[livejournal.com profile] cjandre: If you could have any kind of fic from me what would kind would you ask for right now?
Jenn: Bondage.
CJ: hee!
Jenn: Kinky.
Jenn: Possibly bloodplay.
Jenn: SGA of course.
Jenn: Knives are involved.
Jenn: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
CJ: First time? or Est. Relationship?
Jenn: *looks at list*
Jenn: mmmm, first time.
CJ: Mmmm
CJ: Any cliches?
Jenn: Dirty. Muddy.
CJ: Fuck or die is always good for blood play
Jenn: maybe injuries non sex related.
CJ: dirty muddy and blood?
Jenn: Oh, I like that.
Jenn: it's all good
Jenn: *sighs*
CJ: you want them to die of secondary infections don't you?
Jenn: It's very *clean* mud.
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From: [personal profile] bluemeridian Date: 2005-12-01 04:12 am (UTC)
cjandre: If you could have any kind of fic from me what would kind would you ask for right now?
Jenn: Bondage.


*perks up and pays attention*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:12 am (UTC)
When CJ asks something like that, it is the ultimate way to get my attention.

From: [identity profile] thecaelum.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:20 am (UTC)
CJ: you want them to die of secondary infections don't you?
Jenn: It's very *clean* mud.


*dies* So... a manly fight in a day spa?

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:25 am (UTC)
Don't make me take a cucumber--wait, wrong weapon. A *nail buffer* to you.

Mmm. Dayspa sex. Also fun.

From: [identity profile] thecaelum.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:26 am (UTC)
Also, you are evil and have given me ideas, damn you!
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From: [identity profile] deadlychameleon.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:30 am (UTC)
Put down the vegetables and no one gets hurt!

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:36 am (UTC)
*jabs with nail buffer* Just *try* to stop me! I am bringing fine skin care to poor abused characters!

From: [identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:41 am (UTC)
Poor Rodney, if he's at all like me, will then have hideous allergic reactions to stuff in those fine skin care products -- especially the dread "natural" ones, all full of lemons and sandalwood and lanolin and stuff.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:49 am (UTC)
For him, the dayspa will be nice and hypoallergenic. With mud. Lots and lots of mud.

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 02:10 pm (UTC)
If Rodney's honest with himself, he finds this disturbing. Any sane man, any man with the slightest respect for hygiene and secondary infections, would be in the infirmary by now, getting Beckett to clean off the mud and wipe the grazes with iodine.

Instead, Sheppard's got him pinned to the wall, tongue shoved halfway down Rodney's throat, and completely ignoring the way that twenty minutes ago, he was tumbling head over heels down a hill, in the rain. The BDU's are covered in mud. There's grit and sand smeared across John's skin, under John's nails. There's even leaves and bits of branches caught in his hair.

More concerning is the grazes along John's cheek, forehead, hands: angry red stripes caused by sharp rocks slicing through John's tan, dark beads of blood soaking into the grime. John should be in the medlab, or at least showering, but he's gone all cave-man-alpha-male, one hand pushing at Rodney's shoulder and the other down his pants, working Rodney's dick fast and hard.

It's primal, and *dirty*, and really, really hot, even if John's kisses are gritty and he smells like loam, like vegetable gardens, like all the things Rodney's happy to ignore in his sanitary labs. It's grunting, desperate sex, pushy and demanding no compromises, and Rodney comes embarrassingly quickly.

From: [identity profile] everagaby.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 04:31 pm (UTC)
guh.
I heart this fandom. Soooo much.
(I'm also tempted to write this from John's perspective, but I figure if I prod with cheerleader-like comments someone else will write it and yea, verily it shall rock.)

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-03 10:12 pm (UTC)
I heart this fandom. Soooo much.

Crack and porn. What more could you ask for from a fandom? *pets SGA*

(I'm also tempted to write this from John's perspective, but I figure if I prod with cheerleader-like comments someone else will write it and yea, verily it shall rock.)

Feel free to go for it yourself. I'd try it from John's perspective, but I have a feeling that in a few minutes time my John would be getting whoozy and being herded down the medlab, which is not the porny end he should have.

John’s not exactly sure why this happened. After all this is Rodney. Rodney with his frantic hands and his sharp comments and his soft, soft mouth, and okay, yes, maybe that was where it began.

Maybe it was when they were running, faster and faster down the hill until they were flying and then falling, head over heels, sideways and upside down and through thorns and shrubs and across sharp cutting stones that dug in, finding their way under his vest and his shirt and into his skin.

Maybe it was that at the bottom of the hill when John waited for Rodney to start bitching and whining and instead all he heard was a gravelly “Major? You alright?”.

