Thursday, December 15th, 2005 11:24 pm

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[livejournal.com profile] amireal is the most terrifying taskmaster in history.

Also, for the first time in history, I wrote porn at work. That is possibly the most terrifying thing ever. Andit's slow porn. And I stare at it sometimes and think, wow. This is the longest porn I have ever written. We'r talkingn double digits here, people. Even with editing....

*shocky*

From: [identity profile] blueraccoon.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 05:27 am (UTC)
amireal is the most terrifying taskmaster in history.

Yes. Yes she is. You don't know the meaning of the word until you're online at 2am and she's poking you going "fic?" and you end up writing three and a half stories that are gigantic and huge and scary and in fandoms you've NEVER EVER WRITTEN BEFORE...

two of which i still have to edit. but still! it's all her fault!
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From: [personal profile] zoerayne Date: 2005-12-16 05:35 am (UTC)
This is the longest porn I have ever written. We'r talkingn double digits here, people. Even with editing....

So where is it? *taps foot impatiently*

You, young lady, are a tease.

*g*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 05:41 am (UTC)
It sprung a plot.

*tries to staunch the tide*

*fails*

Ah well. At this rate? Well. At this rate it'll be long.
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From: [personal profile] zoerayne Date: 2005-12-16 05:43 am (UTC)
At this rate it'll be long.

*pauses a moment to think about that*
*smiles blissfully*

I think I can live with that. Whatever it is you've been doing to her? Keep doing it. *g*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 05:46 am (UTC)
Except apparently I am terrifying and mean.

*sad face*

All I want is to write fic. That's ALL!

Also, now imagine what it's like when I write on my OWN!
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From: [personal profile] zoerayne Date: 2005-12-16 05:49 am (UTC)
I don't think you're terrifying and mean at all. And you're welcome to write fic with me anyday. (Um. After I'm past the yuletide and 3-ships deadlines, that is. Because right now: o.O)

From: [identity profile] claire.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 05:54 am (UTC)
Hee! Yay for ami, then ;)

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:06 am (UTC)
I'm not terrifying.

I just use pretty shiny things to luuuure you in.

From: [identity profile] blueraccoon.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:12 am (UTC)
liar.

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:15 am (UTC)
Hey! You bugged me too!

"Ami, I'm booooored, Ami fic?"

And you went willingly!

From: [identity profile] blueraccoon.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:27 am (UTC)
yes, but had I know what I was getting into...

and then it became "murrfic? murrfic? murrboooooored."

me: "This is a good stopping place..."
ami: "no! we have this and this and this and this to write!"
me: "..okay."
30K words later...
ami: "Now sequel!"
me: *gulp*

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:28 am (UTC)
If I recall correctly, YOU brough the sequel up first. And then cried.

From: [identity profile] blueraccoon.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:30 am (UTC)
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. *innocent look*

also, speaking of fic, while I attempt to work on beta...are we ever going to finish triage?

From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 06:33 am (UTC)
Dude, you write 12 pages of porn and suddenly it's scary. Yeesh.

From: [identity profile] luthien.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 07:06 am (UTC)
It's scary when the sex scene gets into double digits, yeah. But good for those who eventually get to read it. ;-)

*goes back to trying to finish writing own sex scene before it reaches 9,000 words*

From: [identity profile] anneliese.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 08:33 am (UTC)
slow porn! i want.

From: [identity profile] inthekeyofd.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-16 02:45 pm (UTC)
I have to do everything at work..and that may be the reason my smut muse seems to have gone on vacation.

And, uhm, okay, what you wrote..posting soon???

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