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insta!rec - Zelenka's Still by Auburnnothenna

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Zelenka's Still by [livejournal.com profile] auburnnothenna

I'm going to go with a quote, because no rec can do it justice.

It was Elizabeth. She was standing on one of the tables. Crooning. Sheppard was pretty sure he couldn't have been more frightened if it had been a Wraith-queen doing a striptease. Maybe. Hell, it was a toss up.

Elizabeth did a snaky move and sang a sultry, "Nice work if you can get it, and you can get it if you try ..." She waved at them and smiled.

There's fruit, porn, mushrooms, and I have no idea how you even *describe* this, okay? None. But you have to read it *now*. It's. An experience.

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From: [identity profile] jennifus.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-12 04:42 am (UTC)
If you like funny fic in QaF US or Buffy fandoms, go read [livejournal.com profile] valereix's stuff. She's hysterical, and the quotes are fab. Her webpage is in her userinfo.

From: [identity profile] jennifus.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-12 04:42 am (UTC)
Hee. You probably know that, since she's on your flist. I keep reccing her to people only to find out that they already freakin' know.

*g*
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From: [identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-12 04:43 am (UTC)
I was *wheezing*. Just *wheezing*. Layla. John singing Layla. *wheezes*

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-13 02:42 am (UTC)
*grins* You can see it, can't you? Totally *see* it. with backup singers!

From: [identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-12 06:00 am (UTC)
Oh.
My God.

Funniest shit I've read in FOREVER. :)

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-13 02:41 am (UTC)
Yes!

From: [identity profile] morvoren.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-12 06:36 am (UTC)
That was...bloody hilarious, and I'm not familiar with that fandom at all. awesome.

From: [identity profile] seperis.livejournal.com Date: 2005-08-13 02:40 am (UTC)
Wasn't it just--the random sex! the singing! OMG SINGING LAYLA!

Seriously. Have not had fun like this in *forever*.

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