays and christmases for half of my family. And all of my friends.

*grins*

From: [identity profile] lyl-devil.livejournal.com Date: 2007-01-09 05:57 pm (UTC)
When the catapult just doesn't do it. (http://www.engadget.com/2006/12/11/usb-airsoft-turret-mows-down-unsuspecting-office-mates/)

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