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Monday, April 10th, 2006 12:43 pm
you know, this is what i do when i have hit rock bottom boredom
Okay, now my official, hi new friendpeople! You have friended me. Frankly, I have no idea why. Unless it's because of Crimes Against Humanity, which I mean, it's a long, long orgy of bloodlust and death and sex and sometimes plot, so yeah, I get that. Yay us! God I love the internet.
But I feel I should introduce myself. I am jenn, seperis, or both. I have three rabbits. My son has a bearded dragon. These things are the drama of my life. Occasionally, I talk about work. Mostly, I talk about how bored I am. I'm bored a lot.
1.) My natural state is lazy and status quo. These are broken by brief, intense, and creepy periods of high activity, high energy, and sometimes, hysterics. My default answer to anything will be maybe. That acutally usually means no, unless you say "Would you write Sheppard killing a planet?" Then I'll say, yes.
2.) Occasionally, I'll be interesting. I try to avoid doing that too often; it feels like false advertising.
3.) Don't flame in my lj. Unless you have my permission, or the person you are flaming is really annoying and is not me. Or you know me so well that you know that number one up there will usually take over and I'll never get around to reprimanding you. I might whimper. It happens.
4.) I like coffee, chocolate, and cookies. And by like, i mean, obsesed with. I have an icon devoted to cookies. I mean, really.
5.) One day I will finally do the post Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From Fandom. These things include some creative Latin, body part names I never knew existed before, and an ability to know on sight in any given kitchen exactly what can and cannot be used for lube.
One day, I'll get over reading that fic about the self-lubing penis, but that won't be today.
But I feel I should introduce myself. I am jenn, seperis, or both. I have three rabbits. My son has a bearded dragon. These things are the drama of my life. Occasionally, I talk about work. Mostly, I talk about how bored I am. I'm bored a lot.
1.) My natural state is lazy and status quo. These are broken by brief, intense, and creepy periods of high activity, high energy, and sometimes, hysterics. My default answer to anything will be maybe. That acutally usually means no, unless you say "Would you write Sheppard killing a planet?" Then I'll say, yes.
2.) Occasionally, I'll be interesting. I try to avoid doing that too often; it feels like false advertising.
3.) Don't flame in my lj. Unless you have my permission, or the person you are flaming is really annoying and is not me. Or you know me so well that you know that number one up there will usually take over and I'll never get around to reprimanding you. I might whimper. It happens.
4.) I like coffee, chocolate, and cookies. And by like, i mean, obsesed with. I have an icon devoted to cookies. I mean, really.
5.) One day I will finally do the post Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From Fandom. These things include some creative Latin, body part names I never knew existed before, and an ability to know on sight in any given kitchen exactly what can and cannot be used for lube.
One day, I'll get over reading that fic about the self-lubing penis, but that won't be today.
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From:John and Rodney evil sexy bloodplay? Makes me squee with delight.
The image of a self-lubing penis? Squicks me so much.
Fandom is good for knowing yourself *g*.
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From:Oh, and your SV fanfic makes me...sad...happy...giggly...pensive (fill in emotion of your choice here--they all fit).
I'm not into SGA yet, but it's on my long-range "to do" list--after I get caught up with SV, West Wing, and a number of other shows where I'm a season or so behind.
And I notice we share another comm/support group/whatever-you-want-to-call-it. I'm a survivor of the battle of clinical depression...slowly coming out of the tunnel after years and years in the "dark night of the soul". I think the comm is aptly named *smile*.
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From:Sufficiently squicked but curious to an unhealthy degree. Thanks for that.
...body part names I never knew existed before
Yeah, at this point, I pretty much refer to any brown-eyed person as having "chocolatey orbs", which eventually just makes me really hungry and triggers a mad Cadbury-related obsession.
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From:::facilitates::
There's this one, in Smallville, with Alien!puberty!Clark (links to first part):
http://www.sabershadowkat.com/smallville/mouseadefinition.html
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From:Thanks a bunch! I love being seriously disturbed in the middle of a public library. It makes life worth living.
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From:Teachers pet rocks!
Crimes Against Humanity is so wrong that its right, it works on every level and I'm starting to think its what the show should have been!
You are amongst my fave authors in the SGA fandom, and i dont have that many, but your fics are always a must read.
Your LJ posts are hilarious and make me laugh, your mind and mine are similar...and thats quite a scary thought for all concerned!
Lexstar
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From:I seriously don't rememeber when I friended you, but it was somewhere in my QAF newbie days. I think it was the vampire!Brian story that did it. Or 'Stumble and Fall'. Or ice cube!sex. Good times. =))
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From:(And now, apparently, the possibility of Fairy King!John - which, btw, should totally be written, and also involve orgies and bloodlust)
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From:I'm just sinking my teeth into the Atlantis Project. That is, when I'm not melting into a puddle of goo over Pru's "Hindsight." Because I just started reading that one, and yea... it might take a while to pick myself up off the floor. Oh, and Landscape? I'm beyond thrilled you're still posting SV fic.
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From:oh right, and the fic. ::nods enthusiastically:: :)
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From:But amen to that!
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From:To tell you the truth, I love animals, but the rabbits, scare me(I found a picture of me as a toddler with my grandfather and his rabbit, so maybe it is a traumatic childhood experience). So basically I have decided you're a very brave person besides a great writer...
I just remembered I started a "Teacher's Pet" drawing like a month a go, which I should really finish and send your way as thanks for a great story.
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Fanart for "Teacher's Pet"
From:I hope you like it.
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From:I was cooking the other day and spilled a little cooking oil. As I went to clean it off my shirt I wondered how many clothes our guys ruined by using this as lube!
So, while I love your stories, basically I friended you awhile back because it is always nice to know I am not the only one who thinks about these things.
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From:I'm relatively new around here, and I'm here for the fic and the rabbits.
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From:I pass over the "self lubing penis" in hushed silence. What CAN I say?
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From:Its just all so neat. :)
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From:I might even take a crack at the Fairy King!John for the sheer joy of it. I've yet to write a true bit of crackfic. It's such silly idea. *grins evilly*
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From:A little lube will solve it!
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From:BUT... I am addicted to that kid!John story. And I make AWESOME cookies. And am willing to share. (And not below bribery and begging to get what I want)
This is a serious offer. Cookies for fic. Think about it. ;)
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From:Did I miss the part where John blows up a planet or have you not written that, yet? Because...that could totally be my newest kink. (in CAH he only blew up a _country_, right?)
Thanks so much for the wonderful ficcage!
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From:And... self lubing penis? *does not want to know* O_o
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From:okay, and because i pretty much like anything you've written up until now, and i didn't want to risk missing any new chapters of [insert wip of choice here]. and i love it when you start ranting about your job - it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy because it seems i'm not the only one who sometimes just wants to kill a random co-worker with the coffeemaker.
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From:...Does it look like there's any more Clark prostitution on the way?
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!! hooker!Clark !!
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