Maybe it was that moment when he turned and saw Rodney, muddy, bruised and bleeding, just like him, saw the way the blood and dirt were slipping downward from the corner of Rodney’s right eye to his chin and then down his neck and the first thing he wanted to do was lean over and taste it. Follow that path and then keep going down, down, (God) down; find all his cuts and bruises and taste each one, lick away the dirt and grit until it was just pure Rodney.

Now that John thinks about it, he’s pretty sure that was exactly the moment that led to him shoving Rodney up against the wall, hand down his pants, tongue in his mouth chasing away all that mud and grime and hunting down the source of that coppery taste (he must have bit his cheek when he was rolling down the hill) and diving in for more.

He knows he’s being rough, demanding, but he doesn’t want to slow down. They still have to report to Beckett, get their cuts cleaned and their bruises tended and their bones set. John’s not too worried, though. Not about any of that, not about the fact that they’re in the middle of the long hallway leading to the medlab, or the fact that he can hear footsteps and knows that he has less than thirty seconds to get off Rodney (God, Rodney), get Rodney off, before someone sees this.

Right now the only thing he’s really concerned about is following that path from Rodney’s eye all the way to the base of this throat and maybe farther.

Right now the only thing he’s wondering is just how dirty John can get Rodney, and what it'll take to clean them both up.
Oh, perfect compliment to the first! Yay for awesome comment porn.
Thanks! I had very very good inspiration. Well, after my brain recovered from being dead from the hot, anyway.
Glad you enjoyed it!

Re: So good

From: (Anonymous) Date: 2005-12-04 10:39 pm (UTC)
Not about any of that, not about the fact that they’re in the middle of the long hallway leading to the medlab, or the fact that he can hear footsteps and knows that he has less than thirty seconds to get off Rodney (God, Rodney), get Rodney off, before someone sees this.

Oh, *dude*. Guh!

It's amazing the moment you feel your own kink kick in. I don't have a thing for muddy, dirty sex, but semi-public sex? Oh, *yeah*.

*wibbles*

Re: So good

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-04 10:39 pm (UTC)
Not about any of that, not about the fact that they’re in the middle of the long hallway leading to the medlab, or the fact that he can hear footsteps and knows that he has less than thirty seconds to get off Rodney (God, Rodney), get Rodney off, before someone sees this.

Oh, *dude*. Guh!

It's amazing the moment you feel your own kink kick in. I don't have a thing for muddy, dirty sex, but semi-public sex? Oh, *yeah*.

*wibbles*

Re: So good

From: [identity profile] everagaby.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-05 08:18 am (UTC)
It's amazing the moment you feel your own kink kick in. I don't have a thing for muddy, dirty sex, but semi-public sex? Oh, *yeah*.

For some reason the phrase "My McShep brings all the slashers to the yard" just popped into my head. Yeah, this drabble is like the uni-kink: a little bit o' somethin' for everyone.

I reiterate: porn tag? Best. Thing. EVAR.
Seriously, my muse is bouncing like a happy puppy just waiting for more. Happy. Puppy.
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From: [personal profile] celli Date: 2005-12-02 12:32 am (UTC)
mmmmmm.

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-03 10:10 pm (UTC)
*beams*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-02 03:30 am (UTC)
Oh *whoa*. Pretty.

Mmm. That is *extremely* hot.

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-03 10:09 pm (UTC)
*bows*

Thank you.

From: [identity profile] anitac588.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-03 10:13 am (UTC)
Oh, that was hot!

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-03 10:10 pm (UTC)
thanks.

comment porn

From: [identity profile] laceymcbain.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-04 05:07 pm (UTC)
Lovely and dirty!

Re: comment porn

From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-05 01:37 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

From: [identity profile] morudai.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-01 08:01 pm (UTC)
Ah, the joy of the CJ. [smirk]

From: [identity profile] namastenancy.livejournal.com Date: 2005-12-03 05:03 am (UTC)
I think *I* need a cold shower. So very hot.
Oh, perfect complement to the first! Yay for awesome comment porn.

Dayspa sex.

From: [identity profile] wanderingharper.livejournal.com Date: 2007-03-16 08:06 pm (UTC)
I vote for Dayspa Sex. Of many fandoms. I am currently obsessing over Sam/Dean. It should be a cinch to come up with a reason for them to be in a day spa, poltergeist, Ghost, or cursed object and I bet someone could think up a reason for them to have go as a couple. Umm...
Pretty Please...
...
...
With sugar on top...
And maybe Jensen Ackles..
Ooo, or Jared Padalecki..
Or both..
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